Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Ten Little Hours
Scott Weiland checked himself into the clink yesterday at 8:55am to begin serving his 192-hour DUI sentence. Scott was out before dinnertime at 6:54pm. He only served 10 hours. Hey, that's more than Nicole Richie served.
Officials must have realized that Scott is too sexy for jail. Even the harsh fluorescent lighting couldn't mask his hotness. Beauty like that should not be locked down. Ugh. Why do I think he's hotter than a ham and cream twinkie? WHY?!
What a complete hot fuckin' mess this boy is. That said...I'd totally do him. You ever see the way he moves at a live show? Jeebus...it's like a snake. Totally sexy...totally doable.
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send him over to me...I'll be his heroin(e)!
I don't care what anyone says. He is so hot! Love me a rocker boy!
mejnicho
I've always thought he was hot, but the heroine diet he's on has taken the "sparkle" out of his eyes. Come on Scott...eat honey...Just a Twinkie...oh did I say that out loud? Oh my...
i hated stp when they came out. i always thought of them as the poor mans pearl jam. the only thing appealing about this guy is his tortured junkie soul. i don't find him so physically attractive.
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I'M GOING ON JULY 25TH!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!
*doing the cabbage patch*
*running man*
inner city folks get an automatic 10 years for holding a morsel of weed and scott gets 10 hours? this does not compute...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
YUM! (I can't help it. I have the dirtiestestest taste in guys.)
Stoney, I was wondering the same thing.
Miss placed Chola tears?
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Submitted by Stoney on May 13, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on with the inside corners of his eyes?
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I know! It looks like he's crying blood.
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But then again, what do I know?
Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on with the inside corners of his eyes?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
He is hotter than a whore on quarter day!
He looks like a mess. Just saw his proffile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Oh, ME, you are so right. Well, maybe not. But I would totally go to a Brit concert if it was free! Shit, I'd even de-louse her weave for front row tickets. If Brit ever does another concert, that's one trainwreck I wouldn't want to miss.
I guess we are all allowed our filthy, guilty pleasures.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
To each their own sensi.
I'm sure you'd be 1st in line for Shitter's tix.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Oh Scott, if you end up like Layne we only have Pete Doherty left. I think i need to go kill myself now...
I'd never buy tickets to see STP. It's like buying tickets for a Wino concert and expecting her to show up, or getting tickets to the millionth attempt at a Van Halen reunion.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Thought so M.E.
Them and Alice in Chains, used to be my favorites.
Because he used to be, Michael
Damn, Tickets are $53 a pop. SHIT!
Rishkin - Yes "For a Brother" on the Libertad album.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
He was pretty hot back in the day, he's looking pretty gross n'greasy these days though. Would not hit.
Clarisse - I need to get tix still. I think I'll take my brother.
The hub doesn't do crowds.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
M.E.
Didn't he write a song about him?
I used to be so into them a few years back.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 13, 2008 - 7:21am.
I like him too, I don't agree with the 10 hour jail time.
I think he had a brother that died of a drug overdose, straighten up Scott
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Yes, his name was Michael.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
I'd give him a little washie washie, but i'd still hit it! Twice on Sunday.
That said, I honestly hope he gets his shit together before he is in the ground.
M.E.
I'm on the floor right up front when STP hits town!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
I like him too, I don't agree with the 10 hour jail time.
I think he had a brother that died of a drug overdose, straighten up Scott.
he best not be in jail on sunday!
he's supposed to perform in camden and
i'm supposed to be there!
crazy kid.
*oral is moral*
I would take his hotness if he had the body of a 60yr old...wait, he probably DOES have the body of a 60 yr old.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
(rolling eyes)
he is America's own Pete Doherty.
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
I love this mess. Though he isn't nearly as hot as he used to be, he's still hot.
Does piss me off though that this repeat offender did only 10 fucking hours in jail and I had to do 3 fucking months for a first time offender.
Fucking celebrities.
That said. I will go see STP this summer.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 9:57am.
Ang, exactly!
I don't live in Iowa, but my boyfriend got a DUI when his blood alcohol content was ZERO because he was nervous and shaky during the sobriety test. He had smoked a bowl about ten hours prior to that with me, but he definitely wasn't impaired from that shit half a day later.
He still had to take alcohol abuse courses and shit when I've only seen him drunk a couple times in four years. Yet turds in Hollywood get barely a slap on the wrist for their retarded antics. I'd love to see a celeb get a ten year sentence on drug charges, like a college student in my town who was a small time coke dealer.
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agreed.
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that's right, people! you drink, you drive... you can't go out to lunch... "The horror... the horror..."
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"Someday I'll wish upon a star.
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where trouble melts like lemon drops,
high above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me."
He didn't even have to detox! Good for him!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Ang, exactly!
I don't live in Iowa, but my boyfriend got a DUI when his blood alcohol content was ZERO because he was nervous and shaky during the sobriety test. He had smoked a bowl about ten hours prior to that with me, but he definitely wasn't impaired from that shit half a day later.
He still had to take alcohol abuse courses and shit when I've only seen him drunk a couple times in four years. Yet turds in Hollywood get barely a slap on the wrist for their retarded antics. I'd love to see a celeb get a ten year sentence on drug charges, like a college student in my town who was a small time coke dealer.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Meanwhile somewhere in Iowa someone is doing 20 years for holding.
How could anyone want to fuck someone with such gross, greasy emo hair? Emo hair is the biggest turnoff of the decade so far. Especially couples who do each other's stupid emo hair in the morning. It makes me sick, especially when I see that shit on a grown ass man.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Good Lord. I find him insanely attractive.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Im with MK.... strung out, skinny, talented with a rap sheet? GIMME!
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Scott is such a hot mess.
If its not heroin, its booze...if its not booze, it's coke... I love his consistency.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Scott said he loves drugs too much.
Everything in moderation, man. You're still hot to me.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
It's ok, I used to like him too, but in the 90s when they first came out and he was, umm, fresher looking.
he's only been on drugs for twenty odd years, so I'm sure you're correct.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 7:21am.
Maybe he's a quick learner.
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Sheeps.
they certainly learned him one, now didn't they?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
snort.
now I want a twinkie, damn you, MK!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
That'll teach him. Nope, no more drugs for Scott.
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