Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Beat And Beat
Bat Boy to himself: "How did I get here? Why is this happening to me? I just want to be in my cave, hanging upside down and sleeping. I is sooo tired."
Xtina to Bat Boy: "Bat ass! I can't lift my eyelashes again! Go out to the car and get the crobar."
Xtina and Bat Boy attended the Christian Dior Cruise collection last night in NYC. He should have been at home in bed. She should have been at home washing her face off with battery acid.
JLo and Skeletor were also there. Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?
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Whats with the rug burn on her knees?
What is with the thick Ugly Betty eyebrows??? What next- the Frida Kahlo uni-brow?
Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 7:50am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 7:38am.
Are those rug-burns on her knees?
They take turns playing Hide-the-Chorizo.
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that must take place on their "Naked Sundays"
(shudder)
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
Stoney, I noticed that, too. But I think she matches both her lipsitck AND her shoes....to her snatch.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
--Mrs. Kravitz
I must have terrible taste, because I think she actually looks pretty good in these pics. Yes, she has on WAY too much make-up, but this is Christina we are talking about. If she wiped off a layer or two, hiked up the skirt and put a cami on underneath that hooker jacket, she'd look even better.
Jayne Mansfield died a long time ago; who invited her to this fashion gala?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Oh so fug.. I miss the old Christina!!
On a lighter note, check out this vid I just found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLnhmRWrYEk
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Lather, Rinse, CONDITION!!!!, Repeat!
Seriously, is there a shortage of hair care products in Hollywood????
Her look is very Russian divorcee circa 1982.
Is she SERIOUSLY matching her lipstick to her SHOES?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 7:38am.
Are those rug-burns on her knees?
They take turns playing Hide-the-Chorizo.
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I think she's the BI about the woman who is bored with her baby.
Her make-up is horrendous.
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“Why? Why? Why?... Be more constructive with your criticism.”
-Jemaine. 'Flight of The Conchords'
Christina looks so bad that she's almost unrecognizable.......
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I'm not ready for put your makeup on with a paint gun day!!!
I'm still commando in my jammies!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Her lips match her shoes... Ugh!
LOL!!!
Get the crobar!
man, bat boy is so fug.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
She's now a matron.
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Nice BJ knees.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
I just noticed Christina has the very same "natural" shade of blue as Paris Hilton's eyes. She still wears way too much makeup blah blah blah.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
They've got that strained "Present a united front until the publicists announce the separation" look.
But I do like her Barbie shoes.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Are those rug-burns on her knees? lmao
Bat Boy looks so tired I bet he is the nanny Christina is to busy putting on her makeup
MK you are killing me today "Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?"
LMAO
(her eyebrows are terrible!)
She looks beautiful. I saw heron milllionaire datingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Hilarious post, MK. What are the dots on her knees?
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uhhm put some makeup on those knees Xtina!
(yeah he would rather be at home)
I love america!
here woman can be clown and merry yetti cave man and no king chop head off!
"JLo and Skeletor were also there. Do you think that when Xtina and JLo cheek kiss, a new brand of foundation is born?" - LMAO! MK rules my mornings.