Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Hickey By HoHan?
Hmmm...Samantha Ronson's possible love bite does match the shit stain on HoHan's upper lip. Lesbian hickey! I just want to carefully remove it and keep it in my pocket. A Ronson/HoHan hickey will definitely get me free Indigo Girls tickets.
Seriously, hickeys are tacky ass! Ronson needs to rub off some of HoHan's tan grease and cover her hickey with it. Better yet, take a frozen spoon to it. You know, that frozen spoon method never fucking works. It only makes your neck cold.
Anyway, HoHan is still in gayelle Paree on business. HoHan is there to whore out her leggings line for prostitutes. Ronson is tjust here for the ride....literally!
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I used to know this couple in a Filipino gang called the Pinori Real Crazies and they used to hickey the letters PRC all over each other at kickbacks. I was like 12 and thought they were all so hard, drinking 40s, smoking blunts, and slurping on each other's arms and backs! Lame.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Maybe she burned her neck with the curling iron.
Hahaha
What a trashy thing to do...very fitting.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
The hottest sex I had involved lots of scratching, pinning down etc. etc... and hickie in places where they can't be seen...mmmmmmmmmmm
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
cthoff, yup, thats exactly it
hickey for the sake of a hickey (as in middle school) is retarded, just like anything else thats contrived and awkward
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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True story: The cholas at my high school used to twist the hickies with a lipstick cap... the explanation was that it broke up the bruise when really, it just made it worse. Also, my now bf gave me a hickie when we were "broken up" and it was massive, and I blamed the curling iron...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Right?
when the sex is so hot you are losing control?
oh yeah.
I like it rough, however.
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I'm with CTH tho, sometimes hard biting and sucking can leave a mark, but it's totally worth the cheap chola hickey.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 13, 2008 - 11:26am.
well, it's official... Lohan sucks... hard
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NICE!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Hickeys remind me of junior high makeout parties and getting awkwardly diddled in some bitch's basement. Not hot.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
well, it's official... Lohan sucks... hard
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my stories are on an these idiots across the street are cutting the lawn in a noisy manner.
hoff may have to choke a bitch.
on topic, yeah, hickeys look gross but feel so good.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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hickeys are only good if you find yourself so consumed by lust that all you can do is violently suck flesh
hot
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
A hickey! gross, nobody over the age of 15 should have a hickey.
Scratch that, NOBODY should have a hickey.
Sorry, but hickeys are just plain uncool. I'd be pissed if someone gave me one.
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
Ha! I noticed that shit two days ago and forgot about it, and lo and behold! MK posts about it... yeah, I hate hickies. They are so tacky and immature. Why not just piss on eachother and mark your territory?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
hickeys are not really idiotic they're more "i'm totally getting laid, so there."
anywhore, ronson is a hot fucking dude.
Can someone please explain the frozen spoon? I can hang one off my nose, does that count? :)
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But then again, what do I know?
They both look as old as the dirt on Blohan's upper lip. So OLD.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Hickey's are so fucking tacky.
Oh and the frozen spoon - doesn't work.
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I can't say a damn thing, love having my neck sucked.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
They say hickies are a sign of an immature lover.
In my village indigo girls are music of satan devil man that bring famine to fields!
groinola music make wheat crop dye suprisingly.
Say what you will about this trick but at least she's not bearding.
Doesn't Ronson know the classic Chola technique for hickeys? Someone get that girl a frozen spoon! She's got no class.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
A hikey is the result of an incompetent idiot. That's all I'll say.
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Awww is that her birfday pressie!?