Tuesday, May 13th 2008

Hickey By HoHan?

Hmmm...Samantha Ronson's possible love bite does match the shit stain on HoHan's upper lip. Lesbian hickey! I just want to carefully remove it and keep it in my pocket. A Ronson/HoHan hickey will definitely get me free Indigo Girls tickets.

Seriously, hickeys are tacky ass! Ronson needs to rub off some of HoHan's tan grease and cover her hickey with it. Better yet, take a frozen spoon to it. You know, that frozen spoon method never fucking works. It only makes your neck cold.

Anyway, HoHan is still in gayelle Paree on business. HoHan is there to whore out her leggings line for prostitutes. Ronson is tjust here for the ride....literally!

Posted by: Michael K


I used to know this couple in a Filipino gang called the Pinori Real Crazies and they used to hickey the letters PRC all over each other at kickbacks. I was like 12 and thought they were all so hard, drinking 40s, smoking blunts, and slurping on each other's arms and backs! Lame.

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Rishkin's picture

Maybe she burned her neck with the curling iron.

Hahaha

SkyBitch's picture

What a trashy thing to do...very fitting.

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MONKEYPOX's picture

The hottest sex I had involved lots of scratching, pinning down etc. etc... and hickie in places where they can't be seen...mmmmmmmmmmm

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

missy's picture

cthoff, yup, thats exactly it

hickey for the sake of a hickey (as in middle school) is retarded, just like anything else thats contrived and awkward
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True story: The cholas at my high school used to twist the hickies with a lipstick cap... the explanation was that it broke up the bruise when really, it just made it worse. Also, my now bf gave me a hickie when we were "broken up" and it was massive, and I blamed the curling iron...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

christine the hoff's picture

Right?
when the sex is so hot you are losing control?
oh yeah.
I like it rough, however.

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I'm with CTH tho, sometimes hard biting and sucking can leave a mark, but it's totally worth the cheap chola hickey.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 13, 2008 - 11:26am.
well, it's official... Lohan sucks... hard

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Hickeys remind me of junior high makeout parties and getting awkwardly diddled in some bitch's basement. Not hot.

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well, it's official... Lohan sucks... hard

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christine the hoff's picture

my stories are on an these idiots across the street are cutting the lawn in a noisy manner.
hoff may have to choke a bitch.
on topic, yeah, hickeys look gross but feel so good.

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hickeys are only good if you find yourself so consumed by lust that all you can do is violently suck flesh

hot
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Rishkin's picture

A hickey! gross, nobody over the age of 15 should have a hickey.

Scratch that, NOBODY should have a hickey.

mike's picture

Sorry, but hickeys are just plain uncool. I'd be pissed if someone gave me one.

Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html

MONKEYPOX's picture

Ha! I noticed that shit two days ago and forgot about it, and lo and behold! MK posts about it... yeah, I hate hickies. They are so tacky and immature. Why not just piss on eachother and mark your territory?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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hickeys are not really idiotic they're more "i'm totally getting laid, so there."

anywhore, ronson is a hot fucking dude.

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Can someone please explain the frozen spoon? I can hang one off my nose, does that count? :)

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They both look as old as the dirt on Blohan's upper lip. So OLD.

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Hickey's are so fucking tacky.

Oh and the frozen spoon - doesn't work.

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I can't say a damn thing, love having my neck sucked.

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SeH's picture

They say hickies are a sign of an immature lover.

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In my village indigo girls are music of satan devil man that bring famine to fields!

groinola music make wheat crop dye suprisingly.

KC Sunshine's picture

Say what you will about this trick but at least she's not bearding.

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Doesn't Ronson know the classic Chola technique for hickeys? Someone get that girl a frozen spoon! She's got no class.

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A hikey is the result of an incompetent idiot. That's all I'll say.

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Awww is that her birfday pressie!?