Wednesday, May 14th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 13th!
Even their titties are rolling their eyes at them. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
What has a wide wingspan, is jumbo sized, is uncomfortable to sit on, could crush you, provides ample flotation devices beneath the seat or on the luggage rack, and has a black box? (Hint- it's not a plane.) - Hoolrah
Calgon did not take them far enough away. - Hoozer
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Thanks Kyle
Hugs MK!!! And yay to all winners!!! Sweetas!!!!!! I want Ryan to announce you as the American Idol next week and baffle the whole audience. Because damnit, you deserve it!
Congrats to all!
Especially Tina Fey, er, I mean Sweetas! ;)
the DUDE! abides...
congrats to the winners
Sweetas xoxoxo
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Go Spurs!
Congrats you guys! xoxo
Sweetas, Way to usher in the funny again with the re-introduction of the Caption Contest! Hot, hot mama, you. xo
After Obama Girl's recent notoriety, The OBAMA MAMA's are hoping their Video goes Viral on the Web.
GOT DAYUM!!! Another win for our Sweetas!!!! She needs to take her show on the road.
I can hear her now, after finishing her set....
"Thank you. I'll be appearing all week. Try the veal! Remember to tip your waitress".
Congrats Hoolrah and Hoozer♥ you hunka burnin love! Thanks MK and my favorite sluts in the world!!! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. ;)
Sweetas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you rock you sexy beast you!
SWEETAS YOU LEGENDARY BEEOTCH!!!
ALL funny funny captions.. nice work guys!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She is a hottie, but looks a bit funny. I saw her proffile on "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
That is fuggin hilarious!!!! *their titties even rollin' their eyes at them* Bahahahahahah
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Congrats to the winners. Good having the CT back!
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Congrats to the winners!
Good to have 'CT' back...I missed my daily dose of dlister-induced laughter.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Congrats Sweetas and Hoozer! You silly sluts! Thanks M.K.!
We just flew in from New York, and boy, are our tits tired!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Eddie Murphy starring in a 3rd "Nutty Professor" movie. Rick Baker will earn another Oscar for this make-up job.
Tom Cruise training vigorously with his talent coach for his new role in the movie Whoopi Goldberg: The Biography.
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
I understand why having a breast lift might seem appealing, but damn...
After three seasons, Flavor of Love started running out of ideas.
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
Dancing With The Stars has moved production to Hoboken, NJ.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I'll stick with counting sheeps.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Howard Stern starts his own space travel program.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
And then she said to her boyfriend: "Which color have my eyes?"
Ewwww.
Fed up with being ignored Solange decides ripping off all her clothes during the dollar dance at Beyounce's wedding will finally get her some attention only to out-shined by a drunk Tina Knowles who decides to show Jay-z what he can look forward to in the coming years.
If Star would have let Big Al have their wedding like this, the way he envisioned then they probably wouldn't be getting divorced.
yoohoo is always better shaken.
Love is a many splendored ...and saggy ...and stretch-marked thing.
And at the time, that second hit of acid
seemed like such a good idea. The Double mint
twins learned the hard way to just say no.
The Beyonce American Express commercial as Ellen really wanted it.
I would hit that!!! I'm so not joking. That's two fine sistas right there.
No more Dove "love your body" ad's.
Star Jones decides to jump on the "Dump On Gay Al Month" bandwagon by releasing private photos they took just before announcing their divorce.
When the dream of sleeping with two women turns into a nightmare.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
Instead of Miley, Disney should be more concerned of the Vanity Fair pictures of Raven with her Mom.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
Clearly, we are not ready for a plus-size America's Next Top Model. But just to be safe, please review your earthquake disaster plans.
Girls, the point of "How to Look Good Naked" is to have the picture taken AFTER the makeover.
And Hot Slut wannabes all over the world rejoiced that the Caption This Contest has finally returned!!!
Dingleberry Fields Forever....
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Jim Henson's camp released preliminary photos of the first new muppets in over 20 years-the bug eyed slug twins.
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- betterthanyomama
I bet Beyonce is kicking herself for not joining the reunion tour!
Submitted by Hoolrah on May 13, 2008 - 5:39pm.
What has a wide wingspan, is jumbo sized, is uncomfortable to sit on, could crush you, provides ample flotation devices beneath the seat or on the luggage rack, and has a black box? (Hint- it's not a plane.)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behold: Michealangelo's Shaquita
What has a wide wingspan, is jumbo sized, is uncomfortable to sit on, could crush you, provides ample flotation devices beneath the seat or on the luggage rack, and has a black box? (Hint- it's not a plane.)
Mariah's honeymoon gave a new meaning to "Wild & Out."
That's strange. Why do these women have two black eyes in the "after" pictures?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
The Compton Renaissance fair featured classical nude model painting, courtesy of Afro-Dykey and Venus D. Milo.
With the recent economic downturn, the price of milk has been rising. You dont even want to know what has been happening with chocolate milk.
New on FOX: "Prison Break - The Remy Ma and Foxy Brown Story."
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