Afternoon Crumbs

Young Frankenstein on Broadway was ROBBED

xoxox

The war isn't working.

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

tara reid still looks nasty...and where does she get the money to afford her romping on the beach? she hasn't had a steady income flow in years?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

you mean to tell me with all of his money j-camel nose can't dress a little better than this? geeze those shoes and coat are cheap and ghetto. yuk!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 1:42pm.
SATC Vibrator?

I bet its constantly yapping and complaning about how men are a bunch of selfish jerks.
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Too funny!

Hey you get off my cloud...

Submitted by ITSKTBITCH
"And who writes egotastic and hollywood tuna? I imagine two fat balding old guys for some reason and because of that i usually get grossed out by their comments!"

Yea, I made the big mistake of visiting Drunken Stepfather awhile back.I don't even want to imagine who runs that site. The writing is straight up vulgar... absolutely disgusting !

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 3:44pm.
OK OK OK! How 'bout...VERY SPECIAL!?
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Hmmm... that works, although some might take offence to the 'very'. They want to feel just like everyone else.

Ultra special might make them feel like superheroes.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

Whoever writes idontlikeyouinthatway.com needs to realize that there's this thing in Hollywood called airbrushing used by everyone for everyone to look amazing in photos.

And who writes egotastic and hollywood tuna? I imagine two fat balding old guys for some reason and because of that i usually get grossed out by their comments!

LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on May
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OK OK OK! How 'bout...VERY SPECIAL!?

lmao (thanks for the udpate)

Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 3:39pm.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/20714/

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! what a bunch of ugly people
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You're not allowed to call them ugly anymore. The politically correct word is 'special'.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/20714/

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! what a bunch of ugly people

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 13, 2008 - 3:05pm.
I don't think she is preggers! If you have never been on them, the drugs they give you for bipolar put huge amounts of weight on in short period of time. I put on 43lbs in 10 weeks with my cocktail.
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THANK GOD. You're a lifesaver Deb. I think a lot of people were ready to kill themselves with the thought of Britney popping out another unfortunate spawn.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

It wasn't so much Brit's stomach that I noticed, it was that GIGANTIC ass!! I don't think she's pregnant but then what do I know.... :P

I don't think she is preggers! If you have never been on them, the drugs they give you for bipolar put huge amounts of weight on in short period of time. I put on 43lbs in 10 weeks with my cocktail.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

I'm still holding out hope that those pics are the result of a serious Taco Bell binge and that she will squeeze it all out in a huge mythic fart cloud. If there is an earthquake in LA today, I think we will all have our answer.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

In Shitters fucked up mind, she probably thought that by getting knocked up again no one could take THAT baby away from her.

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

I think the pregnancy test at Rite Aid was just a pap shot. If she was really torn up about being knocked up, we all know she'd just check into her favorite clinic. That shit is probably on speed dial.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

oh please God, if you make it dollhouse dude's baby I'll never ask for another thing, ever. amen.

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 1:19pm.

IF Brit is knocked up, we shouldn't be so quick to assume it's Gay Cockatoo's baby. ANYONE could be the father. It probably belongs to a homeless man.

- OMG THE DOLLHOUSE DUDE!!!!

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 10:53am.
Watch, it will another boy boo boo.
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Statistically, you have a 50% chance of getting a boy OR a girl every time. However, I have also read that if you already have two children of the same gender, there is an 70 to 80 % chance your third will be the same gender.
Who knows...
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This is why people end up with five boys and a girl or vice versa. They just HAVE TO have the different gender.

I cannot believe this moron is knocked up. I truly hope it's a massive abdominal tumor. Shitney would probably still call it "MAH BEBEH" and cover it with tobacco-stained kisses.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by suze on May 13, 2008 - 10:13am.
Using the HIMYM episode taping as a timeline - Britney's either preggers with smarmy landing strip pap's kid, or these pictures are from a few years ago.

It ain't no beer/frap/cheeto bloat.

If she IS having pap's baby, a ciggie now is the least of its worries considering how she was using using her body as a garbage can for ev ery drug out there. I wonder if the crazy freak out/psych evaluation had to do with the pregnancy test Rite aid shopping trip and subsequent positive result??

Nuff analyzing - I need a nap now.
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You've got a point.

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

IF Brit is knocked up, we shouldn't be so quick to assume it's Gay Cockatoo's baby. ANYONE could be the father. It probably belongs to a homeless man.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 12:17pm.
WTF is with the stuffed animal on the glass table? WTF is that?

What grown woman decorates her outside furniture with a stuffie?

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She probably won it playing the Crane Game at Walmart when she went to JL's shower. Yee-haaws!

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 11:16am.
Snarkley -
Please don't remind me that Asston Kutcher can still find work. It pains me so to think of that.
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Yeah but that Whatever Vegas movie got *panned*

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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine

WTF is with the stuffed animal on the glass table? WTF is that?

What grown woman decorates her outside furniture with a stuffie?

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

Snarkley -
Please don't remind me that Asston Kutcher can still find work. It pains me so to think of that.

O/T. I heard a few years back that he was really about four or five years older than he claims to be. I can totally see that being true. I fucking hate it when people call Demi Moore their "hero" because her old, saggy vagina landed an annoying C-lister who is a closeted gay that lies about his age as a husband. Bitch, PLEASE!

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

That nasty ass Primp jacket she has on is from this year. Also shes got all of the Ed Hardy gaggy shit on as well.
Her 2BFREE pants are from last summer Id say. she is one tacky fuck-fad. Even with all of the free shit ppl give her to wear she still looks like a character on Mama's Family.

**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 2:15pm.

I hope you're right. She does love attention.

What a way to start a Tuesday lunch. Shitney's enormous impregnanted belly. Maybe this is one of those instances like with 5 year olds, when Mommy is having another baby, little 5 year old sticks out her belly and is automatically having a baby, too. Jamie Lynn can't get ALL the attention.

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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!

Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 9:42am.
SATC Vibrator?

I bet its constantly yapping and complaning about how men are a bunch of selfish jerks.

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Bwahahahaha, Stock, good one!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 10:53am.
Watch, it will another boy boo boo.
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Statistically, you have a 50% chance of getting a boy OR a girl every time. However, I have also read that if you already have two children of the same gender, there is an 70 to 80 % chance your third will be the same gender.
Who knows...

- I didn't know that.
She'll have her own boy band.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Goes without saying that Charlotte seems excited by the new SATC Mr. Big vibrator, perhaps it's the model that pleasures while shaving your cooch.

Using the HIMYM episode taping as a timeline - Britney's either preggers with smarmy landing strip pap's kid, or these pictures are from a few years ago.

It ain't no beer/frap/cheeto bloat.

If she IS having pap's baby, a ciggie now is the least of its worries considering how she was using using her body as a garbage can for ev ery drug out there. I wonder if the crazy freak out/psych evaluation had to do with the pregnancy test Rite aid shopping trip and subsequent positive result??

Nuff analyzing - I need a nap now.

I'm bored with you now.

Round cages make birds feel really insecure and can cause them to flip out in the cage and break their wings, or burst bloodfeathers. There's a lot of other reasons, but you pretty much can't find round cages for birds anymore. That thing kind of looks like a piece of Pier One junk.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.

The birdcage is probably for her chicken wings.
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*pisses self*

Or her bingo wings.

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 10:53am.
Watch, it will another boy boo boo.
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Statistically, you have a 50% chance of getting a boy OR a girl every time. However, I have also read that if you already have two children of the same gender, there is an 70 to 80 % chance your third will be the same gender.
Who knows...

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-

Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine

The birdcage is probably for her chicken wings.

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

Sensi why no round cages? That seems so random.

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

I've heard that those pictures of Shitney are a joke for Ashton Kutcher's "Pop Fiction". The jokes's on him, because she was a mess long before he thought of that idea. These pictures represent what we've come to EXPECT from Unfitney.

Shit, I just noticed that there is an empty bird cage on Brit's porch. I hope no bird ever lived in there because A) there's NO WAY she could keep a bird alive with all the cig smoke wafting around and B) no bird should be kept in a round cage. She seems like the type to get a bird as a decoration, and then be surprised to find it dead on the cage floor due to neglect. Sorry, I have four cockatiels and I hate it when dumbasses get parrots because they think it's cool. It's a lot of work taking care of birds.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Miss Priss !!! How are you my love
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Go Spurs!

M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 1:03pm.

Oh GWAD, Jessica Biel will thank JT in her own way, I'm sure.

Probably all of N'SYNC got a "phone call".

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

I have seen girls that seem fit but they have that weird hard beer pooch that pokes out of their halter top so maybe this is what we are seeing. Or maybe, she is preggo and since her religious dad is in the picture he won't let her have anymore abortions so she is trying to kill the baby with drinking and drugs. Oh my mind is reeling.

Missy - gimme your info or tell me who's page you are on so I can find you.

*poop*

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

VLL - got it, thanks babe!! now, delete! delete!

BB - good point.. who the HELL would have sex with her... yucky

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Bradiful, I've been searching for the blind item link. Can't find it.

Her list of lovers are more from pre K Fed when she was still kinda hot and fuckable.

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08

ME - I almost never check my myspace anymore, but I will try to remember to.
Yeah, she has also been "rumored" to be pregnant like ten times in the last few years, so she's definitely no stranger to the abortion clinic. She probably waits til the doctor can tell the gender and kills off all the males. Maybe this time they found a vagina on the ultrasound.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

XXYXZ!!!!

HI!!!

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

I wouldn't be surprised that Brit is in complete denial about being pregnant.

VLL.

she's on mine. Check your MS. I'll send something right now
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Go Spurs!

Oh, gottta go check the ms. Thanks for the reminder.

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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08