Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The Sex and the City vibrator. Why not? - Holy Moly!
Brit Brit is smoking a ciggie and looks knocked up (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
It's a new day which means more Beyonce pregnancy rumors - Popsugar
Tara Reid in a bikini isn't that horrible. Ok, it is - Egotastic!
RiRi and Chris Brown are still going strong. Her dog is still trying to give a fuck - Just Jared
Hugh Hefner doesn't want to marry Holly - Hollywood Rag
Scarlet from G.I. Joe has nice tits - Hollywood Tuna
Heidi Klum is missing something - IDLYITW
Celebrity Muppets - Cityrag
The Tony Award nominations - Towleroad
George Clooney was hit on by Roseanne - A Socialite's Life
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MISSY, slut, I hit you back at MS earlier.
On T: Shitney has HIV too? Ok, I had not heard that, I need to prop my rock I've been living under back up.
And who the fuck would SLEEP WITH HER that's notable anyway? Gross, whipdicked pussy celebutards.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
The Mr. Big is thick it lookds like. No shaft to head difference.
Me no likey. I like the mushroom head.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
i think if brit does not have a girl she will switch Jamie Lynee babie whit hers
That is WAY to big!
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Go Spurs!
Isn't Jamie Lynn having a girl?
Hahahahahah
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Re. Britney - I was Team Bloat before but now....not so much.
(and IslandGirl, "Addon" makes me chuckle every time...)
Re. the Tony Award nominations - no nomination for Gayken for Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical? Shame.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 13, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Miss Priss - changed my life, I swear!
Sensi - I sent you a MS req, hope that's ok. And yeah, I think BS has probably had her share (and my and your share too) of abortions because god forbid she use some protection.
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WHY ARENT WE MS FRIENDS?!?! HUH?!?! you too sensi
*harumph*
I agree with sensi for now.. shitters always looks knocked up
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Bradiful - Yup, she wants a girl so bad she can taste it.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
@Bradiful
I was just thinking about that, how she wanted a girl...
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Miss Priss - changed my life, I swear!
Sensi - I sent you a MS req, hope that's ok. And yeah, I think BS has probably had her share (and my and your share too) of abortions because god forbid she use some protection.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Bradiful - I wonder the same thing. No way THIS kid is going to come out ok. Just look at JJ.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
So much for losing 20 pounds!!!
And hasn't Shitters been going to the gym like "Everyday"? Last I checked you lose weight if you work out daily, not GAIN. Unless she's eating 5 burritos a day for dinner...
Yeah, that's a fried bean bloat. Lookit! She's digging in her ass, gross
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Watch, it will another boy boo boo.
She so wants girl boo boo, something to put extensions on, feed Cheeto Gerber mush too, travel at night on aimless car drives to hotels.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Britney has looked knocked up like ten times since she last gave birth. Who even KNOWS anymore. It wouldn't shock me if she was knocked up, it wouldn't surprise me if she just had to fart really bad in these pics. She has pretty much looked five months pregnant for a couple years.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I asked in the earlier Brit thread when did Addon get kicked to the curb? January or February making her 4-5 months.
That looks like a 5 month belly.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 13, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 11:47am.
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Beware of the 30 minute fart. That one's gonna be a doozy.
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Heehee!! And it'll probably weigh 7 pounds, 5 ounces.
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But then again, what do I know?
VLL
LOL!!!
Elephant!
I bet it's worth it!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 11:47am.
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Beware of the 30 minute fart. That one's gonna be a doozy.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Speaking of Adnan...WTF did he disappear to?
- I was wondering the same thing. Didn't just hire back Eliot Mintz again too?
All these little signs pointing to Pregnalinaville.
I am curious as to whom told her to keep it.
(not trying to start anything, JUST CURIOUS, that's IT!)
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
From Holy Moly:
"Now you can pleasure yourself whilst thinking about a group of over-paid, wrinkly old harridans who are well past their best." LMAO!
I have one of those rabbits, well it's generic so it's an elephant but whatevs, and lemme tell all you women out there: It's worth every goddamned penny.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 13, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Shitney's pregnant.
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Let's hope it's only a really bad case of flatulence.
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But then again, what do I know?
If Shitters is pregnant, I won't be surprised. In her selfish, idiotic brain, she's thinking that no one can take this baby away from her, and she can do what she likes. She is a total waste of skin, and I'm tired of her breathing in all the good air.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Wino doesn't sing POP. Pop Princess is Shitney.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Shitney's pregnant.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
kaiserin -
Yeah, but there is another BI about the HIV singer on Panache Report, and it describes that a list of all her partners sent to the health department had been gotten ahold of by some Hollywood people, and supposedly it's a list of a TON of very rich and famous guys. I doubt Wino has bagged the richest guys out there, and it sounds like the "Pop Princess" got it from being a big slut, not an IV drug user. That's why Wino doesn't match for me.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Well, this explains why papa spears has been keeping her under wraps. two pregnancies, what with her and jamie, what a fucking nightmare.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 9:38am.
"Hugh Hefner doesn't want to marry Holly..."
Duh, he's waiting for Miley.
Two people here at my work watched the Shitney deal last night and asked if she was pregnant.
Now I am starting believe she is. Is it Adnan's?
She is going to be banned from public if she is, she'll never make it out here in public alive.
Whore.
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Like when she was on "Will and Grace" knocked up with JJ, but hadn't admitted it yet.
Bitch is totally knocked up.
Speaking of Adnan...WTF did he disappear to?
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
it does not matter if Hugh Hefner does not marry her , he left her somethinh like 3 million in his testament to her and half a million to the other 2 Bimbo
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 1:42pm.
SATC Vibrator?
I bet its constantly yapping and complaning about how men are a bunch of selfish jerks.
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Hahahaha!! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Bitch cant even be babysat. She fucks that up too. Fuck.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Say what you want about Holly...at least all her surgeries made her look better instead of way worse. Jesus, has anyone seen her pictures from before she got all her work done?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
What? Shitters is pregnant? OH GOOD LORD, NO! And yeah I thought she was the one with HIV, but when I was reading that site www.crazydaysandnights.net, someone made a comment about how it's more likely to be Wino, because the UK's health care system is more thorough...or something to that effect. So now I'm not sure, but if it IS Shitney, that would explain a lot, but if she didn't know, does that mean her kids have it too? Ugh, I hope not. More speculation, please! I love to analyze this, and I wanna know what y'all think. :)
SATC Vibrator?
I bet its constantly yapping and complaning about how men are a bunch of selfish jerks.
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Remember folks: Jamie Lynn's due date is almost here....so what you expect Shitney to DO? LOL!! I hope she ISN'T preggs but DAMN!
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Those rabbit vibrators with the pearls and button, too much shit. Seriously. Too many damn gadgets. Swirl the pearls to the left or right, rotate the shaft clockwise or counter, fast, slow or medium speed for the rabbit.
UH! Just give me a regular vibrator and back the fuck off!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
I don't think Shitters is pregnant...Digging in her unwashed ass? Yes, but not pregnant.
Why do I think that? Well, because there's too much ugly in the world as it is and I refuse to believe God would let this happen.
I rather believe that she's bloated and/or fat.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Oh, ME, you KNOW Brit's house is a fucking DUMP inside, I seriously doubt she gives a shit if there's ciggie smoke in there. She def. chain smokes inside ALL DAY LONG, she just goes outside to smoke when she wants to be papped.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Regarding Hugh Hefner:
Holly won't sign an iron-clad PRENUP. Hef didn't get where he is by being stupid.
Holly has been a whore for years. Now when she thinks she's landed an old man with Alzheimer's, it's turns out he's NOT an idiot, and his DAUGHTER controls the entire Playboy empire.
Holly, you're an opportunistic, gold-digging slut. Your goal in life was to be a Playboy Playmate. But you dropped the BALLS on this one. Call Heather Mills. She'll give you a few pointers.
On the link for the Hugh Hefner story, there are thumbnails that turn into gigantic closeups including one of our favorite "D-List Sluts" Shaunna Sands. Her face is a MESS!!!
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ME, I know it must be Brit. But sometimes BIs are misleading, point to a huge celeb, and then are really about some Z-lister no one has heard of. But yeah, it has to be Brit in this case. It just seems too juicy to be true.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
"Hugh Hefner doesn't want to marry Holly..."
Duh, he's waiting for Miley.
Two people here at my work watched the Shitney deal last night and asked if she was pregnant.
Now I am starting believe she is. Is it Adnan's?
She is going to be banned from public if she is, she'll never make it out here in public alive.
Whore.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Uh, the point of going outside to smoke, is to not get the smoke in the house....CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR YOU MORON!
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
who is the father Adnan or whatever his name is,Kfed or any other guy which suposedly she slep whit?
Brit Brit prego?? omg
*Smile Bitches*
Shitney is SO PREGNANT. I guess her parents paid Adnan a nice hefty sum to disappear. Wonder how they're going to explain this one?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
The smoking is the least of that fetus's worries. Bitch has been doing so many drugs that that baby is going to be so slow that not even the short bus will pick it up.
It will resemble one of the kids from the "Home" episode of X-Files.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Sensi are you new here or do you not pay attention.
Brit IS the pop princess with HIV.
She is the one who was labeled as the pop princess, no one else before her.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
She looks still classy. I saw her profiile on millionaire&celeb datingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Submitted by Sensimina on May 13, 2008 - 1:31pm
i have hear rumors before that she had HIV
omg, the celebrity muppet match-ups are right ON!
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