Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.



Submitted by aquarius on May 14, 2008 - 11:32am.
What I don't understand (and this goes for Tom Cruise's adopted kids, too) is that, with the average person, the adoption process is STRICT... they take everything into account, how much money you make, how much time you'll be able to spend with the child, any substance abuse problems, etc.
I don't know if she went through the proper channels, but I would think that any reputable agency would refrain from placing a child with superstars who have no semblance of normality or structure in their lives. It doesn't matter how much money you have if the child is never going to have a normal life... not to mention the insecurity such a child is going to have as soon as she begins her collection and breeding process.
(And yes, perhaps he's better off with Angelina and Brad than in an orphanage, but there are thousands of couples who are more deserving and who are denied every year because they fall $5,000 short of the income guidelines or some shit like that. He could have just as easily ended up with a normal family, as could Bella and Connor.)
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All three of Jolie's adoptions were shady. She has singelhandedly closed down adoption in Cambodia, Vietnam, and now Ethiopia. All three of the kids she adopted have living parents.
I think those kids would all be better elsewhere, even in an orphanage til some better came along to adopt them. It must be a nightmare for them to live with this crazy lady who flies them all over the world and doesn't provide any stability. I believe the NY Post and Ted Casablanca who said she was still using heroin giving birth to Shiloh.
She is not a hero in the adoption community, as this article succinctly states:
www.nypost.com/seven/01112007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
What I don't understand (and this goes for Tom Cruise's adopted kids, too) is that, with the average person, the adoption process is STRICT... they take everything into account, how much money you make, how much time you'll be able to spend with the child, any substance abuse problems, etc.
I don't know if she went through the proper channels, but I would think that any reputable agency would refrain from placing a child with superstars who have no semblance of normality or structure in their lives. It doesn't matter how much money you have if the child is never going to have a normal life... not to mention the insecurity such a child is going to have as soon as she begins her collection and breeding process.
(And yes, perhaps he's better off with Angelina and Brad than in an orphanage, but there are thousands of couples who are more deserving and who are denied every year because they fall $5,000 short of the income guidelines or some shit like that. He could have just as easily ended up with a normal family, as could Bella and Connor.)
Submitted by happyface on May 14, 2008 - 8:47am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 14, 2008 - 8:30am.
To me one of the definitions of insanity is doing the same damn thing every day and expect different results...
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That was a 'Peggy Hill' statement if I ever heard one.
Kinda reminds me of, "to me, Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year."
Sorry, I had to say it. But I also respect that you're for saving animals.
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Thats also an AA saying. Thats why it has such a cheesy ring to it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 14, 2008 - 1:17am.
It's Canada, someone in Vancouver was using the microwave.
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Hahahahaa nicely done.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 14, 2008 - 8:30am.
To me one of the definitions of insanity is doing the same damn thing every day and expect different results...
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That was a 'Peggy Hill' statement if I ever heard one.
Kinda reminds me of, "to me, Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year."
Sorry, I had to say it. But I also respect that you're for saving animals.
Submitted by Fifi La Rue on May 14, 2008 - 3:53am.
My 2p's worth is that everyone has opinions, if we all had the same opinion it would be dull. If someone writes something that offends you either ignore it or report it, attacking a posters views won't change them it'll just cause the site to degenerate into a slanging match which isn't cool.
Nice.
I'll say it again...
Say it LOUD and say it PROUD.
MK runs this shit....so I thought.
His humor is the reason I am here.
Put the rubbish on the curb already.
Enough is Enough.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Almost the same thing happened to me, this crazy person followed me around and got me kicked off other blogs, I couldn't understand why I was being kicked off because they were far worse posts than mine. I e-mail used to be filled with diet plans and plactic surgery ads. I ignored her and she went away but I think she's back.
I will continue to ignore. I love this site, lots of humor, truth and wisdom on this site. My arms are usless now after typing, going to take many drugs, smoke dope and check in a d-listed occasionally.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 11:03pm.
If you start ignoring her when she is an ass instead of baiting her so that she shows up so you guys can hijack threads to argue with her, many posters who stopped coming here may return...and other posters may sign up. There are more than one way to skin a cat. baiting other posters a troll makes, regardless whether you believe it is for the greater good of the site.
Maybe you missed what happened. I had to register here to post because LA was posting shit under my handle. She wasn't even posting today when I made the comment that TMZ said Maddox was still in pre-K even though he was 6 going on 7 and should be in Grade 1. She came on calling me every name in the book. She's batshit crazy, her and her entire cast of characters. She's not a teenager, she's a plus sized middle aged woman who had a picture on her MySpace with her outside of Maddox's Lycee school in New York with Angie and Maddox. She also had Maddox's school luncheon memorized.
I'm all for freedom of speech, but if batshit posters with mutiple handles like LA come on board and don't let anyone talk, what's the point?
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Thank you for giving me the play by play, but I still believe what I said, she told you off? surprise, surprise. Do you expect any different -- when you come in here and call her a fat bitch from Detroit and all these other stories (which btw, I can give a rats ass whetehr she is 18 or 45 with thunder thighs) -- why do you bring that up in every post, althought I do not post here as much I check it daily and everyday is the same damn thing. I also could give a rats ass whether she was banned elsewhere or their our photos of her, or she took your handle (which am assuming was not yours since she could post with it) assuming you have evidence of any of it, which truthfully I do not think you have. Finally, I also do not care if she has multiple handles so, sadly, some of the older posters here. To me one of the definitions of insanity is doing the same damn thing every day and expect different results... she is NEVER going to say she agrees with you about AJ, or understand how to properly argue, she is not going to be banned, so just ignore her when she is being an ass, don't engage her... but I have a feeling am wasting my time since you appear thrive on making accusations about her as much as she trives on on many a time being an ass.
This is not to say, I have not enganged people in the past with this pettiness and accused her or others of shit, but that was a mistake and the argument that I hear here that it is a waste of time to complain cause I or others have done it before and others will replace the madness, or we like to bait her so live with it, is ridiculous in my opinion.
Btw, I am not defending her personally, but have realized that if you do not engage her when she is being an ass and only when she is positive she behaves....and it makes for a better site where the AJ threads do not have 700 posts about where is LA, lets pretend to be LA, OH, LA is here lets ask her a million times why she cannot just leave, is not banned, can't be nice, loves AJ...madness....
Insult me if you will, I have said my peace on this and now will really, really, really try not to have to address it anymore and just enjoy MK's snark and that of the other brilliant posters that makes my day (mostly) every day.
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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MK runs this shit....so I thought.
His humor is the reason I am here.
Put the rubbish on the curb already.
Enough is Enough.
Well said. Advice taken.
632 comments on this post??? WTF!
Seriously this is not the LA Confidential.
It's MK's Dlisted. Go talk with your therapist
about your obsessive vapid nonsense issues or go to IM chats as someone mentioned.
I've lurked and watched the whole vibe change
on Dlisted and all road signs point to the same direction. LA. No, this isn't mean, targeting, or anything more that others want to over analyze. It's just old, sad, and tired.
Just plain old fashioned truth tellin'.
There have been ALOT more intelligent drop outs from this site than is known. It's not snobbery or not letting others be included.
Several have said it well that nice friendly extensions have been offered out to LA only to be rebuffed. I could give 2 shits abt LA. Don't even care. She thinks when others have had enough and speak up that they are "obsessed with her" and find it as flattery. NOT AT ALL.
Others are gently trying to call out the moderators to correct this cancerous mongrel that is interrupting a fun, snarky, comedic site. Yes, I agree to ignor such posters but not when they try to own a site with their shit. And for the morons that run in defending her, GROW UP. This isn't the kiddie pool.
Sink or swim, life is Darwinism.
Many funny, clever, and personable posters have left because the lowest common denominator has not only cancered threads with her bullocks but now infected a site with her own personal issues. Who the eff posts for 14 hours straight for days, weeks, months on end?! UGH. Get a LIFE.
MK runs this shit....so I thought.
His humor is the reason I am here.
Put the rubbish on the curb already.
Enough is Enough.
OT: Pax looks like a little girl in the photo.
Holy cr@p batman!!
OT, Angelina doesn't look so great in these pics, not sure why but something just looks a bit off. The boys look like they are bored and Brad, well Brad looks like a man that needs to bald gracefully...loose the hats Bradley you are fooling no one!
OFT, can we all join hands and sing kumbaya?? My 2p's worth is that everyone has opinions, if we all had the same opinion it would be dull. If someone writes something that offends you either ignore it or report it, attacking a posters views won't change them it'll just cause the site to degenerate into a slanging match which isn't cool. Now, puff puff pass ya'll ;)
Brad is my favorite actor. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
I have been reading what everyone has said for the past 200 and so posts. And I believe many people do bait loveangelina. However she has spent months on this site. And instead of trying to get along and forming connections, she has avoided any meaningful conversations. I really don't see how things are going to change until all sides in this issue willingly make an attempt to live peaceful. In real life I am an easy going person. If I ever saw loveangelina on this site make an attempt to be friendly, I would of picked up on it a.s.a.p. She came into Dlisted with only one issue on her plate; to talk about angie jo, thats why she chooses the same person for her avie, day in and day out. Thats why her name is loveangelina. I don't sit here for hours and fight loveangelina and frankly I am tired of it. I would gladly be her friend, but thats not want she wants. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
and nite LA, DA, DV8, CIA, and anyone I missed.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Good night, Slutts.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Oh, and I forgot, good night to the lovely D.A.!
*kisses hand*
Nite Sheeps, TV, LA, Dv8, PSL, JohnBoy and Elizabeth.
BTW PSL, what does your bed call you....hwore?
(That is one of those lame jokes from Sheeps)
Nite sheeps, PSL
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And Sheeps! ❤
Guess I'm out too...glad we've turned this thread into something suitably silly!
Nite PSL & Sluttykins! ❤❤
Nite PSL and all. I'm oot.
Nite, Slutts !
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Thanks Sheeps...and now I say good night to you all....my bed is calling me.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
*hands Slutts 3 4-packs of batteries*
*and a margie for the road*
Nite Slutts. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
PSL: Jacaranda: those things you're slipping on recently and messing up your shoes and carpets.
I need to get to bed, but before I leave, will someone pass me 4 of those AAA batteries ..... errr...I hear that the electricity may go out...yes, the electricity may go out.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 13, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Get oot!
*lifts leg*
*farts*
*laughs*
Sheeps & TV, you certainly seem to know what you're talking aboot!
Sheeps, what is your avie? It looks pretty, but I can't make it out....(love the color purple- the color and the movie)
KK, eh? Still not as good as Danny Bonaduce, but still impressive.....hehehe
“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Known locally as Triple-Eh.
PSL, yes...it was scaring the BF (go figure, two of his favourite things together, too...)
PSL: No, it was her. No camera crew. She had like a yellow, loose blouse that covered her porch. She didn't look fat.
dv8, I hope you took the bacon bra off before you cooked it.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
*fans Sheeps*
(with handheld fan, *glare*) J/K!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 1:18am.
They have electricity, the whole country runs on AAA batteries.
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 13, 2008 - 10:20pm.
(Aucune offense a mes amis francophones.)
Dang, that's chaud.
LA, yes, and the voodoo! It was funny!
Wonder what monkey jambalaya would taste like...
*eats bacon bra*
Sheeps, really KK in the Pavillion? was she surrounded by a camera crew? Maybe be it was just another Dark haired lady with a huge ass in a velour track suit....(wink)
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
TV, nah, too far away...blame it on a Quebecois, and you'd have a REAL Canadian comment. (Aucune offense a mes amis francophones.)
Dv8! You kill me. Canada so does not have electricity.
DV8: I don't think we have ever not been on OK terms. Sure you have said some stuff but I think I was always in joking state with you. I remember that day we did the thing with...I don't really remember but there was Sock-Monkey Jambalaya. Remember...you memeber.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
BTW, I look EXACTLY like my avie!
Also, didn't Maddox attend that school for one long lunch-break?
Submitted by dv8trix on May 14, 2008 - 1:15am.
Wow, my power just went out & came back on...it must be all the brain juice I used typing that last post. (Not storming or anything)
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It's Canada, someone in Vancouver was using the microwave.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hey PSL, I swear I saw Kim Kardashian in the Westside Pavilion today.
Oh boy...I have never even been to New York let alone stand out someone's school. Jesus. She shows up every time I say anything.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Wow, my power just went out & came back on...it must be all the brain juice I used typing that last post. (Not storming or anything)
Look, Juan Valdez, your coffee sucks.