Tuesday, May 13th 2008

Maddox Looks Comfortable

Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.

Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."

Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 10:09pm.

Nite PSL. Oh, and 588th!!
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hahhaha....i don't know if I am quite passing out just yet, but soon. I was just referring to my post- it is evident that I am fading...lol.

Anonymouss: it's over for the night. Give it a rest until tomorrow. Please.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin

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Submitted by dv8trix on May 14, 2008 - 1:08am.

That's Tom Valtrex.

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Submitted by Clio on May 14, 2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 12:03am.
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I'm not being antagonistic, but didn't you say you had pics of her? Those would be verrrrry interesting.

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The mods from another site kept them. You can probably find a few of them at Angelina Jolie fan sites. LA is the plus-sized woman standing outside Maddox's Lycee school waving at them. The starstruck look on her face is pretty sad actually.

Nite PSL. Oh, and 588th!!

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Hey, Tim Valtrex!
BWAHAHAHA!
Just wanted to chip in my 2¢, but it looks like Slutts, DA and others have said it much more eloquently than I ever could.
So: here's my LA story...
I've said some not nice things about Brangie & brood before, AND about Angie Jo's movies, and I have been called on it by LoveAngelina. BUT, I responded calmly to her, and she was perfectly civil with me afterwards.
We've ALL been younger & more hot-headed (some of us *cough*points at self *cough* LOOOOOOONG ago) LET's PLEASE try to remember this.
If we can't all get along, then let's please just avoid the posters we can't get along with.
Sorry if that rambles a bit, I'm a (well-past) midnight rambler. :)

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I HATE clowns. Poltergeist did it for me. You East Coast Insomniacs gotta love us 3 hours behind you people...always someone to talk to...(plus the people in a billion other time zones who are up)

It's late, and I'm tired.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin

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There have been threads that have gone over 500 before. I think this will be the first since MK got the site back up and running.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

584th, BIOTCHES!!!

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Congratulations!!! You are the 578th visitor, this is not a joke! You have won a trip to Monaco!

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Submitted by dv8trix on May 14, 2008 - 12:59am.

Hi, Dv8!!!!!!

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*hides*

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Midget clowns?

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Midgets?

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Good-ish...just came in to say: 578th!!!!!!!!!

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No, don't say clowns.

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Submitted by dv8trix on May 14, 2008 - 12:55am.

AfuckingMEN! Maybe now we have an idea WHY the NC is the NC...
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Dv8, how is you?

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Hi, yourself PSL! Can't sleep...clown will eat me!

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AfuckingMEN! Maybe now we have an idea WHY the NC is the NC...

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hi dv8....what are you doing up so late?
(nice to see you)
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin

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edited to include more than 1 breasticle.
Brains and tits!

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Preach it Sista D.A., and can I get an Amen from the choir!

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BOOBIES!!!

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Oh yeah, Pax. Forgot about him.

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*raising hand*
I'll be the first to admit I've taunted and something inside me kept hoping certain posters wouldn't respond to my shit. My comebacks aren't that great and I don't have the stamina. lol I've also been on the receiving end of being banned for being off topic...somehow I avoided the "bright light" and managed to find my way back. I've learned a few harsh lessons, but I've learned...yeah, I'm off topic now. I'm slow.
I'm not the arbiter of what is right or wrong, who stays and who goes, but speaking from experience and seeing some great personalities (posters) with incredible insight and humor leave because the level of hate, insensitivity & even jealousy over the attention they received become too much - was a loss for all of us.
I can remember coming onto this site to relax and find an opportunity to snark on the celebs or await certain posters because they made this site a fun place and the banter was laugh out loud humor. Now they're gone. Never to come back. I think each of us has to decide what brings us here and how do we create an environment that doesn't bar anyone. We can disagree, but we need to stop and consider the words we are about to exchange and the ramification of those words.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Slutts I am glad I am not the reason you stopped posting at night. I would hate it of the NC stopped posting because of me...especially when I don't even post much at nights. Today was my fault, I got so angry at that one poster. I can be much calmer than I displayed today.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 13, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Peeking with my Cape Codder...

hahaha. Now there is a rational person.

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Hugs to you Slutts!
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 14, 2008 - 12:21am.

♥♥♥♥♥

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I use to post every evening, but not anymore. A couple of reasons that I stopped, and LA wasn't one of them, but one can be attributed to the people that taunt her and then act indignant and offended when she goes into a tirade. I've read threads when she wasn't posting, and people were commenting where was she and that they couldn't wait until she made an appearance. When she didn't appear, they began imitating her. I don't know if it makes people feel good about themselves or if they enjoy arguing for a few hours. LA, I wish you would stay calm more often because that has some of them chomping at the bit when they can't get that much needed high from your rage.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 10:03pm.

Why are you doing this??? Why are you telling these lies??? Just tell me why you're doing this...you don't know me...hell maybe you're mistaken with someone else but for the love of all that is holy why are you doing this???

Stop fucking lying, you crazy bitch.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 12:03am.
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I'm not being antagonistic, but didn't you say you had pics of her? Those would be verrrrry interesting.

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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"

If you start ignoring her when she is an ass instead of baiting her so that she shows up so you guys can hijack threads to argue with her, many posters who stopped coming here may return...and other posters may sign up. There are more than one way to skin a cat. baiting other posters a troll makes, regardless whether you believe it is for the greater good of the site.

Maybe you missed what happened. I had to register here to post because LA was posting shit under my handle. She wasn't even posting today when I made the comment that TMZ said Maddox was still in pre-K even though he was 6 going on 7 and should be in Grade 1. She came on calling me every name in the book. She's batshit crazy, her and her entire cast of characters. She's not a teenager, she's a plus sized middle aged woman who had a picture on her MySpace with her outside of Maddox's Lycee school in New York with Angie and Maddox. She also had Maddox's school luncheon memorized.

I'm all for freedom of speech, but if batshit posters with mutiple handles like LA come on board and don't let anyone talk, what's the point?

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Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 11:35pm.

Modi, go to the Pfizer website, they have a lot of info, and please, talk to your doc. I suffer from Spondylitis, a chronic inflammation of spinal and lower back joints. Lyrica really works. I took it for about six months and then i wen all kamikaze since no meds were working on the problem, so i was taking Ultram, that's an opiate. I've been from doc to doc, but i believe you should have a heart to heart with your doc, but first get online and find out about what might work for you. You can get my email or MS page from most sluts around here. I'll be more than glad to tell you more and stop bugging the poor sluts. LOL.

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Hey Two Drink!

It's been a little "rocky" these days.....a lot of drama.

But there are still great comments throughout the bullshit.
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im off to bed...ill try to remember to check this thread in the morning...nite everyone :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08

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Bradiful - raisin' my drink. How's it been in here? I hardly get over here anymore with work.

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Will do, Bradi...talk soon!

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No Words on May 13, 2008 - 10:32pm.

Gotcha, just let them know I will be inquiring.

Hi Two Drink.

Well, off to finish watching Twin Peaks, now rerunning on the Chiller channel Tuesdays at 11pm.
And tonight is the first episode.
The best damned cherry pie.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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well there are several things wrong with my back (ima 38 DD for starters) and if it makes you feel any better i cut myself down to 4 a day, except today i had 5 cuz i did a buncha cleaning yesterday. did you just start taking it? im just wondering if itll still make you sleepy once you get used to it. the lorcets will actually keep my awake if i take em too close to bed time. im tired way too much as it is so i dont need to take anything thats gonna make me sleepy lol
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No MS page, Bradi...get my e-mail from our long lost mutual friend. )-:

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Peeking with my Cape Codder...

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No Words on May 13, 2008 - 10:25pm.

do you have a ms page?

I would rather not bring this shit here when a good vent is in order.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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That whole thing was BS Bradiful. If I ever got what wanted I wouldn't come here ever again.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 9:19pm
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ITA.

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Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 11:11pm.
farrah i be lovin me some farrah too :) why do you say dont take lyrica? i was going to ask my dr about it last week and i forgot. im on 5 lorcets a day right now :( i dont know what else to do.
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Modi, Lyrica is not for all chronic pain. It will work only if you have neuropatic pain (ask your doc) Lyrica is actually good, it's an anti-seizure, but they discovered it works for chronic pain. BUT it will make you sleepy. I feel kinda drunk cause they messed up and gave me 150mg! you should try the 75mg, but BEFORE going to bed. You NEED to change that meds, they are way too much! i'm worried now! talk to your doc. Don't forget it.
Sorry for the super off topic. A lot of us used and abused sluts suffer from chronic pain..

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Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 10:03pm.

Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 10:55pm.

Maybe, then we could ban the posters who taunt her until she shows up. Then we can ban posters whose opinion isn't to our liking. Then we can ban people whose avies offend us. Then that 1 poster that's left can just kill the lights.

- Oh don't be so damn dramatic, we get enough of that around here.
You know not to long ago a few posters were banned, your fellow former NC friends here to be exact, not for harassment or the reasons posters here complain about LA but for just being off topic. Everyone jumped on TexnDoc and some others and YOU posted TexnDoc's alleged shit, you did the same thing you just said the rest of us do.
WE ALL DO THE BULLSHIT SHUFFLE.
But hey guess what LA got exactly what LA wanted today and yesterday. Some of us are just sick of NOTHING getting done about it.
We can all pull something out of our collective asses to try and up credibility for any poster and it's a free public site but someone very cool and fun left today because of LA.
However we have a CHOICE to do what ever we want as well, it won't stop, one loon will always replace another, medicated or not.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by Farrah on May 13, 2008 - 9:01pm.

Oh Farrah. I just wanna give you hug.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Mittenfreak, EVERYONE has to stop. It's just enough already....let's have some fucking fun here. That's my intention at least......

“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 13, 2008 - 11:09pm.

And this is why I love you back.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 10:46pm.
TV is right, it takes two to fight. Or 20 , in this case.

It's sad. LA has to grow up and stop.

Nothing works. She's either to young
to understand,or too careless,
she like a terrier...
graBS ASS and will not let go until everyone signs
off.

MK.. you two need to have a chat...