Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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-"Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 6:27pm"
hahaha!!!. Yeah, I know she loves the attention. I wouldn't doubt she actually creams her panties whenever she sees the paparazzi around.
Anyway, are you a different user or are you LovesCarrotTop?.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Seriously, until today, I thought Maddox and Paxil were the same (i.e., they only had one asian male).
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
Wonder if they even had a clue how unpopular they would become being together. They both were on top of the world and now they can't even get people to see their movies. And for the record I don't give a damn about Aniston. These two together are not sexy. I am going now to do research on what makes a couple sexy. WHATEVER IT IS THEY DON'T HAVE IT. Chemistry is elusive.
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Michael, you rule and so does Horsey Sauce!
Angelina not no how good samwitches taste sometimes. Lady think in her heed oh i no need food i live on sex.
i to think teh sex is good for soul no?
sex not feed belly or brain thawts it make butt feel times of happy.
Angelina i love her but i no she think inside hide oh i must prove i love things alot and make show to let public peapole no i love these thing vey much
she not no we sey in our heed, damn smawitches do butt good to pole that beans grow upon!
AND SAVE BABIES FROM WATER FALLS! SHEWD NO THAT LESSEN FROM DROWNED TOWN LEVEE BACK MR PITT!
Submitted by radio siren on May 13, 2008 - 2:24pm.
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LMFAO @ Cousin Oliver...Dead on!!!!
Aww. today they're out with the boys...Awww.
*rolls eyes*
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 13, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Why does Angelina Jolie always have that arrogant smirk on her mug whenever there are paparazzi around?. It makes me want to punch her stupid mug with a giant spiked club.
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A-fucking-men.
I just want to wipe that self-satisfied smirk off her kisser with a two-by-four.
And Pax's hair...gwad, they are so trendy, they make me wanna la-la.
Since the kids have on lifevests, is it too much to ask that the boat sink?
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AKA No Wordalina
Oh, Chist! Did anybody click on MK's Giant Bunny Slippers link
I larfed 'til I nearly choked!
Brad Pitt is aging so fucking fast. He will look like Bruce Willis' doppelganger in a few short years.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The closest I've been to Monaco is the stupid Geography/Map game I'm currently addicted to. (As my husband likes to call me, white and nerdy, I know.)
Submitted by radio siren on May 13, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Why does Maddog get the faux-punk haircut that no doubt costs hundreds of dollars per trim while Paxil gets stuck with the messy Cousin Oliver 'do?
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Maddox is the chosen one. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 2:21pm.
LovesCarrottopalina,
Pax is counting on Angies pregger boobs to keep them afloat.
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Gotcha. I thought for a sec he'd try to navigate his way through Brad's new levee system to find his way out.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Glad to see her in something other than black.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Didja know:
The residents or "subjects" of Monaco have EVERYTHING paid for and taken care of by the Royal whatever?
But you cannot walk around in a bikini top/bikini on the streets.
According to Samantha Brown's visit there on the travel channel.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 13, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Why does Angelina Jolie always have that arrogant smirk on her mug whenever there are paparazzi around?. It makes me want to punch her stupid mug with a giant spiked club.
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I believe the correct translation of Angie's smugface is, "Look at me whoring out my children and all the attention I'm getting for it."
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
That's Pax?!?!?! I thought they had adopted a little Asian girl. Poor kid.
Why does everyone hate on them so much? I could think of more celebutards that deserve the harsh words than these two. There just a boring family who happens to have a mini united nations growing.
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
Both kids are wearing life vests.
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
I'm going to try and be nice today...so here goes: nice chichis. However both Pax and Maddox look bored to death. And I'm kinda over them all in general. Back to my apt. search...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
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I agree. They're following the lead of England's royal family, I guess. They can't all travel together in case something happens and the dynasty is threatened. *eye roll*
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LOL, you know Angie thinks that way!
O and MK if you are a gay as those slippers....then yes you are super gay!... :)
You can't see it in the pics, but little Shiloh is the one rowing the boat.
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
The look on Mad's face says the Dramamine hasn't kicked in yet.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Why does Maddog get the faux-punk haircut that no doubt costs hundreds of dollars per trim while Paxil gets stuck with the messy Cousin Oliver 'do?
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by pomegranate on May 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Do they EVER take the whole family out at once?
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I agree. They're following the lead of England's royal family, I guess. They can't all travel together in case something happens and the dynasty is threatened. *eye roll*
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But then again, what do I know?
Angie looks very Corpse Bride here. She is not a very attractive woman these days. Even pregnancy can't take the gauntness out of her face.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Looks like Maddox misses his mom, Jenny Shimizu...
Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html
FREE CONTRAY FOR ME PEAPOLE!
Do they EVER take the whole family out at once? Good God, do they have a f*cking schedule to tell them who to drag out before the cameras each day?
I'm so f*cking over these whores...go the f*ck away, already.
LovesCarrottopalina,
Pax is counting on Angies pregger boobs to keep them afloat.
Man, i cannot believe how milqetoast blah Brad looks now! Come back Tyler! Come home to mommie.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
I so regret not doing heroin, having sex in the back of limos, being the spoiled brat of a Hollywood actor, living with my boyfriend at 14, cutting myself, and wearing vials of blood around my neck when I think about all the jetsetting around the world that I'm missing out on.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Am i allowed to sey i fucking love them?
i will sey this! free countray i move heair for!
i fucking love them and krazy peapole cant tell me i cant post!
ASS BITE!
Monaco? while watching a live F1 race...*sigh*
My dream honey moon...
Why does Angelina Jolie always have that arrogant smirk on her mug whenever there are paparazzi around?. It makes me want to punch her stupid mug with a giant spiked club.
Poor Pax, he has that messy 3rd world laundry lady hair. I'll give this kid a comb and gel kit as a birthday present.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
MONACO?
isn't Mad old enough for school?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Good Gravy.
*drums fingers, taps foot furiously*
No mercy today.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Be an angel for the paps Maddox! bury your face!
Actually, Maddox doesn't look comfortable at all to me. He looks like he is plotting a way to escape that veiny hand pulling him toward death.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
"Can't...... breathe.......!" Why doesn't Pax have a lifejacket? Is it because he's hardcore and can fend for himself? Is that all breakfast ice cream going to keep him buoyant?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
*stands up and applauds*
Monaco...heavy sigh.
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Everyday is a winding road
I get a little bit closer
Everyday is a faded sign
I get a little bit closer 2 feelin' fine