Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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farrah i be lovin me some farrah too :) why do you say dont take lyrica? i was going to ask my dr about it last week and i forgot. im on 5 lorcets a day right now :( i dont know what else to do.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
How sad...this makes me miss Disco Biscuit, Jaded and MizRo. Whatever happened to them?
Oh, good gosh. Goodnight.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Submitted by Green Acres on May 13, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 9:55pm.
If they banned LA and all her characters, many more good posters would join here.
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I have to agree.
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If you start ignoring her when she is an ass instead of baiting her so that she shows up so you guys can hijack threads to argue with her, many posters who stopped coming here may return...and other posters may sign up. There are more than one way to skin a cat. baiting other posters a troll makes, regardless whether you believe it is for the greater good of the site.
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My two cents: I enjoy almost everyone who posts here. But the squabbling is too much. Let's have fun and slag on the celebs, not each other. That goes for LA and anyone else who wants to fight other posters. It's just a gossip blog, blogging about silly entertainment people. None of it much matters in the big picture.
TV, you're right, I take full responsibility for my actions today, I wasn't innocent today. I really wasn't gonna post like I told like last but this poster, the one who is lying, lying every time she posts, is pissing me off. I am sooo angry at this bitch and her constant lying. The way she is coming at me...I don't do that to anyone. Never. I don't know what to do about that poster.
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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Why Mk?
This is a case where reason gets us no where.
Even writers with the best hearts get no where.
It's a drain. Tho I might consider her for the
next line of Avon Romance Pulp. What editor can
resist soft porn and the hottness of :
As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles "
It's time for Gracie to say good night ..
and or get to know a good therapist.
xo,
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LA pisses everyone off.. the gurl doesn't want to learn. Hullo MK? We've tried.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 9:55pm.
If they banned LA and all her characters, many more good posters would join here.
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I have to agree.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Maybe, then we could ban the posters who taunt her until she shows up. Then we can ban posters whose opinion isn't to our liking. Then we can ban people whose avies offend us. Then that 1 poster that's left can just kill the lights.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 10:21pm.
"as you wiiiiiiiisssshhhhh!!!" (about the level of maturity)
"The constant hostility has already driven away the fun, cool posters, just like happened on X17 last year"
X17 used to be fun??? shit, i missed her. I did find some comments kinda fun, but you're right, they went all Perez and started with the ILOVEBRITNEYILOVEBRITNEYILOVEBRITNEY shit and killed the site. Also, the fact that the bitch in charge of the site is on Shitney's payroll, so it got boring.
And i shall continue my medication rant (sorry, new painkiller) and i have seen LA been mean and rude to people who attack her, but i gotta say i'm sick of the hating situation. I have not been here lately because the hostility got to a terrible point. I love all my Dsluts, you're all funny as hell, we come here to have fun, yes, we make fun of each other and we love it. About LA, all i'm gonna say is that the ONE time i jumped on a thread and she was rude to me, i replied with something funny, and she has never been rude or mean to me, EVER, and when she used THAT word, we reminded her she made a promise not to use it anymore and she apologized. Lovecarrotop, i fucking love you, Modi, i love you too, damn i love all the sluts here.
LA, darling, don't get so aggravated by the comments. Just look at the funny side of them.
I love ya, sluts. If you suffer fro chronic pain, don't take the Lyrica. Peace out.
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She is always exploiting the adopted children for publicity outings (that goes well with the push up bra and designer clothes...).
But what is really troubling is how she always leaves some of the children behind while she selects the "chosen ones" who get to spend some time with his parents.
It's just wrong and creates animosity among the children nd unhealthy competition for attention they all deserve from their parents.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 9:21pm.
WORD! This is why I love you.
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The constant hostility has already driven away the fun, cool posters, just like happened on X17 last year.
If they banned LA and all her characters, many more good posters would join here.
I wondered about that but Hermosa is actually a nice person. I've never seen LA act like her, they seem to have very different personalities. How do you know all this stuff about LA, anyway? Where do you get your information?
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From the mods at another board who banned her ass.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 9:47pm.
All I'm saying is if Hermosa could go from being just like LovesAngelina to a cool nice person, what in the hell is LAs excuse?
Don't tell me you don't know who Hermosa really is? How many handles do you think LA has here?
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I wondered about that but Hermosa is actually a nice person. I've never seen LA act like her, they seem to have very different personalities. How do you know all this stuff about LA, anyway? Where do you get your information?
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by LagrimitasDulces on May 13, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I'm not defending her, I just want the constant bickering to stop. It takes 2 to fight.
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You're right about that. I have seen her post before and when no one responded to her, she left.
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
All I'm saying is if Hermosa could go from being just like LovesAngelina to a cool nice person, what in the hell is LAs excuse?
Don't tell me you don't know who Hermosa really is? How many handles do you think LA has here?
TV is right, it takes two to fight. Or 20 , in this case.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
Submitted by LagrimitasDulces on May 13, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I'm not defending her, I just want the constant bickering to stop. It takes 2 to fight.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Yeah Brad looks tired but wouldn't you be if you had started having kids at his age, not to mention them having so many at once!
I will say something nice about him though, in comparison to other 40 something year old men in 'the real world' he is still attractive by many standards, but I wish he'd get a makeover. Angelina looks better with some weight on, I wish she would stay that way after she has her next kid/s.
LA did not write that stuff that was posted earlier.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 13, 2008 - 9:21pm.
I don't post much but I do read comments and I always enjoy your posts, TV, and I think you're really funny. I wish you wouldn't defend her, though. She's a monster. Even before people were baiting her she would come in and cuss everyone out, she's done it on other posts not pertaining to Angelina Jolie, also. Before she came along there was another psycho poster named Hermosa and people hated her, too. The only difference is Hermosa took peoples' advice and no longer cusses everyone out and is actually a cool person. I haven't seen her around in a long time, though. All I'm saying is if Hermosa could go from being just like LovesAngelina to a cool nice person, what in the hell is LAs excuse? She is completely undeserving of being defended.
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Let us all feel free to call Jolie and her bisexual famewhore buddy out for what they are:
Attention-starved old Hollywood whores who feed off pathetic no-life creatures.
Good night, I have a real life to attend to. Sure is a fun site, this one, though. Those who sit back and become pathological spectators like this thing called Love Angelina inspire me to take all this make-believe bullshit in small dozes. Everyone should.
Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 8:47pm.
She has nothing to explain to me. The same group of people slag on her for the 1st 250 comments, until she finally has enough and comes to defend herself, giving them what they were begging for all day, yet another LA meltdown. Then they report her to the mod for doing exactly what they want. same shit, different day. I don't support either side in this, because both sides are wrong and both sides are doing their damnedest to turn this place into X17. If she is such an attention whore, aren't the people who continually bait her until she shows up just dying to give her the attention she wants? Wouldn't ignoring her be a quicker, more effective way of accomplishing what you say you want, instead of yet another 12 hour pissing match? The constant hostility has already driven away the fun, cool posters, just like happened on X17 last year.
Now someone can complete the X17 transition and show the level of maturity by registering as Teem Valtrex or Tim Valtrex or something of that ilk.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
No Words I know you don't like me, even more so than before. I am sure you detest me but that poster is a liar and I didn't write that story. I understand if you hate my guts but I didn't write that.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Leatherette on May 13, 2008 - 10:13pm.
EXHIBIT A:
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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These exhibits are going to go up to ZZZZZ.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
EXHIBIT A:
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Did LoveAngelina seriously write that horrible porn "fiction" we all gagged on, about five pages back? Gwad, no wonder she is seriously unhappy and lashing out most of the time...she needs to get laid.
That piece of work was hideous.
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LOL Karen. I sure as shit don't know anyone like that. Displaying your issues on the web are we??? LMAO!!!!
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
And some of her fans are posting from their toilets where they're stuck and they can't get their fat butts out.
Jolie = Skeletor + Queef Face.
I just thought some of you might find this interesting:
Antisocial Personality Disorder
"A personality disorder is an enduring pattern of personal experience and behavior that deviates noticeably from the expectations of the individual's culture, is pervasive and inflexible, has an onset in adolescence or early adulthood, is stable over time, and leads to personal distress or impairment.
Antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others. The diagnosis of antisocial personality disorder is not given to individuals under the age of 18 and is only given if there is a history of some symptoms of conduct disorder before age 15.
The severity of symptoms of antisocial personality disorder can vary in severity. The more egregious, harmful, or dangerous behavior patterns are referred to as sociopathic or psychopathic. There has been much debate as to the distinction between these descriptions. Sociopathy is chiefly characterized as a something severely wrong with one's conscience; psychopathy is characterized as a complete lack of conscience regarding others. Some professionals describe people with this constellation of symptoms as "stone cold" to the rights of others. Complications of this disorder include imprisonment, drug abuse, and alcoholism.
People with this illness may seem charming, but they are likely to be irritable and aggressive as well as irresponsible. They may have numerous somatic complaints and perhaps attempt suicide. Due to their manipulative tendencies, it is difficult to separate what they say about themselves that is true from what is not."
Nope, nobody around here like that, nope not at ALL.....
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 13, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Dads start to look like William Frawley from "I love Lucy". The waist is up to their nips.
And you can tell if dad hangs right or left and is cut or uncut? Yup.
Sorry, but Mom jeans are HWAT! I like to wear them with bleached Keds, and an over-sized T-shirt, reading "Milk These" tucked into my mom jeans and a lovely braided leather belt. I complete the look with the soccer Mom bob. Yeah, that's some shit right there...SEXAY, yet understated....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on May 13, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Looks like Maddox misses his mom, Jenny Shimizu..
Haha!! Funny stuff
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 2:31pm.
she not no we sey in our heed, damn smawitches do butt good to pole that beans grow upon!
Crack is whack, even if you're foreign.
OMG, that Pax is really, super cute!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 8:56pm.
liar liar mom jeans on fire!!
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Laughing my effing ass right off.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
brange posts get way too many comments
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~Submitted by Manimal5 on May 13, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Ya know, it's ALWAYS the mom jeans. What? No none cares about Dad jeans? You know the ones. Dads start to look like William Frawley from "I love Lucy". The waist is up to their nips.
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lmao thats so they can show off their snake and eggs platter :/
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Someone has been visiting Internet Erotica a bit too much.
Get laid!!!!!!!
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Indeed! You want to guess which Brangelunatic wrote that little gem? Maybe she wouldn't be so uptight and roaring at everyone here if she got some little action.
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lmao...hmmm let's C!
Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 8:56pm.
liar liar mom jeans on fire!!
Ya know, it's ALWAYS the mom jeans. What? No none cares about Dad jeans? You know the ones. Dads start to look like William Frawley from "I love Lucy". The waist is up to their nips.
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Submitted by modianos on May 13, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Glad you asked: Yes, but under their Not Your Daughter's Shorts brand (R).
lol actually i did try some on and they were horrible! im in southeat texas so we dont get to wear jeans too often...do they make mom shorts?
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Modianos: Have you tried NYDJ (Not Your Daughter's Jeans)? They're tummy-tuckers:
http://www.tummytuckjeans.com/
I can recommend them for anyone who feels mom jeans are too ageist.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
This may seem slightly hypocritical coming from someone who once again tried to talk sense into it JUST yesterday, hence the avie change (and yes, she did promise she wouldn't come back all week-- I knew that was one big fucking lie), I have to agree with those who say the only thing to do is just ignore it. She does thrive on the attention, negative or otherwise.
In my opinion, don't bother emailing the moderator. Do you really think they are going to ban someone who generates so many comments for them? She is a fucking goldmine for this site, like it or not. Personally, I am going to try desperately to take my own advice and just ignore the shit out of her. But you can also bet your ass that I am going to continue to bash the shit out of Jolie without reserve.
I will now respond to anyone and everyone on this site except Love Angelina.I will now respond to anyone and everyone on this site except Love Angelina.I will now respond to anyone and everyone on this site except Love Angelina....repeat this mantra over and over and it just may work.
Modianos I'll explain to TV what happened however that situation is of no concern to you.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LOL at lovescarrottopalina. I don't.
over 400 comments...what a shocker *yawn* she said yesterday she wasnt going to be here for a few days out of respect for TV or some shit....guess that makes her a liar...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08