Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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Submitted by joanne on May 13, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Twat insect is my favorite.
During work one night I went to the bathroom, there was a beetle on the other side of the underwear crotch eating its way through. If I didn't get to the bathroom. I would of had a hell of a suprise.
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Oh my GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously? Fuck. I'd never have worn underwear again.
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WHORE SLUTS, MOM PANTS, BITCH FACES, BUTT RAGS, CHEESE, TWATT INSECT, ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS, MAN FACE, WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY. ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 5:48pm.
HWORE!! (Sorry, trying out something new.)
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You rang?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Twat insect is my favorite.
During work one night I went to the bathroom, there was a beetle on the other side of the underwear crotch eating its way through. If I didn't get to the bathroom. I would of had a hell of a suprise.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 6:59pm.
WHORE SLUTS
MOM PANTS
BITCH FACES
BUTT RAGS
CHEESE
TWATT INSECT
ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS
MAN FACE
WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY
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I seriously almost peed my pants reading this. Itchy spot on balls. FuckingLoveAngelina, I love you.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 6:47pm.
However I would really like to know if my cussing liars out isn't the correct stance to take, what would you do??? Which was my original question.
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I would realize that people lie and not give a shit. People lie every day. If I were going to go ape-shit on every single person that lied I'd have a day wasted on ape-shitting.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
What sort of delusional paranoia do Brangeloonies SUFFER that they fear Jennifer Aniston so much? It is the craziest thing I have ever seen. It's like they are terrified she still has power over the Bradley.
You just know Angie is scared of her as well, and Brad would lose his phone privileges FOREVER if he was ever caught speaking to her.
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I'd like to know too. It seems that if Angie truly felt she was innocent in all this then why is she so insecure and possessive over Brad? What is her beef with Jen? If the break up was so amicable then you'd think she would be ok with Brad carrying on a friendship with Jen - kind of like her friendships with Billy Slob and Johnny Lee. But it's not like that, she knows she got Pitt on a technicality .... which is Jen and him weren't having babies at that moment and he wanted them.... with ANYBODY!
Eee, not this again. Glad to see I'm not the only one emailing the moderator.
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haw haw haw!
Have you noticed that she is constantly pinning his arms down for the photographers? I find that very disturbing.
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Submitted by No Words on May 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
What is the psychological makeup of someone who stays where they are not wanted, and who keeps returning to where they are so despised?
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ATTENTION WHORE.
What is the psychological makeup of someone who stays where they are not wanted, and who keeps returning to where they are so despised?
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"jelly sandwitches in that belly of anger"
FuckingLovesAngelina
Wow FLA that broken English of yours is sure improving fast.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Lory I used to watch it when I was sick from school. I got so pissed off when family members would willingly go on and not know what was coming. Come on! Your hill folk sister just had a baby and she invites you and your husband to Springer.
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WHORE SLUTS
MOM PANTS
BITCH FACES
BUTT RAGS
CHEESE
TWATT INSECT
ITCHY SPOT ON BALLS
MAN FACE
WOMAN TITTS ON MAN BODY
ALL BAD MONSTER WORDS!
have no place on Angelina chat box
think this inside and yew no. yew say to self i no i no that is bad.
AND IT IS! no say these things two defen ANGIELINA!
DEFENDING ANGELINA IS ANGILINA JOB AND MR PITT TOO OK!
think that and dont type!
DO NOT TYPE WAR WERDS TO DEFEND ANGELINA JUST THINK IT INSIDE
OK? OK? OK! inside think it
AND QUIET INSIDE NOT LOUD OUTSIDE OR ON ELECTRIC PAPER!
I fucking love her i say no words like cheese slut!
Seras and Tonicbitch yes he gets me through my work day. My mom calls him Man Whore.
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zomay - yum!
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Wait, what? I heard through the grapevine that it was supposed to be calm here for the next few days... I guess I was misinformed as it looks like business as usual... an AJ thread and already 10 pages and the same old godamn argument...
don't people realize it does not listen to reason and should be ignored when it gets feisty? I love you guys but this is like a rat in maze looking for cheese and going the same way despite being shocked/buzzed eveytime you take that path. It ain't going to change unless you learn you are taking the wrong path. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Zomay!Thank you so much!I have lusted about that dude for awhile just could never remember his name.And yes...I would so jump on that like a damn trampoline!!
If I was called a pill-popping douchebag, I would say that they were just jealous because they did not have any pills haha! I've got all the good stuff....just kidding, well except when I am in pain and I really need a Vicodin.....
Submitted by zomay on May 13, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Lory on May 13, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Being in a Baldelina thread makes me realize how much I miss Springer. Chairs anyone?
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I would LOVE to do that show. No joke I would dress in a short skirt and stockings and make sure somehow my bra gets torn off and my bamboo earrings will be gold plated. And I will moon the audience and chase Steve.
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Bwahahaha! You just stole my dream outfit for when I get my 15 minutes in Springer. LMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Seras!! Yes!! Look at these pictures. Tell me you would not get with that. He was also the man whore in Deuce movie.
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HWORE!! (Sorry, trying out something new.)
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Don't overexaggerate but like I said there are somethings you aren't gonna like about me. I cuss MFs out who make shit up about me. I don't play like that. Some lies can be damaging and I don't tolerate people lying about me.
However I would really like to know if my cussing liars out isn't the correct stance to take, what would you do??? Which was my original question.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Thanks guys! *blushes* So anyway, someone posted about not being able to adopt from other countries because of Jolie. I was with my fiance's family this weekend and they are all Vietnamese. We are planning on starting a family soon, and I really wanted to adopt from Vietnam (as well as have a bio child) but it's true, you CANNOT adopt from there anymore because of the money involved. His mother told me that when a mother brought her child to the hospital and she could not afford to pay her bill, the hospital would keep the baby and eventually "sell it." People were also stealing babies because of the money they could make, which is a big deal to people in poor countries. Once the U.S. realized how corrupt it was, they stopped the adoptions, which is too bad for families like ours. I would not be surprised if this had to do in part with celebrities paying so much money to be able to get their babies quickly. I think adoption is great but there should not have been such large amounts of money involved.
Over 400 comments...hey what...Oh an AJ thread I get it.
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Meaningless Greetings to my Fake friends...followed by snarky comment of above topic with the intention of being funny for the sole purpose of entertaining addressed fake friends.
*sings* to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it":
When toilet bats bite and shit ain't right, call the county.
When the ass tax blows and your green bean shows, call the county.
When the thread is fucked,
you've dodged and you've ducked,
I say "report dat bitch"
then let it go.
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Zomay:I have to ask you if your avie is that hot piece from "The Mummy"?I can't remember his name and its not Brendan Frazer!
It's quitting time ladies and gentremen! Have a lovely evening full of toilet bats and mountie gloves!
*Spank*
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 13, 2008 - 6:41pm.
LCT,
That's right! You changed your name after getting stalked by her before!
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Haha, is it any coincidence that my screen name is a mockery of the ogre? I don't theeenk so.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Sweet jesus you're right! That and no one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes =(
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That whole thing was HILARIOUS, by the way. Get county on the phone. Hahahaha.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LCT,
That's right! You changed your name after getting stalked by her before!
Jeez Whiz.
Lory on May 13, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Being in a Baldelina thread makes me realize how much I miss Springer. Chairs anyone?
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I would LOVE to do that show. No joke I would dress in a short skirt and stockings and make sure somehow my bra gets torn off and my bamboo earrings will be gold plated. And I will moon the audience and chase Steve.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 6:38pm.
LCT - If it was you or anyone else making slanderous comments like the one she is making then I would love to see how you would react to it.
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If someone said that, oh, I don't know, CARROT TOP was a pill-popping douchebag I wouldn't call them a stupid fucking cunty whore liarmouth bitch, if that's what you're getting at.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Sweet jesus you're right! That and no one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes =(
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How much should I bank for ass tax? If those border a-holes give me a hard time I'll just tell them to EAT MY OATMEAL!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Over 400 comments. Seriously? And it really has nothing to do with the post...annoying...
Arguing with someone online is like trying to reason with an idiot, except it's hard to tell which one is which?
the DUDE! abides...
LCT - If it was you or anyone else making slanderous comments like the one she is making then I would love to see how you would react to it.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Toilet bats are dangerous stuff, specially when they bite your ass and you are not finished in the loo. That shit can go straight to your head. I seen dat...
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 6:34pm.
I truly feel that I am never gonna be want you think I should be. So I am gonna improve somethings I do that I think are truly uncalled for on my part but I have to be me. Sorry, but you're never gonna like who I am.
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Bottom line, I would like you if you kept the personal insults to yourself and stopped taking everything directed at Brangelina so peronally. If that's not going to happen, then no, I will never like who you are.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by tangerine on May 13, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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That is all.
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But then again, what do I know?
Tangerine-you are a breath of fresh reason in this nutty post.Thank You!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 6:34pm.
LCT - you haven't been posting as long as I have and I have admitted I am wrong on several occasions.
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Actually I have. I haven't always been LCT you know.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
"Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:33pm.
It's the toilet bats! They're in our brains!"
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Sweet jesus you're right! That and no one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes =(
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 -
That poster is a fucking liar. You all want to trust her but I am telling you right now the bitch is lying to you.
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It's got nothing to do with wanting to trust her, it's got to do with how you react to it.
Goodnight.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Ok, now I see how you guys get sucked in, haha! This is the last thing I am going to say to you LA. I am not saying BE Angelina, I am just assuming there are qualitites about her that you admire and that is why you are a fanatic. I was just suggesting that you think about those qualities before you go spouting off at innocent folks here. Plain and simple, IT IS NOT OK TO VERBALLY ABUSE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Do you do that in your daily life? Do you talk to your mother, father, or friends in that manner when they disagree with you? I know that this is the internet but these are still people and basic etiquette should still apply. In your response, when you said you would try to argue better, you referred to the person as a "liar." The person is not a liar, they are merely just parroting some gossip or fact they heard somewhere. Why don't you use their name, say "that is not true and here is my proof." By the way, I am still waiting for the proof. I would not be surprised that Maddox is having a hard time because of the way he has been globetrotting his whole life. He comes from a third world country, he has had to adjust to a new language and culture, but then is thrown into a whole other language and culture! It's enough to give me a headache. Anyway, thanks M.E. You guys are very witty and you crack me up. I love to read the comments section everyday. It's lots of fun.
LCT - you haven't been posting as long as I have and I have admitted I am wrong on several occasions.
I truly feel that I am never gonna be want you think I should be. So I am gonna improve somethings I do that I think are truly uncalled for on my part but I have to be me. Sorry, but you're never gonna like who I am.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Being in a Baldelina thread makes me realize how much I miss Springer. Chairs anyone?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 6:30pm.
I still want to know why it fucking matters if people are telling "lies" about fucking BRANGELINA. Damn, priorities people.
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It's the toilet bats! They're in our brains!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Okay, so I am gone for a couple of hours and when I come back...
DRAMA!
And from the whack job who said they would be gone!
Please don't try to argue with it...please don't address it...it is certifiably insane...it will make you insane if you try to engage it with reasonable requests and deductive reasoning. Please, please stop talking to it, for the love of GWAD!
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"jelly sandwitches in that belly of anger"
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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You're just a childish, ridiculous little girl who can't see past the end of her nose. You are nothing more than an argumentative hypocrite that ruins this damn site with your babble about truth and how righteous you are. Every time you get in one of these insane arguments that overruns the board where you start to call people bitches and cunts, I report you and hope and PRAY that they ban you. So far no luck, but I'm still hoping. You're a drain on this site and I wish you'd realize you're not wanted and just leave. But you couldn't even keep a promise to someone who was defending you which shows the type of person you are. If you do get banned, good riddance.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.