Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK?????????????????????
EWWWWWW!!!
M.E. - is there still a crazy spermclump running rampant around the forum? Cuz I'm not gonna join again if there is.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Mother of god!
WHAT??
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:41pm.
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Oh M.E.! Thank you! You know how to appreciate the skills yours truly has!. *finger fucking in earnest*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on May 13, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Viva La Lohan: Why do you stay out of the forum?, we are sane people, who love life and preach love. By love, I mean finger fucking.
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lmao. Well I need something a little more substantial than that if ya know what I mean. No there is a lot of alt discussion and personal drama put into the threads and all kind of wackiness that leaves me confused. I still go like everyday, trying to see where I can jump in.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 13, 2008 - 5:44pm.
WHAT??? Details please, I feel like I am fucking dying.
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There was a train that left from Vancouver last week and one woman died from a respiratory illness and I think another 10 became ill in just a matter of a few days. They had to quarantine the train and no one was allowed off. It was even on CNN!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/05/09/canada.train.ap/index.html?...
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Anyone want to see some interesting fanfic from the comments section at Just Jared? Can you guess who wrote it? Have a look:
Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard *****. Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Good advice. Shouldn't Maddox be 7 by now?
VivaLaLohan - Nope. I have been posting here as a guest long before LovesAngelina showed up. I'm not a newbie. I just didn't bother to register til recently.
Hi Lory!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 2:43pm.
It's ALL true. I still can't sit right after three months. Bitches all of them (me included) or as someone likes to call me "cunt"
Wearing it proud.
LA - you don't know the difference between lies and opinions, why? Because if anything is posted that is not withing the liking of you, even if it is one of OUR opinions, you blast off on how we are telling lies.
You don't know the difference because you are certifiable.
WHAT??? Details please, I feel like I am fucking dying.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Well post this and provide a link. I was just on TMZ and found no such thing but please do it for me. I would love to see this.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 3:31pm.
If I see someone lie. I am gonna say so. Lies and stating an opinion is are two different things and I don't dump on peoples opinion. I may say I disagree with an opinion and yes sometimes that turns into something...augmentative. My approach was all wrong today, I take full responsibility for that but that lying poster pisses me off and I can't believe someone could be so cold to just lie like that.
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Thank you for the apology. Can't you just behave like an adult like that ALL the time?? This is a gossip site LA. And I'm sure you know that gossip isn't always true. If you have a problem with lies, then you have a problem with gossip, and you shouldn't be here anyway. Bottom line.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
**FORUM WARNING**
All newbs will be anally raped, forced to eat their feces, demanded to hand over a body part and interrigatted till near death over their real identity.
If you can deal with such torture, please. Join.
Thank you.
Anonymoussss - not trying to start shit but it is kind of eerie how in the know you are about AJ and her brood. It's almost like you want LA to come and start a fight with you and you have your guns loaded ready for battle.
Just an observation
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 13, 2008 - 5:38pm.
LCT,
All day I have thought that funny bitch IS LoLo!
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Hahaha it reminds me so much of her sometimes it got me realizing that I haven't seen her in awhile...
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 13, 2008 - 5:40pm.
LCT,
I am, M.E., Lory, ElB...can't think of more off top of flu ridden head.
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Flu-ridden? Uh oh, you didn't catch that 'thing' that made them quarantine that train did you? SARS Part Deux?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 3:31pm.
If I see someone lie. I am gonna say so. Lies and stating an opinion is are two different things and I don't dump on peoples opinion. I may say I disagree with an opinion and yes sometimes that turns into something...augmentative. My approach was all wrong today, I take full responsibility for that but that lying poster pisses me off and I can't believe someone could be so cold to just lie like that.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 13, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Seriously, don't bother. You can't rationalize with an irrational person or do anything to make the hypocritical understand their own hypocrisy.
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I must be the crazy one for thinking eventually one of us will get through to it.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Lory on May 13, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Lory - LOU must be the host of Deeps BM for Josh.
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I should have known that. No wonder the Trumps were pissed over some Lou dude stealing their thunder. It must have been difficult for Deep to choose between Lou's secksiness and Donald's toupee.
Viva La Lohan: Why do you stay out of the forum?, we are sane people, who love life and preach love. By love, I mean finger fucking.
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And this is why I love Lori.
*leaning back for routine finger fucking*
LCT,
I am, M.E., Lory, ElB...can't think of more off top of flu ridden head.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 5:34pm.
There is nothing on TMZ about him failing school. Why are you saying this stuff...why lie like that??? I mean I fair and I don't have to lie to get something accomplished...I think you need to learn to tell the truth.
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TMZ said he was STILL in pre-school for the second year even though he was SIX. You don't call that failing?
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I went to French immersion for kindergarten and failed the first year because I didn't pick it up right away. Yes, FAILED. He FAILED.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LCT,
All day I have thought that funny bitch IS LoLo!
LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Karen Flatts tried last night but got the same "I hear what you're saying, I am not listening, I am still right" response.
As much as I am against banning posters from here and some have been banned for SO MUCH LESS, I am still reporting LA every time LA does this shit.
And that's twice in less than 24 hours LA has broken promises about not sticking around.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 13, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 13, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Firstly, thank you for your kind words about Canucks.
Secondly, you might be on to something. Someone should start a petition in the forum.
Everybody out there without access to the forum, JOIN
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Is everyone signed up on there with their comment screenames?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Lory - LOU must be the host of Deeps BM for Josh.
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I should have known that. No wonder the Trumps were pissed over some Lou dude stealing their thunder. It must have been difficult for Deep to choose between Lou's secksiness and Donald's toupee.
Viva La Lohan: Why do you stay out of the forum?, we are sane people, who love life and preach love. By love, I mean finger fucking.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Anonymoussssssssss, I don't know who you really are,but I love you. I really, really do.
Memo to Love Angelina,
I would just like a moment to point out that this is a gossip blog and not intended to be a place where people come for journalistic integrity.
Nobody here gives a flying toilet bat whether anything is true or not and nobody should be taking anything seriously. If I thought Brangelina had a sense of humor, or even brains, I bet you they'd be laughing at themselves too.
So why make it your mission to turn MK's SITE into National Geographic? Just have fun, relax, and sip some h8rade with the rest of us. I guarantee you'll be a lot less stressed out all the time.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:35pm.
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Seriously, don't bother. You can't rationalize with an irrational person or do anything to make the hypocritical understand their own hypocrisy.
Fuck, this shit is getting tired.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
FuckingLoveAngelina's post are so GD entertaining I don't know what to do with myself. By the end of them I am so gloriously confused and it's WONDERFUL.
Where the eff is Lolo?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Why go to school when you can live with mommy and pick her outfits for the rest of your life.
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Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Well, the zombie will be so much easier to care for. I sent the vampire on his way to you. He should be there in a few days. He had an unfortunate run-in with some toilet bats in Minnesota and it's slowed him down a bit.
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Damn... did he find himself being charged ass tax with his pants down?
I'm anxiously awaiting his arrival. I went out and bought 'Beaches' just for him.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
A six year old should be in FIRST GRADE, NOT PRE-SCHOOL!
Kindergarten at the least if she held him back.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:32pm.
LCT - Did you read that post carefully??? I could have sworn I said that girl is a bitch, but calling everyone else a name was wrong, but that girl IS still a bitch. I never said ALL the name calling I did was wrong.
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You said name-calling was wrong, then you called her a bitch again, for saying something you didn't agree with. You clearly didn't read MY post. Nevermind then.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
There is nothing on TMZ about him failing school. Why are you saying this stuff...why lie like that??? I mean I fair and I don't have to lie to get something accomplished...I think you need to learn to tell the truth.
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TMZ said he was STILL in pre-school for the second year even though he was SIX. You don't call that failing?
And some mothers on a New York newspaper blog said their kids attended Lycee and Maddox was asked not to return because he failed due to lack of attendance and the inability to speak French. Then lo and behold! He dropped out of school and now sails around France with le maman and le idiot pseudo-dad and le fake frere.
You need some reality, you really do.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 13, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Firstly, thank you for your kind words about Canucks.
Secondly, you might be on to something. Someone should start a petition in the forum.
Everybody out there without access to the forum, JOIN.
Just a thought.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 13, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Michael K, you know how much I love you and I wouldn't tell you what to do. That being said, there is a raging bitch ruining your site. PLEASE fix it. This shit is beyond old.
Love,
Your dedicated Dlisted bitches
(or at least Sweetas)
YES WE ALL DO WAHT SWEETAS APPLE FACE SMOKE TIMES LADY SAY HERE! We do this on electric paper and mail to MK threw the air into his electric screen too! TALK ABOUT SCIENCE! WOW!
Sweetas, no I don't but I think I have her myspace. I'll see if I can hook you two bitches up.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 5:22pm.
You're right. At this point, I'd take a depressed vampire over this, anyday
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Don't forget the ground-beef loving zombie.
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Well, the zombie will be so much easier to care for. I sent the vampire on his way to you. He should be there in a few days. He had an unfortunate run-in with some toilet bats in Minnesota and it's slowed him down a bit.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
"Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 2:29pm.
real moster if ignore it breath fire on village when you not look and i sey damn i wish i look before monster burn dowm my house
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Ok, you got me, that was pure genius. And it's totally gonna be my new siggie
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
LCT - Did you read that post carefully??? I could have sworn I said that girl is a bitch, but calling everyone else a name was wrong, but that girl IS still a bitch. I never said ALL the name calling I did was wrong.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
VVL - just stick around, you'll pick it up. It is pure batshit craziness in there.
I have ignored the drama. It's all about having fun, conversations with no real meaning, etc.
Don't be skeert.
LOVEANGELINA, please let your guard down long enough to read what I have to say here.
I've seen you be a decent person, and you can be entertaining. People here don't gang up on you just for something to do. We are tired of your name calling and the fact that you come in here and ruin a perfectly normal conversation by calling us all names if we don't believe what you do. Don't you realize that it's very Hitler-esque what you do? Persecuting those who aren't like you or believe what you do.
I know you're absolutely capable of being fun and nice, so please, for your sake along with everyone else's, put it into play. If someone says something about the Brangelina's you think is false, ignore it. People can be wrong. No one is ever right. But no one should EVER be punished for just expressing how they feel. EVER.
Do you understand?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Lory - LOU must be the host of Deeps BM for Josh.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
LCT - She is a bitch. Yeah, ok, I was wrong for the name calling. Sorry, but that girl who posted the lie is a bitch and I am not sorry about that.
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You think I'm a girl?
Hey, want to guess which Loonatic wrote this article? (By the way, that person has since been banned from writing for National Ledger since they found out what a nut she was.)
http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=20&nu...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 13, 2008 - 5:24pm.
that a good power two!
ignore takes power from peapole but not a real monster.
real moster if ignore it breath fire on village when you not look and i sey damn i wish i look before monster burn dowm my house
but this peapole monster (you smart you get who monster i sey is!) we are to take power by ignore and TELL THE KING PEAPOLE POSTER NOT PLEASE WITH CUNT CALL TIMES ABOUT MOM PANTS!
I come in piece that is BOSWALLA POWER!
I like electric sht box screen! I DONT LIKE MONSTER!
IGNORE AND REPORT CUNT CALL TIMES TO THE KING!