Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 3:22pm.
There is nothing on TMZ about him failing school. Why are you saying this stuff...why lie like that??? I mean I fair and I don't have to lie to get something accomplished...I think you need to learn to tell the truth.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
ME - hey, do you have xxyxz's email addy mama? If so, would you e her mine? She was asking if I had a MS but I don't.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
LCT - She is a bitch. Yeah, ok, I was wrong for the name calling. Sorry, but that girl who posted the lie is a bitch and I am not sorry about that.
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Thanks for admitting that name calling is wrong, only to do it again in the very next sentence.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
ME - that reminds me. I occasionally will lurk the forums and I must say, you bitches are batshit crazy! I can never figure out who the good guys and the bad guys are
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
"In LOU?" Who is Lou? What did I miss?. In lieu would have made sense, but then again, what do I know?. _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
They've got ASIAN kids, too?? Since when?
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Maalox was the first Asian kid Angie bought, long before Brad. She got him because he reminded her of Jenny. Then she bought Zahara from an Ethiopian orphanage, even though her mother didn't officially give her up for adoption. Then they birthed the blob. Later on they bought Paxil from a Vietnamese orphanage. Since then, adoption has been shut down in all three countries to American. No fooling. It's the Angelina Jolie factor. She ruins everything she touches, which explains the "success" of "A Mighty Fart".
Michael K, you know how much I love you and I wouldn't tell you what to do. That being said, there is a raging bitch ruining your site. PLEASE fix it. This shit is beyond old.
Love,
Your dedicated Dlisted bitches
(or at least Sweetas)
LA - isn't it time for your appearance in the forum as sugarpie/boner??
Whatever...MOUSE!
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 5:22pm.
You're right. At this point, I'd take a depressed vampire over this, anyday
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Don't forget the ground-beef loving zombie.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LCT - She is a bitch. Yeah, ok, I was wrong for the name calling. Sorry, but that girl who posted the lie is a bitch and I am not sorry about that.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
They've got ASIAN kids, too?? Since when?
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(Siggy removed at request of lewd author.)
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Make it People and you might have a winner.
*snort*
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Maddox never failed school. What type of fucking bullshit is that. See this is why I do what I do because you fuckers are to fucking stupid to think and yet you listen to some stalking ass cunt bitch Annoymsss who used to post stuff about peoples religions, like Erotic Goddess used to do but now she has adopted a new and crazier tactic.
-"See this is why I do what I do..."
No, you do this for YOU period. Not defending, not really caring about anything but YOU!
"...she has adopted a new and crazier tactic."
No, you didn't know about something Skeletina related and got scooped, the only tactic there was the TRUTH about how hideous and shiteous your leader is.
And for the yet another empty promise to the few posters that defended you, way to go shit bag.
Go blow yourself and/or go ride your bedpost for a while, it misses you.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
FLA, whoever you are, you are really fucking funny. That said, I will defend LA's right to be obnoxious till the cows come home because we all have the power to ignore that which displeases us yet very few exercise that right.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Not gonna stay my ass. You have to sit here till 5am defending YOUR opinion against others.
YOU ARE A JOKE!
Thank Goodness it is time for me to go....Enjoy the Bitchfest all.
LA, you're on your own. Have fun.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 5:18pm.
In my village monsters bad. One monster make noise all DAY ALL DAY ALL DAY.
Students, did not learn things ALL DAY
One teacher sey, it take hole village to get rid of monster. AND ONE LADY AND ONE MAN SAY NO WE LOVE ALL THING PLUS THIS MONSTER!
and that gave monster POWER TIMES!
I sey IT TAKES TEH HOLE VILLAGE TO KILL MONSTER AND LADY WHO JUST LOVE EVERY THINGS NOT HELP!
Monster sey, it our fault it yells ALL DAY and thank ONE LADY AND ONE MAN for DEFENSE.
I SEY IT MONSTER FAULT! BAN MONSTER!
Peapole should not defend monster! DONT GIVE MONSTER POWER! I COME IN PIECE BUT MONSTER HATE PIECE!
It take HOLE VILLAGE! TELL YER KING TO BAN MONSTER! WHY give monster power?????
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You're right. At this point, I'd take a depressed vampire over this, anyday.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Maddox never failed school. What type of fucking bullshit is that. See this is why I do what I do because you fuckers are to fucking stupid to think and yet you listen to some stalking ass cunt bitch Annoymsss who used to post stuff about peoples religions, like Erotic Goddess used to do but now she has adopted a new and crazier tactic.
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Nope. Michael K can verify by my IP address that I a.) don't use a proxy, and b.) have only ever posted under one name here. YOU'RE the Loon with the multiple identities. And I've never discussed religion here except to expose the cult of the Brangeloonies, far more dangerous than Scientology any day.
TMZ says Maddox failed school. You want to call TMZ liars?
What I wouldn't give to smear shit all over LA's face.
Holy lapse in judgement Batman. Why the fuck am I even TRYING? Nevermind.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Oh, PSL, sorry. I know, I know I am not gonna stay.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Be back in about 6 hours or so....HUGE YAWN!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Stoney on May 13, 2008 - 1:18pm.
*peeks back in*
How sad is it that a poster would have to promise everyone that they'll stay away?
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You are talking forum talk there.
And yes, it's pathetic.
Empty promises.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:18pm.
LCT - Not everyone hates me but honestly if they did I am the sorta of bitch who does what needs to be done in lou of what someone else might think. Its not the way I want to be but if I don't take a stand no one will. My first post was quick tempered I am sorry for calling some people fuckers but not sorry about calling out that lying bitch.
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Don't you mean 'in lieu'? You can take a stand without calling people names for absolutely nothing. Again, people here are NOT ATTACKING YOU when they comment on the Bangelina clan. If you don't agree with what someone said, leave it at that. There is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to call someone a bitch because they said something you don't think is true, don't you agree?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Oh boy. I'm out.
Ciao!
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Christ on a goldplated crutch.
What a fucking JOKE.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Just like her hero she is also full of shit and cannot keep her word.Alas the dream has died.
Oh, Christ on a cracker.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by The C word on May 13, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Uh oh, time to go (takes bottle of maple syrup and runs)...!
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Don't forget your snowshoes!!!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 5:03pm.
LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
See how lovely and fun these threads are when we don't have a psychopathic, attention-starved antagonist invading it? It would be so nice if it were always like this. A girl can dream.
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It might happen. She was reported A LOT yesterday.
- Yea and last week and the week before, etc...
I guess you have to be whiner at 1 am to get a mod to delete comments and try and resolve anything.
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In my village monsters bad. One monster make noise all DAY ALL DAY ALL DAY.
Students, did not learn things ALL DAY
One teacher sey, it take hole village to get rid of monster. AND ONE LADY AND ONE MAN SAY NO WE LOVE ALL THING PLUS THIS MONSTER!
and that gave monster POWER TIMES!
I sey IT TAKES TEH HOLE VILLAGE TO KILL MONSTER AND LADY WHO JUST LOVE EVERY THINGS NOT HELP!
Monster sey, it our fault it yells ALL DAY and thank ONE LADY AND ONE MAN for DEFENSE.
I SEY IT MONSTER FAULT! BAN MONSTER!
Peapole should not defend monster! DONT GIVE MONSTER POWER! I COME IN PIECE BUT MONSTER HATE PIECE!
It take HOLE VILLAGE! TELL YER KING TO BAN MONSTER! WHY give monster power?????
THAT SAME THING AS LIKING MONSTER BUTT AFTER IT CALL YOU MOM CUNTS HELLO! that not piece!
good day, tell the king, ban her at home port for electric screen chatter box. Nip it in buds at root and BE FREE!
LCT - Not everyone hates me but honestly if they did I am the sorta of bitch who does what needs to be done in lou of what someone else might think. Its not the way I want to be but if I don't take a stand no one will. My first post was quick tempered I am sorry for calling some people fuckers but not sorry about calling out that lying bitch.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
*peeks back in*
How sad is it that a poster would have to promise everyone that they'll stay away?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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This is what I got from your post (and I paraphrase). "Fucking bullshit... you fuckers are to fucking stupid... stalking ass cunt bitch..." Blah, blah, blah. It's like white noise at this point.
Now, go ahead and get all quasi-ghetto on my punk bitch ass.
Yawn.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Maddox never failed school. What type of fucking bullshit is that. See this is why I do what I do because you fuckers are to fucking stupid to think and yet you listen to some stalking ass cunt bitch Annoymsss who used to post stuff about peoples religions, like Erotic Goddess used to do but now she has adopted a new and crazier tactic.
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HEY! What the fuck is this? I thought you weren't going to post for a few days. I stuck up for you yesterday (well, not really FOR you, I'm just so fucking sick of the fighting), when people were starting shit, but you can't keep your word?
NOT cool. NOT COOL at ALL.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
Stoney: get back here! lol(bye)
Bye everyone!!
*runs screaming*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Ahhh and the empty promises continue.
Thumbs up!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Maddox never failed school. What type of fucking bullshit is that. See this is why I do what I do because you fuckers are to fucking stupid to think and yet you listen to some stalking ass cunt bitch Annoymsss who used to post stuff about peoples religions, like Erotic Goddess used to do but now she has adopted a new and crazier tactic.
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And you seriously can't figure out why everyone hates you when THIS is the first thing you say when you get here??
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Uh oh, time to go (takes bottle of maple syrup and runs)...!
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
And......we are off!...............................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Lovescarrottopolina & bradiful,
yea, but it doesn't matter, they can just reappear again under another name.
- Gee, I had no idea "misunderstood" psycho freaks could or would do that.
You know one's that claim they don't have to.
*ginormous eye roll*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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she was talking about LA registering as another user....hehehehehe
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Ooooooo I thought we were on the topic of Mad being an unconforming coolio. I'm confused.
Just ignore.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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she was talking about LA registering as another user....hehehehehe
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
It was here, I really believe, under a different name (that was a member for like 20min) a couple of hours earlier.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
The blob rowing had me laughing til I cried.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Lovescarrottopolina & bradiful,
yea, but it doesn't matter, they can just reappear again under another name.
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Or keep having kids in the hopes that one of them will conform.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Lovescarrottopolina & bradiful,
yea, but it doesn't matter, they can just reappear again under another name.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 13, 2008 - 5:04pm.
"Maalox failed pre-school twice (he is now going on 7 and still not in the first grade). This is because he failed to learn French through the French immersion program at Lycee. Jolie was asked not to bring him back into the program.
He was also kicked out of a British preschool when he was 2 or 3 for showing up with a pierced ear and diamond studded earring. They also didn't like his blonde-streaked locks."
- S.T.F.U., and she is allegedly some kind of saintly celeb? Nice. Now, my loathing of her has reached a new depth.
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That's what you get for being a self-righteous hag, I suppose.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
:::shocked face:::
Who I'm totally shocked that Mad isn't able to conform to any sort of routine and gets kicked out of school.
*snickers*
"Maalox failed pre-school twice (he is now going on 7 and still not in the first grade). This is because he failed to learn French through the French immersion program at Lycee. Jolie was asked not to bring him back into the program.
He was also kicked out of a British preschool when he was 2 or 3 for showing up with a pierced ear and diamond studded earring. They also didn't like his blonde-streaked locks."
- S.T.F.U., and she is allegedly some kind of saintly celeb? Nice. Now, my loathing of her has reached a new depth.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"