Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
See how lovely and fun these threads are when we don't have a psychopathic, attention-starved antagonist invading it? It would be so nice if it were always like this. A girl can dream.
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It might happen. She was reported A LOT yesterday.
- Yea and last week and the week before, etc...
I guess you have to be whiner at 1 am to get a mod to delete comments and try and resolve anything.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 4:59pm.
LovesCarrottopalina,
Crossing my fingers.
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Me too. After yesterday I couldn't care less if it never showed up again regardless of how entertaining its retorts can be.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 13, 2008 - 4:56pm.
LCT, is that Conan O'Brian in a mountie get up?
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You bet your cutie patootie it is! BOOP BOOOOOP!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LovesCarrottopalina,
Crossing my fingers.
Bradiful, the have to be Home_schooling. these kids aren't in one place long enough to be in school....Maddox went to Le Lycee Francais for what- a month once?
I've said it before, but these kids are going to be a mess- growing up without any roots/routine/stablilty.
“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
With the security forces they have to travel with I am sure that taking them 2 at a time is for convenience which would make for a better time for kids.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Honest question,
Does anyone here or do you know anyone that had more than three very young children at the same time basically under one roof, did you/them take them out in batches or all at once?
I kinda wanna know just for the shit of it.
I get the Mom day, just the girls albeit not donned in black, thing but this brood gets cycled out and I am quite sure Maddox should be in school, gwad help us if these two are home schooling.
And TamPaxilina, shouldn't he be in the beginning of some kind of education?
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Maalox failed pre-school twice (he is now going on 7 and still not in the first grade). This is because he failed to learn French through the French immersion program at Lycee. Jolie was asked not to bring him back into the program.
He was also kicked out of a British preschool when he was 2 or 3 for showing up with a pierced ear and diamond studded earring. They also didn't like his blonde-streaked locks.
Submitted by madam s. on May 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
See how lovely and fun these threads are when we don't have a psychopathic, attention-starved antagonist invading it? It would be so nice if it were always like this. A girl can dream.
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It might happen. She was reported A LOT yesterday.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LCT, is that Conan O'Brian in a mountie get up?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Honest question,
Does anyone here or do you know anyone that had more than three very young children at the same time basically under one roof, did you/them take them out in batches or all at once?
I kinda wanna know just for the shit of it.
I get the Mom day, just the girls albeit not donned in black, thing but this brood gets cycled out and I am quite sure Maddox should be in school, gwad help us if these two are home schooling.
And TamPaxilina, shouldn't he be in the beginning of some kind of education?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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Very plausible. Hahaha. "Put your back into it, blob!!"
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Are you meaning to tell me that you don't want a spanking directly from the hotness that is mountie? For shame, woman! Have you SEEN those gloves??
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Oh no, I fully condone Mountie spankage, I just don't want to risk having them wasted on Dlist trolls is all. Them would be good spankin's.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
"Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 2:48pm.
mike mentioned earlier that Shiloh was probably rowing the boat. I'd say Zahara is shanking one of the nannies."
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Or yelling at her through a megaphone "row priviledged bitch, ROW!" while Brangelina looks at the paps complacently.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
See how lovely and fun these threads are when we don't have a psychopathic, attention-starved antagonist invading it? It would be so nice if it were always like this. A girl can dream.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:46pm.
How about we just have a Mountie oversee the spanking?
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Are you meaning to tell me that you don't want a spanking directly from the hotness that is mountie? For shame, woman! Have you SEEN those gloves??
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 4:46pm.
funny whorz. on topic, where are the other kids and who's minding them?
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mike mentioned earlier that Shiloh was probably rowing the boat. I'd say Zahara is shanking one of the nannies.
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But then again, what do I know?
I also like your cartoons. O Canada.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 13, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Maddox looks P.O. for being there.
Tampax looks like he's about to jump ship. Oh, and he needs a haircut.
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In some shots, you can see Paxil's nails. They look like claws. So I guess his hair's not the only thing needing a trim.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 13, 2008 - 4:46pm.
funny whorz. on topic, where are the other kids and who's minding them?
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Their Mom and Dad. AKA Nanny Brenda and Nanny Joe.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Mountie hotness!?!? That is funny!
Mountie to me = Brenden F as Dudley D.
*hangs yankee head in shame*
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Ok, well, what if I use them once by hiring someone to wear them and give my boss a cavity search? I think he really deserves one for being such an ass-flopping dingleberry biter. And then we can use them to spank naughty dlisters in the tush.
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Dingleberry Biter. That's my new favourite. How about we just have a Mountie oversee the spanking?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
funny whorz. on topic, where are the other kids and who's minding them?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by joanne on May 13, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I love RedGreen. Does that count?
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Sure. Duct tape rules.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 13, 2008 - 4:41pm.
I am admiring from afar, every Canadian I ever met was one of the nicest people ever. And the country was sooo clean.
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That's so nice to hear :) Gives me the warm and fuzzies. I thought it was just a stereotype that we were nice. It's good to know it's true.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
So sick of these phony parents! Why are they only with the boys? Where are the girls now? Geez, if you really feel the need to have 6 kids, why not start by bringing them all out together and act like a "family" for once. And for the love of God, cut Pax's hair. That poor kid can barely see (or is that just his eyes?). Yeah, I'd like to know how much schooling these kids get. Yesterday the boys go for a helicopter ride with Pitt and today they're on a yacht. The fucking life! I guess none of them need schooling, since they'll end up inheriting mom and dads fortune and just be spoiled brats the rest of their lives.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I was thinking more along the lines of random cavity searches for dlisted trolls.
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Why would you want to waste Mountie hotness on the undeserving trolls? That makes my eyes leak salty fluid.
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Ok, well, what if I use them once by hiring someone to wear them and give my boss a cavity search? I think he really deserves one for being such an ass-flopping dingleberry biter. And then we can use them to spank naughty dlisters in the tush.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
I love RedGreen. Does that count?
I am admiring from afar, every Canadian I ever met was one of the nicest people ever. And the country was sooo clean. Appealed to me and my OCD
LCT, I don't care...it's the boots!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 13, 2008 - 4:39pm.
L C T, would yiu find me a motorcycle cop to leer at? Not from CHiPS the show tho, lol
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You mean a Canadian one?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Stocky- Mad does look pissed. And if he can't be happy laying his head on those bodacious chichiwiis, he's beyond help.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Haha, I'm lovin' the mountie hot pants!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I was thinking more along the lines of random cavity searches for dlisted trolls.
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Why would you want to waste Mountie hotness on the undeserving trolls? That makes my eyes leak salty fluid.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
L C T, would yiu find me a motorcycle cop to leer at? Not from CHiPS the show tho, lol
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Anonymouss, whatever. I don't really care. MANY people have an "alias" here now.....ridiculous, but it's been happening.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
EastEndGirl - and the DIGGETY DANK!!!
Personally, I love Canadians. They are some of the nicest, most intelligent, most down to Earth people I deal with. I know there are places like Alberta where they have to pipe in the sunshine, but I'm sure it's still beautiful there. And most of the country is not like that!
Maddox looks P.O. for being there.
Tampax looks like he's about to jump ship. Oh, and he needs a haircut.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
OH GOD I FOUND IT. Hot Mountie sex clothes.
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31945a.jpg
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Those gloves were made for doing naughty things.
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Spanking naughty DLister's tooshies?
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I was thinking more along the lines of random cavity searches for dlisted trolls.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 13, 2008 - 4:35pm.
quick reference
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YYYUUMMMYYYYYYYYY. Thinking I might have to change mine too.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
I gotta ask you Americans, do they not teach you anything at all about the country you share your longest border with?
Damn, I had to sit through endless classes learning about your country.
Ah fuck it, as long as you know we have great beer.
I wonder if Pax has a life jacket on under his coat. Poor kid always looks scared.
quick reference
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Those gloves were made for doing naughty things.
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Spanking naughty DLister's tooshies?
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Those gloves were made for doing naughty things.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Stoney on May 13, 2008 - 4:24pm.
*peeks in*
I just have one question.
What's a "mountie uniform?"
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Please follow link for Mountie hotness.
http://www.bearislandland.com/images/mountie.jpg
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Stoney, a Mountie is short for Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The uniform is swoon-inducing. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Resting my head on those plump tittays. The only time I've ever wished I was Mad
the DUDE! abides...
Yeah, um, I pretty much got the sex toy part...
WHAT.IS.IT?
And don't make me google that shit at work, lol.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Jaded - the original on May 13, 2008 - 4:20pm.
I do declare, Mrs. Kravitz, I believe you have the vapors.
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That almost made me shit my legs off. Did you see that conversation between Michael Jackson and Sanjaya? The vapours. Hahahahah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziSuXpEaiwE
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 13, 2008 - 4:24pm.
OK, put 'em on the glass.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!