Tuesday, May 13th 2008
Maddox Looks Comfortable
Chichis are better than pillows. I'm gayer than a pair of giant pink bunny slippers and I still like taking chichi naps. It's better than Arby's horsey sauce. Brad looks like he could use a nap on those chichis. The bitch looks tired.
Pax is thinking, "Why did they do this to my hair?" Maddox is thinking, "Yeah, I got this."
Here's Maddox and his court on a yacht in Monaco today.
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Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 -Thank you, dear. I did it yesterday amidst all the craziness in Afternoon Crumbs.
If you saw a man in one of those, you'd be mounting the mountie.
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OH. MY. GOD. Best Line ever. "I mounted a Mountie." You friggin' genius. Eh.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Stoney on May 13, 2008 - 4:24pm.
*peeks in*
I just have one question.
What's a "mountie uniform?"
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It's a sex toy for LCT.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 1:16pm
I disagree- not the same writing style. There ARE other idiots, you know.....
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I'm not going by the writing style. ;-) Shhhh....
......that is your right mrsk......let's not go there though, ok? I didn't name any names....
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
TV -D and I've seen worse?
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
LCT, that was wicked and brought a tear to my glass eye.
*swigs Screech*
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But then again, what do I know?
*peeks in*
I just have one question.
What's a "mountie uniform?"
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
he cut someone off from starting with her again.
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I disagree! :)
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Santa Imelda
This is for you islandgirl:
Eh Dare,
I am not a roofer or, a fisherman, and I am not collecting Pogey.
I don't live in a rented house with 4 udder newfie friends.
I don't eat Moose meat every day and I don't drive a Ski-doo.
And I don't know Barry, Jimmy or Glenn from Grand Falls although I am certain they are good folk.
I drink Screech or Beer- or anything with a percent of alcohol.
I believe in open bars everywhere, and I pronounce it "turbitt", not "turbo".
I can proudly fly my province's flag in the back window of my pickup.
A toque is a hat. Fried bologna is a meal.
And the COD is a proud and noble FISH!
And it is pronounced TREE, not THREE....TREE!
Newfoundland is the last member of confederation,
the 1st province of fishing, and the best part of the Atlantic ocean!
My name is islandgirl!
And I is a Newfie!
Bye!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Kiddies, don't forget about motorcycle policemen! It is the boots that just do it for me...makes me want to put spurs on them
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
This thread is like a black hole.....it keeps 'pulling me' in! LMAO - you are all hilarious!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Rick Mercer is gay?
I don't believe it. You bitches are evil whore liars!!!!!
*throws self down on divan*
I do declare, Mrs. Kravitz, I believe you have the vapors.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 13, 2008 - 4:15pm.
How big, and what direction do they point?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Oh gentle redeemer, LCT--- I am going to wet myself. I dare not unleash the Newfie Ebonics. That would require a translator.
Much like Angie's United Nations brood. See how I cleverly roped that one back in?
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Let's go get a bear in the burr! I is not a Newfie.
If she adopts a Canadian I'm boycotting.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 13, 2008 - 1:16pm
I disagree- not the same writing style. There ARE other idiots, you know.....
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
I don't think FLA's first language is english, nor did he/she complete 3rd grade.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! NO LA, NO LA, NO LA, NO LA, NO LA, NO LA, NO LA, NO LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DOES HAPPY DANCE*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Rick Mercer is gay?
I don't believe it. You bitches are evil whore liars!!!!!
*throws self down on divan*
He's the only man I've ever loved!!!!!
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I felt that way too. I spent more hours than I care to admit Googling it to find out if it was true. Alas, it is. And I don't think he's an on-the-fence kind of guy either.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:12pm.
HAHAHAHA niiiice name change. Very impressive.
I swear if I saw a man in one of those it'd be GAME OVER for him.
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Thank you, dear. I did it yesterday amidst all the craziness in Afternoon Crumbs.
If you saw a man in one of those, you'd be mounting the mountie.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Jaded - the original on May 13, 2008 - 3:15pm.
He doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
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Hey, bubba! Maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed, but maybe one of the biggest? And I don't mean in the penile way, either.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Why can't they ever take all the kids out at once? Why only one or two at a time? I want to see how this twat lipped bitch handles twins.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Aw fuck, that's fuckin funny! It reminds me of a scene from Boondock Saints…
"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
fuck!"
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That movie is so awesome. There were so many eff bombs in that move. I'd say they said it as much as The Dude says 'man' in The Big Lebowski.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Rick Mercer is gay?
I don't believe it. You bitches are evil whore liars!!!!!
*throws self down on divan*
He's the only man I've ever loved!!!!!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Santa Imelda
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
M.E.:
LA promised last night to TV that she would not post for the rest of the week, after he defended her last night. Basically, it had finally quieted down after 6 hours of bullshit, and he cut someone off from starting with her again. She said since he was so nice to her, she was going to do something nice for him.
Enjoy a few LA free days y'all....if she keeps her word.... (If you are reading this LA, keep your word -winks-)
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Um, UWishalina = LoveAngelina.
FuckingLoveAngelina on May 13, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Jennifer Anniston has nice breasts on chest and i like that for she likes herb gardens like Boswalla and Taco Mom and Sweetsass And KDRACOFAN?
I DID IT KDRACOFAN! I TYE YOU RITE! HAW HAW! You have apple times in garden?
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OMG I am dying here! bawwahhhaaahhhaaahhaaaa!
I am proud of you! You did it!
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:13pm.
LCT - Oh come one. I've got a drink in me. I'm ready for the battle royal.
Huh, royale with cheese??
Hmmm...I'm hungry for some SLJ...
I'm going ethnic tonight.
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Ok. In that case, bring it on.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Ok kids, I've got a run for awhile - may be back later!
It's been a real pleasure, eh?
(Like a typical Canadian, I apologize for not staying on topic and not going to the "Hosehead" forum to discuss such delicacies as beaver tails.)
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
TV's a guy, right? I feel like flashing him the titt-ays in thanks.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Oh gentle redeemer, LCT--- I am going to wet myself. I dare not unleash the Newfie Ebonics. That would require a translator.
Much like Angie's United Nations brood. See how I cleverly roped that one back in?
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But then again, what do I know?
**waving** Uvula.
Sorry, goils - I just don't see what all the fuss is about Brad Shit.
I have never found him attractive.
He doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Has LA been here to unleash the fury???
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NO! but there was a 'new' user doing her job earlier....lol
M.E.:
LA promised last night to TV that she would not post for the rest of the week, after he defended her last night. Basically, it had finally quieted down after 6 hours of bullshit, and he cut someone off from starting with her again. She said since he was so nice to her, she was going to do something nice for him.
Enjoy a few LA free days y'all....if she keeps her word.... (If you are reading this LA, keep your word -winks-)
“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
LovesCarrottopalina
"Who the fuck do you fucking think you're talking to you dumb bitch ho? You think know me? You don't know fucking shit me so shut the fuck up ho."
Aw fuck, that's fuckin funny! It reminds me of a scene from Boondock Saints…
"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
fuck!"
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Jennifer Anniston has nice breasts on chest and i like that for she likes herb gardens like Boswalla and Taco Mom and Sweetsass And KDRACOFAN?
I DID IT KDRACOFAN! I TYE YOU RITE! HAW HAW! You have apple times in garden?
SE THIS IS NICE TIMES! Boswalla fucking does love Angelina AND Anniston breast and Womens here!
PIECE IS GOOD!
I am here in town of north state of york in mountains! NEWBURG! Are burgs are new!
M.E.,
JHC she is at school!
Hahahaha
Submitted by YrMom8TheTacolina on May 13, 2008 - 4:12pm.
lol...a mountie uniform for sex...how very apropos!
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HAHAHAHA niiiice name change. Very impressive.
I swear if I saw a man in one of those it'd be GAME OVER for him.
The C Word: Word.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
LCT - Oh come one. I've got a drink in me. I'm ready for the battle royal.
Huh, royale with cheese??
Hmmm...I'm hungry for some SLJ...
I'm going ethnic tonight.
C word, it would be a match made in heaven!! Although I'm not sure who would win in a snark contest.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LCT, C word and EEG...
Touque! Back bacon!
(pardon me, my Tourette's is acting up again...)
And before I get my ass handed to me for that, it was a JOKE!
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Hahahahaha toque. I remember going to the States once and complimenting someone on their toque and the look I got was absolutely PRICELESS. I left my toque on the chesterfield!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Oh my GOD I went into a sex store once and they had a mountie unniform for guys and it was so sexy I nearly needed alone time right there.
EH!
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lol...a mountie uniform for sex...how very apropos!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Oh my GOD I went into a sex store once and they had a mountie unniform for guys and it was so sexy I nearly needed alone time right there.
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Gotta get me one of those so the s.o. and I can play "Dudley Do-right"!
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Submitted by M.E. on May 13, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Has LA been here to unleash the fury???
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't ALERT her!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
@islandgirl
If Rick Mercer was single, I'd suggest fixing him up with MK - whatta pair that would make!
(poutine, 2-4...)
OnT: Who are these people?
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Awww, it's like the whole damn family is here!
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
JADED!!!! I gots the email, just haven't responded yet.
Sorry. :o(
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Submitted by The C word on May 13, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Got my red uniform on right now, eh?
Just changed outta my lumberjacket....
Mmmmmm, Ice Capps...better not introduce Brit-Brit to those.
Eh?
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Oh my GOD I went into a sex store once and they had a mountie unniform for guys and it was so sexy I nearly needed alone time right there.
EH!
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Has LA been here to unleash the fury???
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Pot calling the kettle black? Fucking volcano calling the earth's core hot. - LCT 5/12/08
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 4:07pm.
by Jaded - the original on May 13, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 13, 2008 - 3:33pm.
It's nice to see we have a new loonie...welcome loonie tunes!
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Did I hear the word "Loonie Tunes".
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*Rubbing eyes* Jaded?! Is that REALLY you!?
WOOHOO....singing "we are tiny we are toonie...we all a little loonie...
LMAO!!
*waving* KD and M.E.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 13, 2008 - 4:02pm.
If it's good enough for ♥Rick Mercer♥, it's good enough for me.
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Mrs. K., you probably already knew this, but he has a book out entitled (appropriately enough), "The Book", featuring his rants. I saw it in an airport the other day but didn't have enough time to get it.
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But then again, what do I know?
Oh yeah, LCT...YES...RIGHT THERE!!! *quivers, eyes roll back in head* *rolls over and goes to sleep*