It's "Dump On Gay Al" Month!
Gay Al has taken to his MySpace to blog about his divorce to Star Jones. Gay Al has asked all of us to walk in his shoes "for a few hours." I would, but stilettos aren't my flavor. Gay Al has the calves for those things. I don't.
The post is long, so fly on over to Gay Al's fairy kingdom if you want to read the whole thing. Here's parts of it:
Dear Friends: If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like “Dump on Al Month.” And I’m not having fun yet. I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, my sexuality, my career and my integrity. The media has barraged me (at my home), my friends, my family(including my 79 year old mother), my college classmates, my students and my professional colleagues. Yet, despite this intense level of provocation, I have said nothing. My Publicist has put out a one sentence statement: “We’re taking the high road.” And we have and will continue on that path. As much as I want to defend myself, it seems like a silly and futile exercise. It’s clear that the media doesn’t want to let the truth get in the way of a good story. I hate to ruin their fun. I take great comfort in the fact that my loved ones and those people who really know me continue to love and respect me. Thank you “all” for the endless emails, phone calls and words of encouragement. I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn’t work.
What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.
I'm pretty sure it's "Dump on Al Day" once a month at The Loading Zone in Miami.
Aww...poor Gay Al! He has a friend in me. If homegirl ever called me crying, because his 12-man tag team party ran out of lube, I'd immediately drop my pancake sandwich and head on over with a fresh cup of WET for him to borrow. That's what friends are for.
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islandgirl♥ - Paul Simon, yes!!!! Al's soft in the middle 'cuz he's been with a female all this time. Give him a minute. ;)
"And if you see me, just call me Al"
I bet someone called Gay Al! lmao
MK you see what do to us? lol
"A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard...."
You can call him Al!!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by The C word on May 13, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Pfft...he wishes it was 'Take a dump on Gay Al month".
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"Take a dump in Gay Al mouth."
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
I would, but stilettos aren't my flavor. Gay Al has the calves for those things. I don't.
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Bwahahaha!!!!
I don't know gay al but i know star jones is a real bitch so i'm on his side....
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
"What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So…..Please don’t try to define me; don’t try to categorize me; and most of all, don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al."
- Or we can call you John Mayer. Douche.
Take A Dump On Gay Al sounds like carnival fodder right there.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@LovesCarrottopalina:
Love the new avie (and you too, DebFrmHell!)
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Pfft...he wishes it was 'Take a dump on Gay Al" month.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
PS, by putting yourself in the public eye and then public whining about how invasive people can be, that does not mean you're anywhere near taking the high road.
Taking the high road would be shutting the eff up and admitting you like dinks in your bum.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
Mkay for reals tho... who is talking about his ho ass? Nobody cares about him, Star Jones, or their SHAM of a marriage. He should just be thankful that somebody is talking about his ass and give anybody who talks shit 2 snaps in a Z formation and call it a day.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
I started reading this mess but I started to fall....*drooling* whaaat?....zzzzz....
Take a Dump on Al month. Hee!
Dude, you married the hosebeast, what do you expect?
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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But then again, what do I know?
I have never heard so much 'pity me' wining in all my life. You got yourself into this mess asshole, time to shut your trap and put up with it.
What an insanely whiny bitch this man is.
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-When you are fills up with so much love there is no rooms for spellings.
-I translate myself as poor times happen in my wallet.
-She sey BUTT FLAP BITCH EAT MY OATMEAL!
His crazy eyes freak me out. He and Star made the perfect mutant couple.
Ok Al, you got it. I don't think you are a gay gigolo anymore. You convinced me.
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
illllll he has such a friggin chester cheeta chedder cheese face!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis