Tuesday, May 13th 2008

This Is What Happens When You Hang With Wino

Amy Wino and her friend and guitarist, Kristian Marr, arrived at her house late last night from the country. Kristian was asleep in the car, so Wino decided to leave him there and she went inside. Kristian woke up a little while later and instead of going on home, he broke into Wino's garage. He curled up and tried to get some sleep on her garage floor, but was interrupted by the fuzz.

He told them he was staying with Wino. They tried to reach Wino, but her ass was dead asleep. Kristian is Sadie Frost's boyfriend and he tried to contact her too, but she was also busy getting her beauty sleep. When crackheads finally fall asleep, they sleep for real.

Kristian was finally taken off to the police station. I blame Wino. You know she gave him some of that bad shit. The kind of bad shit that only Wino can handle. I swear, crackies do the strangest things.

Here's more pics of crackie Kristian getting busted by the police and also some pics of Wino walking around barefoot earlier yesterday. The hive is growing. It's aaaaaaalive!

Posted by: Michael K


pomegranate's picture

It's sad and pathetic and funny at the same time. These people remind me of "Lord of the Flies", epecially the pics from the other day in the park. They just live like wild animals.

I don't know how much longer Wino's going to last. She'll be a legend, that's for sure.

Shades of Britney. This woman is crying for help and only the paps are listening.

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soul's picture

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Amy put stilts on that hive; and leaves the boys behind.crash hereLOL

tangerine's picture

Those Brits can sure party! Lol, I dated a Brit and he was 44 and still drinking with the best of them! I also saw him do a line of coke. Crazy.

M.E.'s picture

WOW, shocking, Wino's friends are crackheads.

What a revelation.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 6:47pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 3:45pm.
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And not only would they sigh, it would be very beleaguered, with perhaps a few, "tsk, tsks" thrown in for good measure. Because then he would know that those Bobbies were really miffed.

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RJII's picture

how stupid are Americans?? We gave a whole bunch of Grammies to this living breathing crack rock. I'm w/ George Lopez on this matter - WTF?.

And that nappy bee hive weave is filthy.

SpunkyBrewster's picture

Trainspotting 2008 :S

tonicbitch's picture

*prays for speeding dump truck in the last photo*

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Richard Strangdog's picture

It's the Cracktacular Life of Amy Winehouse, starring The Leaning Tower of Weave!!!

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M.E.'s picture

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Barefoot crackhead on the loose!

suze's picture

How'd the police know to show up?
Paps must've called them.
What's they charge him with? Break and enter?
Geez - he turned up in her car.

I'm surprised her feet aren't filthier than they are.

I'm bored with you now.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 3:45pm.

Actually, because he was a bit bad, they asked if he wouldn't mind drinking it black. If he protested even a little, they were fully prepared to relent (with a sigh).

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 6:43pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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And his Earl Grey tea with one lump, no cream.

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Look how dirty he is, damn!!!!. I swear I will never ever do drugs because I don't want to end up dirty and fucked up as these morons.

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 13, 2008 - 3:41pm.

He requested something around 9 a.m.-ish, no earlier than 8.

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SkyBitch's picture

OMG, her "hair"!!!!! WTF? Is she moving several kilos of dope or what?

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 13, 2008 - 6:40pm.

The Brits are so civilized. In most large US cities, they'd be cracking the guy over the head while handcuffed. The British cop is holding the door for him.
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That's because he made an appointment.

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The Brits are so civilized. In most large US cities, they'd be cracking the guy over the head while handcuffed. The British cop is holding the door for him.

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mike's picture

Is Kristian Marr related to Johnny Marr? I'm too lazy to search the web.

Angelina Jolie's road to superstar looks:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007807.html

seras's picture

I am so sick of looking at this cracked out mess.

The C word's picture

I knew a guy who did this in high school...except he broke into the neighbour's garage.

He didn't get charged and the police drove him home.

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EmmaB's picture

So do the press just sit outside Amy's home and wait for her to do crackheady type stuff?

Soy's picture

What a fucking nightmare. Get her personal life out of the tabloids already.
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LovesCarrottopalina's picture

Is that a puddle of puke by his head? Classy.

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