Shopping For Mimi
Mimi's new bitch, Nick Cannon, was out shopping at Beverly Hills Kitty yesterday. Mimi probably can't cum without her favorite Hello Kitty stuffed animal. She likes to caress it's cheek when she's hitting the big one. Wait till she asks him to get her Hello Kitty brand tampons. It's the least Nick Cannon can do for her. He was a couple of seasons away from starring in a Vh1 reality dating show and she saved him!
The couple are still celebrating their shotgun wedding. UsWeekly reports that they threw another wedding party at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA last night. The park closed to the public at 6pm for Mimi's classy affair. That sucks. I found joy in picturing Mimi standing in an hour-long line for Colossus.
The theme park was decorated in pink and purple and a banner read: "Mariah and Nick - A Love Story." A barf story is more like it!
Wenn
What a joke. Surely this is all another prank by that douche Ashton?
He isn't her husband, he is just a beat-down personal assistant to her. He probably rubs her feet with Amber Romance Victoria Secret Creme all day and gets slapped when he dares to cross over the big ass body pillow she splits her bed down the middle with.
after nick leave the "hello kitty" store, his next stop will probably be the "forever 21" store to get a tight, slutty dress in two sizes small for mimi to squeeze into...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 14, 2008 - 1:47pm.
So now he wears a full suit all the time? Who does he think he is...Farnsworth Bentley?
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Hahaha, I bet he has on Hello Kitty undies, though. And uses a matching umbrella.
PS... Haven't seen you around for awhile!
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But then again, what do I know?
So now he wears a full suit all the time? Who does he think he is...Farnsworth Bentley?
They're in my town!
That is so sweet.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
That sure is not a thoughtful gift, because it's not like we all didn't know what makes Mimi's panties wet, well, that and tween slut clothes.
It must be so awkward to buy your wife wedding gifts with her own money
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
I am LMAO here, thinking of Mimi running around Magic Mountain in stilettos......
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
EW they were in Valencia last night??
SO glad I wasn't home for that shit...
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Mariah must love his ass because there is no way in hell I would've taken an engagement that he gave to another bitch, love the Hello Kitty bookbag though.
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Enough with the engagement ring already, she got a NEW ring - custom made, Jacob even said so himself (and seeing he made it, he should know). Also, they do have a prenup. Mimi may be crazy, but she's not stupid about her money.
Regarding Nick, he will always be this to me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NEPFM8d87I
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Selita's people already said that the ring was returned to Nick, who then took it to Jacob to have t modified. Either way you cut it, it's the same damn ring. But can you really blame him? It's 2.5 million. I don't care how well he's Wild'n'Out, 2.5 million dollars is still 2.5 million dollars.
And since Jacob isn't exactly on the up and up, who the hell would believe a word he says any damn way?
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
I thought the photos of Nick browsing for laxatives would have made it on Dlisted before these. Hmmm.
I wonder if Nick bought some Hello Kitty for Men for himself while there. Boxers perhaps.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
I see Mimi finally found someone on her maturity level. Good for her. (rolling eyes)
Sheeps, "Kitty whipped"....hahahhahaha
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“The second thing I realize is, you can pretty much bet all you own that I would never leave another voice mail message for my daughter that wasn’t just like something out of a Rodgers & Hammerstein score" - Alec Baldwin
ahhahhahaa! Nick better get VERY comfortable in that Hello Kitty store. I hope he accepted their in-house Hello Kitty credit line... just to make things more convenient for himself. Maybe they have some sort of Hello Kitty punch card, like after you buy 29 Hello Kitty tchotchkes, you get the 30th half-off. He's going to need it.
Sheeps: errrrrrr yes yes yes...then! lol
Submitted by kdracofan on May 14, 2008 - 7:15am.
Your ex-BF in junior high? That's fine.
A Hello Kitty dildo? Oooo that's not right! that's sacriligious!
O and Sheeps: my ex-bf's used to buy me silly H.K. stuff...O wait: did I just admit I love H.K.?
Poo.
Immature.
ISMU - Are you crazy?? Mimoo doesn't allow boy colors in her unicorn and rainbow mansion. That's so icky! lol
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
If he's not whipped, he sure is ghey. You go to Hello Kitty to buy junk for your kids, not your wife.
@ Your Mom - True. Maybe Mimi can build him a manly Batman boy's room so he doesn't have to #2 surrounded by pink and fluff?
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by The C word on May 14, 2008 - 6:17am.
Well, thank you, but the verb should be "sink."
You just KNOW that Mimi is ordering Nick around like a servant!!! I give this 6 months before he tires of her diva ass.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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@ISMU - You'd be constipated too if you had to take a dump in a Hello Kitty bathroom :D
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 14, 2008 - 9:36am.
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Mabel, that is hilarious! Flashlight, indeed. And I find it best to laugh off a lot of things in life. Words to live by!
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But then again, what do I know?
Yes, Mimoo! Spend it up for your monumentous nuptuals--spare no expense! You deserve it! You're a STAR!
And meanwhile, in other countries where people are starving and being massacred left and right...
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
TMZ has a picture of him standing in front of a shelf of laxatives. Dude is WHIPPED.
Or horribly constipated.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by von3248 on May 14, 2008 - 8:28am.
Submitted by Chimp on May 14, 2008 - 8:11am.
hope Mimi doesn't end up shaving her head and smashing cars with umbrellas
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Am I sick for hoping that she does?
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No you are not, that actually means you are sane.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I am sure moomoo owns all those HK items...I still can't believe they are married.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Mariah must love his ass because there is no way in hell I would've taken an engagement that he gave to another bitch, love the Hello Kitty bookbag though.
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Enough with the engagement ring already, she got a NEW ring - custom made, Jacob even said so himself (and seeing he made it, he should know). Also, they do have a prenup. Mimi may be crazy, but she's not stupid about her money.
Regarding Nick, he will always be this to me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NEPFM8d87I
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
Mimi needs to grow up already-her obsession with Hello Kitty, butterflies and colors are bordering idiotic.
Mimi was on Ellen yesterday-she told Ellen Nick "custom designed" her ring just for her. Whateva denial helps you get through the day, Mimi!
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God be with you, dumbass.
I bought a Hello Kitty vibrator from a mail order house in Japan six years ago. My teenagers rummage through my room continuously, and when my kids recently teased me about "Hello Kitty", alluding to the fact that they had discovered the vibrator, my response was merely to laugh it off. In a moment of mock betrayal, my son looked me right in the eye and said, "When I was 8 years old you told me that was a FLASHLIGHT!!"
I was LMAO!!! (because it's true.)
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle.
--Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Chimp on May 14, 2008 - 8:11am.
hope Mimi doesn't end up shaving her head and smashing cars with umbrellas
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Am I sick for hoping that she does?
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 14, 2008 - 8:05am.
Psh. Bitch is missing out on the hotness that is Kerokerokeroppi by being so into Hello Kitty.
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LOL, I can't stop laughing at that, and I am remembering all the other characters like Pochacho the cool k-9.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
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Submitted by Chimp on May 14, 2008 - 8:11am.
EXACLTY! :)
I said hello, KITTY,......well, hello, KITTY
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Youre lookin swell, KITTY.......i can tell, KITTY
Youre still glowin...youre still crowin...youre still goin strong
Nick might as well be on Broadway with Hello Kitty the musical.so sad, so done.
Like Mariah would stand that big ass in them long ass lines. Shit, if I had her money I would pay to shut down the park to. That is if Us weekly isn't making the Six Flags thing up.
I am still shocked these two got hitched. Mariah must love his ass because there is no way in hell I would've taken an engagement that he gave to another bitch, love the Hello Kitty bookbag though.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 9:08am.
You're mentally stealing my jokes?? (Morning....)
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Morning Sheeps! I am truly honoured to know that, on rare occasion, I can rise to your level.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
When did this tard start wearing suits?
Just kidding... that would be implying I've noticed him or his clothing choices in the past.
Maybe he should buy her some bras and clothing that ACTUALLY fit... just sayin'.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
2 words... Black K-Fed!
hope Mimi doesn't end up shaving her head and smashing cars with umbrellas...
What a fucking tool
Submitted by The C word on May 14, 2008 - 6:00am.
I see she has him dressing in pink too - can you say "Hello Kitty-whipped"?
You're mentally stealing my jokes?? (Morning....)
She's demented and he's a deseperate celebutard. Can't wait for the 911 tape to be released after this marriage ends.
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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story
Psh. Bitch is missing out on the hotness that is Kerokerokeroppi by being so into Hello Kitty.
I think it's totally weird that he's bought into her bizarro-ness hook, line and sinker.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
It says so much about their relationship, and Mariah, that he is shopping in a childrens' store for her.
Schmuck schmuckidy schmuck.
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"YEW DONT EVEN GNOME ME!" -FLA
Hello Kitty condoms, Hello Kitty dildos, Hello Kitty bong, Hello Kitty gun...*bang*
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
This was a smart move for both of them (except for not having a pre-nup on M.C.'s part):
By having such an out-of-the-blue, bizarro wedding on a whim, they will be the subject of intense media scruitiny (sp?) for at least the next two years because everyone is waiting for the first sign that they are having trouble. I mean, since when does Nick Cannon shopping at "Hello Kitty" warrant a blitz of papparazzi photos and postings on gossip blogs?
I have to admit that I have a vague curiousity about these two myself...how long before they call it splits.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
He looks like a pimp daddy with all of that pink on, too.
Ew, I thought people only wore that to Proms.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan