Shopping For Mimi
Mimi's new bitch, Nick Cannon, was out shopping at Beverly Hills Kitty yesterday. Mimi probably can't cum without her favorite Hello Kitty stuffed animal. She likes to caress it's cheek when she's hitting the big one. Wait till she asks him to get her Hello Kitty brand tampons. It's the least Nick Cannon can do for her. He was a couple of seasons away from starring in a Vh1 reality dating show and she saved him!
The couple are still celebrating their shotgun wedding. UsWeekly reports that they threw another wedding party at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA last night. The park closed to the public at 6pm for Mimi's classy affair. That sucks. I found joy in picturing Mimi standing in an hour-long line for Colossus.
The theme park was decorated in pink and purple and a banner read: "Mariah and Nick - A Love Story." A barf story is more like it!
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profille on millionairedatingsite"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
aahahahha. i love that she sends him to sanrio surprises. she's probably the only reason they're still in business.
Nick, chances are she probably has that already.
I see she has him dressing in pink too - can you say "Hello Kitty-whipped"?
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
A week ago this moron couldn't get arrested if he was holding a smoking gun in front of a bank.
I bet Mooriah makes him wear Miss Kitty boxer shorts while dancing to her songs at home.
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OMFG. How tacky and annoying.
I want theme parks to close down for me when I'm coming.
That shouldn't be allowed.
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