Wednesday, May 14th 2008

TOXIC

Ladies and hobags, you are witnessing a new deadly and toxic super disease being born. You should feel grateful that you are watching history in the making. Unfortunately, this new super skank disease will take us all out within the next 72 hours. Oh well! It was swell knowing you.

Seriously, Wino needs to step off my Dreamboat! She can't give him what I can. Actually, she can give him a snatch full of crack. She wins. I can't compete with that shit.

This image can also be used for D.A.R.E.'s summer ad campaign. No words are necessary. This picture is enough to make junkies flee to their nearest methadone clinic.

Wino and Dreamy shared a kiss of mass destruction outside of her house last night. We're doomed.

Posted by: Michael K


original putas's picture

She looks dead and buried. Its a wonder she can even walk.

soul's picture

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they're a match made in heven! i hope they stay together 4ever.*coughsmile*

Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 7:36am.

Astile undoubtedly will be emulating daddy in about 8 short years.

thehoustongirl's picture

OMG! *awaits Christine The Hoff's reply* LOL

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missy's picture

aw, I love these freaks ♥♥
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.

IG: You can see his son's name, "Astile," on his neck.
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I noticed that, and as a matter of fact I was just about to mention it. Skeery! It's amazing that it can actually be deciphered with all that grime on top of it.

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But then again, what do I know?

Is it just me, or do the two of them look like they need a bath?

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 14, 2008 - 10:33am.
Ewwww! could you imagine the amount of bad breath right there. Yucko!
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Would bad breath cancel out bad breath? If both of them had bad breath would they notice they each had bad breath? Or would it be like the colliding spells in Sleeping Beauty where, when they meet, it turns into one giant mess of gross and it's all over?

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This post gave me the scabies.

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Accidental Sexiness's picture

FINALLY! A couple that makes sense!
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ChubbyWubby's picture

MK You are the greatest! I'm laughing so hard it hurts!!!

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IG: You can see his son's name, "Astile," on his neck.

Rishkin's picture

Ewwww! could you imagine the amount of bad breath right there. Yucko!

LovesCarrottopalina's picture

I'm confused. What about BLAAAAAAAAAAAKE?

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Mrs. Nordy's picture

I need a bath and good exfoliant after seeing the germs and dirty body oils. Oh, and the BREATH! can u imagine????

yolie's picture

No Freaking way!

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 10:24am.
I wonder if he slipped her the tongue? Meanwhile, Blaaaake is in gaol, making friends with Ben Dover. OK, I just made myself ill.
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Nasty!

These two remind me of two mangy dogs sniffing each other out.

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Two Drink Min's picture

Ugh, I can imagine the odors...

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Submitted by The C word on May 14, 2008 - 10:21am.
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I wonder if he slipped her the tongue? Meanwhile, Blaaaake is in gaol, making friends with Ben Dover. OK, I just made myself ill.

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But then again, what do I know?

LOVE ANGELINA's picture

LOL MK, they're gonna create some shit like in 28 Days Later. LOL, then we'll all be "the infected." This is gross though...I thought they had full on kiss thank goodness that ain't the case.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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kdracofan's picture

Someone tell Bush we found our 'weapons of mass destruction'

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I'm terrified.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

These pix are nicely juxtaposed with those yesterday where Pete's prattling on about being sober. At least he's not asleep in the garage.

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To Wino:

Girl, I hope you Die already. You seemed like you gave up long time ago. Are you doing this for attention? oh poor you! If you don't I hope you speed it up and Die Tomorrow. You are a waste for Humanity.

PS: Hundres of Thousands Died in Asia (Myanmar,China )This week. And Here is Wino, a once Talented lady wasting her life in front of us.....Wino, Do us a favor and die sooner.....

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 10:17am.
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A cracked out succubus!!

And I'm still laughing about yesterday, I even dreamed about Tim Horton's last night. :)
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I'm drinking a Timmy's as we speak...and yesterday was fun, wasn't it?

OnT: Amy looks confused because she thinks this is actually her Blaaaakie and is wondering when he got out of the chokey...

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

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THIS ladies and gentlemen is the 8th Sign!

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oklahoma's picture

If she even enjoying that?? She looks confused, Maybe she hasn't had her morning high.. I look like that too when I'm out of junk.. Poor thing.. there there.. *pats back*

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Submitted by Candy Lynn on May 14, 2008 - 10:15am.

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

The wino news is BORING....she's ugly and there's nothing that interest me about her. I hope she DIES already, so we can have more spaces for other interesting peeps.

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Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionairedating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.

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Submitted by The C word on May 14, 2008 - 10:14am.
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A cracked out succubus!!

And I'm still laughing about yesterday, I even dreamed about Tim Horton's last night. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

The perfect couple!!!!

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

The wino news is BORING....she's ugly and there's nothing that interest me about her. I hope she DIES already, so we can have more spaces for other interesting peeps.

mike's picture

Isn't this how '28 Days' or whatever started?

putsomestankonit's picture

Does Dreamboat keep his stash in a hollowed out bible?

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Fifi La Rue's picture

LOL, I love Amy but she looks like hell! Girl needs to wash

justice's picture

There's one thing I NEVER wanted to see in my lifetime on this planet. However, MK has seen fit to post it up!!

So glad it's the end of the day here... but then.. nightmares! Nastiest pic of the century (along with almost any of Skankis Hilton)

MK!!! WHY??

--thanks awfully--

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 10:11am.
He's not kissing her, he's checking for nits.
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LOL - I was thinking the same thing but "....he's trying to suck any remaining crack residue".

Eh. ;)
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Green Is Good's picture

That wig must stink like week-old Lox.

loric's picture

It's too early for this, MK. They both look like they are in a contest for who can look the dirtiest and smell the worst.

I think it's a tie.

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God be with you, dumbass.

putsomestankonit's picture

What in the holy fuck is going on here? So much for a clean living Dreamboat. They both look like the living dead in these pictures.

And could a Hazmat team please hose them down?

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Never fall in love with an Englishman. They will charm you, steal your heart then stomp all over you. Worst of all they are immune to your pain suffering and tears. ~ Based on a true story

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Fucking hell. I feel like I need to go to the vet for shots after seeing those.

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TobyDog's picture

Ewwwwwwwww they make britney look top shelf

Life's a b!tch and so am I.

islandgirl's picture

He's not kissing her, he's checking for nits. And that last thumbnail is glorious.

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Miss Priss's picture

He'll try to hit that with a shovel

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