One-Sided Love
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were caught kissing backstage at one of his concerts in Orlando last night. A source told People that Jenny was backstage during the show and John came back to kiss her before his encore of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty. Free Fallin?! Cue band! "And I'm free, free fallin, yeaaaaah I'm freee..." I don't ever want to hear John sing that shit.
OK! claims that this is more of a casual thing for John. A friend said that John just can't stay faithful. The source said, “John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one. But he also said he’s categorizing this as a summer fling for now.”
DUH! Jen is already picking out her wedding invitation paper. She's also turning her home office into a nursery. Shit, she probably already bought their side-by-side burial plots. Mayer, just lie to her. Lie to her!
Below are some pics of Jenny and Johnny leaving Miami for Orlando a few days ago. Johnny is handling her dog. You know what that means! Yeah, it just means he's handling her dog.
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Hey, if Bradley could carry baby bottles in his pocket and orphans on his hip within 2 months of dating Jolie - why shouldn't John watch Jen's dog? People, you need to all back off Jen. Stop acting as though she has no worth without a marriage or a child. We don't live in the 50's anymore. Plus, everyone has her going through a series of men within the past 3 years and yet we've only REALLY seen her with Vince. Paul was never even photographed with her, Jason Lewis never dated her, David Spade never dated her - they're friends, and one guy that worked behind the scenes had a fling with her on location. So what? John is the ONLY other guy aside from Vince that we've seen her with. Plus she looks 10x happier with John than she did with Vince. Can't anyone just get off her case? Look at your own lives and then re-think judging someone that has done NOTHING wrong. People hate her because they think she's unattractive - without some of you basing your hate on her physical appearance, I think you can't even come up with a justified reason for not liking her. Aside from jealousy.
I remember reading that John Mayer said that Angelina is the woman every man thinks of just as the woman is finishing them off. I wonder if Jennifer knows this?
I am of the opinion that Jen likes Fuck Buddies, she isn't looking for a lifetime guy, she is looking for entertainment. Her choice in guys shows that.
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Take his bicycle away.
Of course this is only a casual fling. I don't see JM settling down with any woman any time soon. The guy is an immature tool.
I won't bother commenting on her in case the loonies for any side come out lol.
Please. Any "relationship" with John Mayer should come with a two-week expiration date.
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Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 10:42am.
She should try eharmony.
- She got a Dear John letter from them rejecting her and found a real John instead.
Summer Fling?
Nice.
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I thought I'd never see it! JA w/her hair pulled off of her face. Is she crazy? She can't pull off that look. That big chin & jaw w/out the hair to hide it? Yeah, it's a fling. No man in his right mind would want those genetic traits for their offspring. If he chances it, he better pray that it's a boy.
I am not a dog person but that little guy is too flippin cute.
You know Courtney Cox and David Arquette are praying that its not a summer fling because she will be back to being their 3rd wheel. Maybe She'll get another Magazine cover telling people how Yoga and Margaritas helped ease the pain.
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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 12:23pm.
With head shape like song mans here i burry him upside down in field. Tulips grow there in spring times! BULB SHAPE HEAD!
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 12:26pm
maybe is just convinent that he get along whit the dog if he plans to have se whit her and stay the night whit him, the dog should know him, i dont read to much in to meating the dog
Submitted by devilgirl on May 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.
It really sickens me how that douchebag, John Mayer, thinks that he is such the "Ladies Man". Why do women like this fugly idiot? I can't get those photos of him in that green Borat suit out of my mind! I will say that Aniston's dog is REALLY cute though.
With head shape like song mans here i burry him upside down in field. Tulips grow there in spring times! BULB SHAPE HEAD!
It really sickens me how that douchebag, John Mayer, thinks that he is such the "Ladies Man". Why do women like this fugly idiot? I can't get those photos of him in that green Borat suit out of my mind! I will say that Aniston's dog is REALLY cute though.
The sound you're not hearing is me vomiting!
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Why would she want to bother with that manwhore, anway?. Unless she only wants a toy, because that's what he is.
Maybe it's because I don't find this douche attractive.
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That third pic made me L-O-L. Her face totally says "omg..where's John, where'd John go..?! Oh there he is, whew"
Nice dog though.
*taking notes* "Baby, you and I have a physical connection as deep as our spiritual one."
John Mayer just keeps getting better looking. Must be the hair. He used to have the Edward Scissorhands mop going on. Or maybe it was just seeing him in that Borat-bathing-suit on the boat that inched him up on the attractive scale. Good for Jen! Now maybe she'll be happy for a day or two.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 14, 2008 - 10:20am.
Well it shows they are making enormous strides to be serious.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
well the dog could like him but that does not make it serius
Just go to the feminine products aisle at the supermarket Jen, you'll find the same thing.
the DUDE! abides...
He is such a playaaa but he's gotten really hot aside from his newly perfected douche-ness.
Good for Jen. I guess.
That doggie is cute.. So well groomed..I likes!
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Yeah yioooooooo, I have a dog and if my BF and dog didn't get along, well than bye bye BF. Thats just the way it is for animal people.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I like the thunder thighs in the background. She looks bigger than Jen-Jen & Mayer put together. About these two - whatever, whatever, whatever.
If my doggie doesn't like you....buh-bye.
She is a good judge of character.
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yiooooooo,
For pet people, meeting the pets is a big deal.
My dog HATED my ex....turns out she knew better than me.
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Stockbroker, your av is getting me worked up.
Love that guy.
She should try eharmony.
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I agree, Loric. And I can think of worse things than having a smoking hot body and millions in the bank. Somedays, I'd rather just have a dog!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Anniston sure digs womanizing, useless, untalented hacks to date. She should date Dreamboat Petey.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 11:02am
what?? hanging whit somebodys dogs makes the relationship serius , wow i thoug when you met the kids or parents it meant that you are goin to spend more time whit that person it did not meant that is serius but then again this are celebrities and the dog makes it serius
I'm not a Jenloonie, but stop already with the "Poor Jen, she hasn't been happy in years" bullshit. By whose standards? Not everyone wants to be in a serious relationship constantly. I'm married and there are days I don't want to be in a serious relationship.
I think she looks healthy and happy. And Norman is a cutie!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Dramaqueen: I'd be a lot better if you do you 'know' what for meeeeeeeeeeee! *tee-heee*
A) Yawn
B) Mayer is a douche
C) Viva La Norman!
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Submitted by harlee25 on May 14, 2008 - 8:28am.
aw...poor jennifer. Her life hasn't been good for at least 3 years. thats got to suck.
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who says? Star Magazine?
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
aw...poor jennifer. Her life hasn't been good for at least 3 years. thats got to suck.
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I have to say I love tats on a guy, esp. sleeves.
(don't ask) but Mayer is ruining that for me.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 11:09am.
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Sounds like my life now. It's cool, no ties, no expectations, no pressure. Lot less pain.
kdraco! How are you, sweetie?
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Dramaqueen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*muah*
Well, I've said this before, & I know it's not the popular opinion, but I'm a Jen fan. I hope she finds someone special to share her life with.
I, too, waited a long time to date again after my divorce. I was hurt, scared, & much choosier. I hope she makes smart choices. Mayer doesn't do it for me, but I'm not in the relationship.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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She still rocks. I love her. Just saw her profile on millionairedating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site/.
That dog looks kranky! He is not amused. I wouldn't be either. If I were him, I'd be like "why can't I just lay around all day like all the other dogs! Leave me alone!"
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 8:05am.
I agree! I have gone through periods where I have just dated someone for a while because of the sex, and then I moved on......big fucking deal (no pun intended...lol)
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Jen can keep a man. Its proven. I think John is here to stay, too. These two are peas in a pod.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I think the magazine had a few writers than got too personally involved. I hope the triangle dies. I rather read dlisted, ever if the topic of discussion is liked, its not shoved down your throat.
i never really thought jen was all that hot anyway...she just got excessive media attention when she dated BP. i doubt john mayer wants left overs for dinner every night anyway.
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Nothing wrong with a summer fling!
Damn, that dog (Norman) is cute!