Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Thumb Dick
This is a Playstation 3 ad made by TBWA in Austria. This shit is not funny! You should not fuck around with peen like that! Just no. The ad replaces a hot dude's dick with a thumb. A thumb dick! I've heard of pencil dick, but thumb dick? That's a new one. The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!
Source: Gizmodo
My interpretation of ad is: you use your thumb for a gameboy or PS3, right? Thus winning gives you a mental hard on.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on May 14, 2008 - 12:18pm.
At least that is what I think that means. I agree is not that clever and kind of obscure for those who actually think with their thumbs to get.
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how useless.
that is seriously disterbing on sooo many levels!!!
K.L.
Is that a big dick in the black part in the background??
Forget the thumb-dick. Check out those lumps - looks like he has a hernia or two. The guy should see a doctor.
I am with the majority of ya. I was looking at it thinking that the man just had a skinny dick, but not until I read it did I realize it was suppose to be a thumb, but now my question is whose thumb is that long and protruding?
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Just like the PS3, this ad is dumb and useless.
PHEW! Glad i'm not the only one that don't get it.
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-"Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 14, 2008 - 5:06pm."
Oooohhhh!. Thanks for the explanation. I still think that's a pretty dumb ad and all this talk about small pencil dicks and men with them is making me feel depressed.
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Am I stupid? I don't get it! Where are these ads running?
sad penis times
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 14, 2008 - 11:43am.
And what's the point of the ad?.
I am assuming it is that you are so obssesed with playstation, that instead of thinking with your dick you think with your thumbs?
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I don't get it.
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WTF? That's what happens when guys play too many video games. Their dicks disappear from lack of action and are replaced with a thumb. Oh well, now they have an extra thumb to help them with those difficult combo moves.
Can someone 'splain this to me...I no get.
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And what's the point of the ad?.
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does PS3 know they're advertisements are so ...small?RETRACT!
WHY IN THE BLUE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS
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Is that a photoshop? I think I want to cry.
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it's like coke dick... but worse
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 14, 2008 - 12:03pm.
He would be a serial rapist if the holes in Froot Loops weren't so big.
LMFAO! ceral rapist.
Maybe he's a grower and not a shower.
I have two boys. One is a 'shower'. The other is a 'grower' without much to show!
He would be a serial rapist if the holes in Froot Loops weren't so big.
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Wow, if he has any dexterity at all, he can suck his own and pick his nose, too!
You can pick your friends and with a peen like that you CAN pick your friend's nose.
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madams., way to "look at the bright side"!
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
He's HUGE in Japan!
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Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 8:55am.
At least he's not hung like a pinkie?
hahahahaha. Stop!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 14, 2008 - 8:39am.
It's not photoshopped, that's actually a publicity still of Irish porn actor Kevin McTinypeen.
hahahaha. I love his body of work! His and Padraig O'Cock's.
At least he's not hung like a pinkie?
Dang, he's huge! (Hope I didn't say that outloud...)
LMFAO!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 11:41am.
No, I'M Kyle.
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Are you sure TV? I thought it was his brother Kyle.....
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It's not photoshopped, that's actually a publicity still of Irish porn actor Kevin McTinypeen.
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Wow, it's nice to see that
my ex finally did get a job.
Thanks, Your Mom for the vote of confidence. I did get a little paranoid! But then I saw it in the light of day and immediately felt a little less like the Grand Canyon. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 10:29am.
parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 11:27am.
I dated someone in college who had "little boy dick". I felt bad for him, and no, I did not have sex with him. Why bother?
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PSL, I once dated a grown man with "little boy dick" and didn't know it until the first time we slept together. I honestly didn't know whether or not it was in. Which could possibly say something about me... :)
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It might not, though, IG. The second guy I ever slept with (after sleeping with a the guy who took my virginity only a couple of times) was so small, I couldn't feel it either. I found it extremely pathetic.
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parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 11:27am.
I dated someone in college who had "little boy dick". I felt bad for him, and no, I did not have sex with him. Why bother?
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PSL, I once dated a grown man with "little boy dick" and didn't know it until the first time we slept together. I honestly didn't know whether or not it was in. Which could possibly say something about me... :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on May 14, 2008 - 10:25am.
In my experience the guys with the 2 inchers don't even realize it's small. It's called Small Dick Denial.
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....like he didn't know it was sickly, like the penis got small on the way to your house, he knew
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Submitted by Patricia Morgan on May 14, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 11:10am.
I'd let him go downtown...but that's about it.
LMAO! You wouldn't challenge him to a thumb war
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No, I am afraid of what would happen if he won.
I dated someone in college who had "little boy dick". I felt bad for him, and no, I did not have sex with him. Why bother?
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- Floetry "Say Yes"
I think that ad is funny! it took me a second though to figure out it was a thumb...i just thought it was an ultra small dick.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on May 14, 2008 - 10:23am.
Your Mom Ate th...
Im sorry : (
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Oh, no, don't be sorry! He hasn't traded me in for a PS3 and his junk is way bigger than a thumb!
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Submitted by fmeshia on May 14, 2008 - 11:19am.
Well I can see why his face is hidden. Who would want to be the guy famous for this ad??
I've encountered a couple of guys with two inch dicks. What the hell do those guys do? It must be awful, I guess.
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In my experience the guys with the 2 inchers don't even realize it's small. It's called Small Dick Denial.
Your Mom Ate th...
Im sorry : (
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I remember in high school when we'd have to hit the showers there were these two Asian guys that looked like they had vaginas......all you could see was pubes, the other guys gave them such a hard time....I felt sorry, little dick is sad!
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Fucking hottest ad ever
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