Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Stoners Are Funny
American Idol's resident stoner, Jason Castro, said he's not a stoner! Jason needs to stop joking and pass the joint already.
Jason told OK! Magazine, "I think that, especially with things like [Idol], people like to stereotype so easily. Just because a guy is really easy going... People have always said that [about me]. When I was younger I was real hyper and they'd think I was always drunk and I had never had a drink of alcohol until, like, last year. But the fact is I've never been high in my life!"
HA! Me neither! I've never been high in my whole entire life! My fingers started to shake when I was typing that. They were laughing at me.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck....it's a STONER!
I am facinated that NO ONE has noticed the frightning resemblence to this kid and John Travolta! They even sing out the side of thier mouths the same way. Johnny needs to check and see where all that sperm he donatated went! Cause I am thinking mama hit the bank.
Hi MK,
He's really not a stoner just kinda goofy ith a touch of ADD. He did get 1340 on his SATs and he was majoring in Construction Science at Texas A & M.
In his interviews, he's always humble, polite and respectful eventhough they must be as boring as heck.
I just like him and I down loaded all of his music from ITunes.
I used to book shows for Jason's band & then some for him and he never smoked when I saw him. I can also tell what a stoner is like in person and he definitely wasn't one.
Idk about now but he acts the same now as he did then.
Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side.
Hey you get off my cloud...
I don't know whether he's a stoner or not - and I don't give a rat's ass, either - but I do know what he def IS! Look at those eyes and tell me he's not a peen-pumper.
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Mopa's got it right:
Jason Castro is a very religious and talented individual who has not been persuing music as long as most of these other contestants.
Now, I would love to believe he is a stoner, just cause it fits, but I am from Texas and one of his youth group leaders insists to me that he doesn't smoke. (not that the youth group leader would really know, but i'm inclinded to believe him)
besides, how do you think he made it as far?.. his entire youth group was voting for him...even you have to admit michael, no stoner would stop the bong for voting on this show! No stoner would subject their sensitive ears to that crap!
Lie Teller.
Please.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
jason has been my favorite AI contestant of all AI's. he's beautiful, short, but beautiful.
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LOL. Michael, you fucking funny ass!
I'm kinda starting to think he's kinda hot!
RAWR!
LMAO- MK you are so funny.
Do you get stoned to write your posts?
They drug test the AI contestants, so I tend to believe him.
Look like duck it must be swan
STONED SWAN!
If to cut the pic off and just look from the eyes up, it looks like Minnie Driver
I've never watched AI, but I have to admit this kid is frikkin' adorable. I want to pinch his cute little cheeks!
The cheeks he smiles with, Sluts. Minds out of the gutter!
I think ITs KT might be right and he's not lying about that. He strikes me as the religious nut type. I know people like that, ugly long hair and all!
Jason was the only thing remotely different and interesting about American Idol. Besides the fact, I think he is totally hot. He was talented enough to not just be one of those people that others made fun of, like Danny Noriega or that Skunk-haired broad. I can see people not liking him because of his singing style or thinking he is a stoner due to his dreads and laid back attitude. I do think that he was something that show needed instead of the same old stereotypical people they have on the show every year.
From all I have seen in interviews of him, he actually seems like a polite, shy kind of guy. I also believe that he is pretty religious and smart, from what I have heard.
His studio version of Mr. Tamborine Man from iTunes is great, even though he flubbed a line on the show.
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I think he's perfection. Those eyes! Those lips! He was the only thing that made this season remotely interesting. Him, and Brooke's crazy-ass facial expressions. Now we're down to Mon Chi Chi, Sushimi or what-thefuck-ever her name is, and that other boring-ass dude who thinks he's already a rock star. They all sing well, but they're so fucking BORING, especially Sushimi.
I used to talk to Jason on Myspace (lol) before he was "famous" because I sort of liked the band he was in and you know, I hate to admit it but.... I thought he was really hot so I added him as my friend!
Anyway, even though he seems like a stoner... and I mean really, really seems like a stoner, from what I can remember he's super religious and I don't think he's into drinking/drugs/etc. But what do I know? That was over two years ago and he could have been corrupted.
I still love him and he really was the only reason I liked Idol this year!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
Does anybody here watch House?
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Only for Hughie. Alas, no clue who you're talking about.
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we are funny.
He does look like Lisa Edelstein!
(For those who don't watch House, she was on Seinfeld too- George's gf who made orgasm noises over the Risotto)
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Does anybody here watch House?
Kid looks exactly like Lisa Edelstein who plays Cuddy.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
I don't know how much weight the statement I am about to make carries in this argument....But, here goes:
I heard he has a full ride academic scholarship to Texas A & M.
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm more sick of this crap than I am of Beyonce.
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he'd be cuter if he cut the dreads and had a low cut ceaser.
CTH... Haha! Nice to see I'm in good company.
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But then again, what do I know?
If he and Shitney ever breed, that will be the end of civilization as we know it.
AYE
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Submitted by Patricia Morgan on May 14, 2008 - 11:32am.
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Hee hee... all in favor, say, "Aye."
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But then again, what do I know?
the dreads is what make him look diferent from all the other stoners who sing, if he cuts the dreads there is nothing memorable about him
I can't say if he's a stoner or not, but either way this guy is incredibly DUMB.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Morbidosity on May 14, 2008 - 11:22am.
GOD! I wish Britney would go crazy again. These AI topics are killing my buzz.
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I second that. It's time for a screw-up of epic proportions.
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I third that motion.
I agree CTF! I haven't watched this shit in over 2 years.....it's DONE.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
His hair looks EXACTLY like cat hairballs. That is seriously fecking gross.
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Mk, start pitying those of us who don't watch this shit.
yeah, shitnney hit someone with her car yesterday, she needs to step it up a little.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I don't know anything about this guy, but that's a funny looking picture.
Haha at, "My fingers started to shake when I was typing that. They were laughing at me."
MK♥
I’m sure it doesn’t help that his nickname is “Bogart”.
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Riiiiiiight. Also, Tommy Girl isn't gay, the Wino isn't a crackhead, Wonky McValtrex isn't an evil whore, and Asslee simpson can carry a tune.
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yeah, right...he's not fooling anyone...and i wish he'd cut those dreads. theyre disgusting.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw him on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I think this guy is fug. And annoying.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Submitted by Morbidosity on May 14, 2008 - 11:22am.
GOD! I wish Britney would go crazy again. These AI topics are killing my buzz.
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I second that. It's time for a screw-up of epic proportions.
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But then again, what do I know?
GOD! I wish Britney would go crazy again. These AI topics are killing my buzz.
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