You see that little ring Halle Berry is sporting? Some say it's an engagement ring from her hot sperm donor, Gabriel Aubry. Sources say Gabriel proposed to Halle with his grandmother's ring, because he felt the time is right.

A source told Showbiz Spy, "Gabriel felt the time was right to propose. He gave her the family heirloom because he wanted to show her how much she means to him, and how she will be accepted into the Aubry family." Uh huh and he'll be accepted into the Berry fortune!

If I was Halle Berry - Well, if I was Halle Berry I would spend a few hours playing with my chichis in the mirror. After I finished with that, I would head on over to KMart and pick up a bike lock. I'd immediately fasten that lock over Gabriel's dick! She better put it in the prenup that Gabriel must wear a dick lock at all times.

Even better, Halle should contact Playstation 3 to have Gabriel's hot dick replaced with one of those thumb dicks. The sexiest thing he can do with a thumb dick is participate in a thumb wrestling match.



DebFrmHell's picture

Man looks awesome in anything, just like Halle Berry...but has anyone ever heard his voice? Is he a Minnie Mouse?

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gucci's picture

I wish her and gary all the luck in the world. if the engagement rumors are true that is. but if not, then i hope they stay together.

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire & celebrity dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Puggles's picture

Yawn. Who really cares about either of these two. I sure don't.

walker's picture

I just want to see their hot baby. You know that baby is hot.

RJII's picture

don't do it girl, you suck at marriage.

Devore's picture

she dont want his ass, ill take him.

HE is DIVINE.

also want to see what their kid looks like... not too crazy about the name they chose.. but whatever.

Bossy's picture

They love each other enough to commit to creating another human being together, yet they don't love each other enough to sign a piece of paper? Explain please.

Some people don't make love, some people just fuck. Just throwing it out there.

~*Head Bitch*~

Bossy's picture

According to People Magazine's website, here's the explanation for the ring. I think it's a little sad if it's true, why out of all your fingers buy yourself a ring for your left ring finger? Strange.

Engagement rumors have swirled after new mom Halle Berry sported a diamond ring on her left hand at an event over the weekend – but no, it's not what you're thinking.

"It's not an engagement ring," a source close to the Oscar winner tells PEOPLE. As for reports suggesting that the ring, designed by Amrapali, was a gift from boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, "Halle just saw it and thought it was beautiful so she bought it for herself."

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Have you guys seen Gabriel in that Macy's commercial??? He has to be the hottest & finest piece of ass in entertainment, hands fuckin' down! And for me to say that about a white boy... hot damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would marry Gabriel Aubry in a lickity split minute. Of course, I've not been burned by two husbands before. But, don't they say the third time's the charm? And she DID have this guy's baby. I would be more concerned about providing a stable home for the child than "becoming a parent" or "getting married." If they can make it work without a legal binding, go for it.

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Green Is Good's picture

I don't blame her for not remarrying. That Eric Benet guy really BURNED her ass good. He actually tried to alimony out of her!

Stoney's picture

Thanks for squirting out my baby. Here's a ring.
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I thought he was living in New York and already seeing someone else, while she was in California? Anyone else hear that?

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THAT IS ONE HOT MUTHERFUCKER I WOULD FUCK HIM FOR DAYS ON YEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL OK I HOPE HE REALLY DO LOVE HER THE WORLD DONT NEED NO MORE KFED
BRIT SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIS ASS AND BOUGHT THEM BOYS A NEW DADDY

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:11am.

I think he just did that for her,Halle has wanted a child for long time, she told Nancy O Dell from Access Hollywood so, but I don't think he really loves her. I am sorry I just don't get that vibe from them. I don't feel the Chemistry when they're together, nothing.

Also Halle pretty much herself denounced marriage. Halle just wanted to become a parent.
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Sadly I think that's the mindset in ALL of Hollywood these days.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 10:11am.

I think he just did that for her,Halle has wanted a child for long time, she told Nancy O Dell from Access Hollywood so, but I don't think he really loves her. I am sorry I just don't get that vibe from them. I don't feel the Chemistry when they're together, nothing.

Also Halle pretty much herself denounced marriage. Halle just wanted to become a parent.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I don't think they're going to get married. Their vibe just doesn't give me that we love one another to make such a commitment. Gabe wouldn't even have to marry her now, he has the kid if he turns out to be that guy. Gabe sorta reminds me of KFED if he were clean.
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They love each other enough to commit to creating another human being together, yet they don't love each other enough to sign a piece of paper? Explain please.

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There is absolutely NO reason why he cannot give her a ring, as a symbol of his love and devotion, committment, and NOT get legally married.

loric's picture

Halle, when are you going to learn? Hot bitches are usually cheaters. And Gabriel is a hot bitch.

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justice's picture

"Well, if I was Halle Berry I would spend a few hours playing with my chichis in the mirror"

GOLD!

--thanks awfully--

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Submitted by mike on May 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
"Gabriel felt the time was right to propose..."

Meaning what? She survived the pregnancy with her hotness intact?

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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I don't think they're going to get married. Their vibe just doesn't give me that we love one another to make such a commitment. Gabe wouldn't even have to marry her now, he has the kid if he turns out to be that guy. Gabe sorta reminds me of KFED if he were clean.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 11:00am.
No one knows what the future will hold.. NO ONE!! *yells at the skies*

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LOL...I got some great imagery from this statement!

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Submitted by Spoiled on May 14, 2008 - 11:49am.
Halle Berry quote from 2007: "I will never, never get married again
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Yeah, I remember her saying that on Oprah. Promising she'd never do that again after that last failure of a marriage.. Oh that was awful, that cheating ass hole husband of hers.. It was dumb of her to say that.. No one knows what the future will hold.. NO ONE!! *yells at the skies*

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M.E.'s picture

I see the spammers wasted no time registering.

*rolls eyes*

OMG, she looks so pretty. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

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Submitted by madam s. on May 14, 2008 - 8:54am.

Cheek swab: $29.99.

Morbidosity's picture

Whoopde damn doo.. I don't want to see Halle. I want to see that hot piece of man meat,and the baby.

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mike's picture

"Gabriel felt the time was right to propose..."

Meaning what? She survived the pregnancy with her hotness intact?

madam s.'s picture

Sheeps,

Sometimes you have to go on Maury first to find out who the baby daddy is, otherwise how will you know who to get engaged to?

Rishkin's picture

Oh, Gabriel Aubry is hot.

parissucksliterally's picture

Sheeps, I would THINK so, but that way of thinking is SOOOO 20th Century.....hehehe

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Stock Broker's picture

Doomed from the start.

Sheeps's picture

The ring was free and who could reject a grandmother's ring? (Lame, old-fashioned Q: Isn't it traditional to get engaged before getting pregnant, let alone having a kid?)

Two Drink Min's picture

After what she went through with Eric's womanizing I would think she would be opposed to the idea. I hate to say it but it is possible to cheat on a hot person. That goes for both sides.

M.E.'s picture

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell aren't legally married, but she wears a fat diamond ring and a band.

Doesn't mean they are going to make it legal.

parissucksliterally's picture

I thought she'd never get married again?

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Spoiled's picture

Halle Berry quote from 2007: "I will never, never get married again."

madam s.'s picture

I never, ever want to be forced to watch her in a movie again, but damn, she is awfully pretty.

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I guess in Hollywood saying you'll never get married again is as effective as saying you'll be together forever.

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