Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Colin Farrell Looks Like Shit

Manorexic alert! The Sun is reporting that Colin Farrell is looking like Skeletor's peen for a new movie. Colin has reportedly dropped tons of weight for his new movie, Triage. That's funny, because the bitch looks like he's in dire need of an IV. Maybe he's on the Dreamboat Doherty diet?

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

EEG - WHERE!?!?!?!?

EastEndGirl's picture

More pics out of britshit looking very preggo.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I think he USED TO look like he'd be rough in bed, but now he looks like he'd stop pumping every two minutes to snort a line.

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M.E.'s picture

Well, at least he's honest with his whoring.

Rican35's picture

Can't they do that shit with CGI now? Why deny yourself the ice cream just cuz you're an actor?

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Your mom....Love the Linus avvie.

Colin comes off as one of those rough guys in bed, ripping your clothes off, flipping you over this way and that, pulling your hair, biting your neck and back...
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Yes, you NEED to stop. It's not even lunchtime. 6 hours before the option of taking care of the arousal of that thought is even possible.

But thank you.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Thanks M.E. Linus has always been my favorite, next to Snoopy.

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Submitted by putas on May 14, 2008 - 1:20pm.
If he was an actress this would be about how good he
looked. That's fucked.
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Sigh. It's sad but true.

Time for the fatty's revenge!

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Submitted by putas on May 14, 2008 - 1:20pm.

Then everyone one would be saying how beautiful and sexy she looks.

M.E.'s picture

Your mom....Love the Linus avvie.

Colin comes off as one of those rough guys in bed, ripping your clothes off, flipping you over this way and that, pulling your hair, biting your neck and back...

Ok, I need to stop, I'm getting myself excited over here.

putas's picture

If he was an actress this would be about how good he
looked. That's fucked.

Stoney's picture

More on Shitney and Colin:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-01-29-spears-farrell_x.htm
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

joanne's picture

He looks bad, he did drugs, he has a disabled son. He also has alot of talent so hopefully its for a movie. If its the other? Do a movie and educate.

M.E.'s picture

Stoney - yes, I remember all her denials.

She's a whore, always was, always will be.

LOVE ANGELINA's picture

Tractor style?

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

M.E. - haha, tractor style...I'll bet it was like something out of Deliverance.

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kdracofan's picture

DENIAL is a loooooooooong river in Egypt.

(The Nile)

Stoney's picture

HAHAH! Britney is one of those bitches who denies the fucking afterwards:

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-12-2003-47505.asp

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

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Submitted by joanne on May 14, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I've had HIV patients before. The ones that have symptoms loose weight at the end. Its sad. Carriers look healthy.
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Where would Colin fit in? He looks unhealthy.

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M.E.'s picture

Ah, lets see, two whores, at the hight of their whorism, on a night out together, gropping eachother all night in public.

Of course they fucked.

Wonder if he did her tractor style?

joanne's picture

I've had HIV patients before. The ones that have symptoms loose weight at the end. Its sad. Carriers look healthy.

Stoney's picture

And here I thought it was all about the truth! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

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Submitted by Stoney on May 14, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Who HASN'T fucked Britney? Or Colin for that matter?

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I don't think my mom's had a go yet...

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This is for a movie? Are you telling me after Miami Vice, Phonebooth, SWAT and Alexander he is still getting offers?____________________________________________
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LOVE ANGELINA's picture

Ugh, I just pretend Colin never even met Brit.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
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Too skinny!

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Stoney's picture

Who HASN'T fucked Britney? Or Colin for that matter?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

M.E.'s picture

LA - he and Britney DID fuck. COmmon knowledge.

ANd he isn't on drugs, he cleaned up his act for his son a couple years ago, with his son's disabilities he's said that he wanted to be fully attentive and sober to help him have as full of a life as he can.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I don't think he slept with Britney. He took her to the premiere of his movie and then they never were seen together after that.
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AKA, one-night stand. They were ALL OVER each other. He was a whore at one point, as was she. Math of this equation is easy.

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I don't think he slept with Britney. He took her to the premiere of his movie and then they never were seen together after that.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 -
THINK LASHONCARTER FROM MY VILLAGE!
is new to this land two?

IS THIS LESBIAN LOVE COUPLE TWO I THINK THEY LOOK LIKE ENJOY SCISSOR TIMES TO EACHOTHER!
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Yes they do.

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LovesCarrottopalina's picture

I'm not trying to make fun of the HIV or anything, but I've heard/seen that it a)makes you lose a lot of weight if left untreated and b)gives you sallowed looking cheeks (think Mick Jagger). Could him sleeping with Britney at some point have anything to do with how he looks, do you think?

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He was on drugs but he wants to be clean for his son.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

islandgirl's picture

EEG, thanks for the heads up. Good thing I have an addictive personality!

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M.E.'s picture

Oh, What about Bob....HIGHLARIOUS movie. Damn, I need to watch that again.

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Lala11_7 on May 14, 2008 - 1:02pm.
I can't believe I used to think he was hotter than my lit Benson & Hedges Ultra Light Menthol Deluxe!!!
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O man I haven't smoked those in a while!

I hope that this is for a role but I wouldn't be surprised if he is HIV+ as he talks about never wearing condoms and he did fuck Britney.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 14, 2008 - 12:57pm.
OMG MY BABY NO WHY "TEAR" HE BETTER GAIN IT ALL BACK TOO I MISS THE SEXY ONE WHO USE TO BANG SKANKS
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Remove caps lock please. SUPER annoying. Thanks.
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THINK LASHONCARTER FROM MY VILLAGE!
is new to this land two?

IS THIS LESBIAN LOVE COUPLE TWO I THINK THEY LOOK LIKE ENJOY SCISSOR TIMES TO EACHOTHER!

EastEndGirl's picture

IG,

Warning: it can be addictive.

M.E.'s picture

EEG - I'm at work. I'll have to browse it at home. I love watching pron with good kitty licking.

Stoney's picture

I think he's a drug addict. I mean, hello, he fucked Britney. You'd have to be on something.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

Lala11_7's picture

I can't believe I used to think he was hotter than my lit Benson & Hedges Ultra Light Menthol Deluxe!!!

That is, until I saw that porn tape of him and old girl...

Who would have thought that Colin could make fucking so unsexy?

I swear, I wanted to put a gag-ball in his big mouth!!!

islandgirl's picture

EEG... efukt? Appropriate!

*wanders off to do some googling*

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oklahoma's picture

DebFromHell.. I love What About Bob.. Funny Sig line.. That movie is hilarious..

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful..

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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on May 14, 2008 - 12:57pm.
OMG MY BABY NO WHY "TEAR" HE BETTER GAIN IT ALL BACK TOO I MISS THE SEXY ONE WHO USE TO BANG SKANKS
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Remove caps lock please. SUPER annoying. Thanks.

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EastEndGirl's picture

M.E.,

Yes, like I said on efukt. I can't link but it is a great and safe porn clip site.

Just look under category "Famous".

LovesCarrottopalina's picture

Ew. He looks like a 5 year old strutting around in his Dad's suit for crying out loud.

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islandgirl's picture

Deb, your siggie is killing me!

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M.E.'s picture

Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 14, 2008 - 8:53am.
Ever since I saw how he eats the cat I have loved this dude.

An expert.
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And I missed this how??? Is it his porn? Can I find a clip online???

silvarga's picture

He looks terrible, but it's ok if he's doing it for a movie. He must've really loved Christian Bale in "Ther Machinist"...