The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!

All my love Biff xoxoxo (gave you shout out yest in CT thread, just so you knows I thinkin bout ya! LOL ;))

Congrats Gentle Benj and mandmnanny! GB, that was effin hysterical. LMAO!!! Well deserved.

BIFF XOXOXO :)

Gentle Benj - that was great!! LOL LOL Congrats!

Congrats mand!!

Gentle Benz....thanks for making my day! Brilliant.
LOL!!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah...and top o' the day to all my sluts.

Love,
Mabel

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Congrats to the winners!

Not sure who posted it, but also liked the "who told you you could burro the car" caption...

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

After a rough night of drinking and partying, Paris and Chuck went to his place and had wild hot monkey sex. The next morning, when he woke to find her beside him in bed, he freaked and told her he'd call her a cab and she'd better get her ass in it and get the hell away from him.
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
~Erasmus

Kim Kardashian grabbed a taxi today, and apparently she's leaving for a trip down the Grand Canyon. She must be if she's packin' that much ass.

After finding out her driver's license has been suspended, Tori Spelling is seen taking a taxi.

I didn't know Heidi Montag uses the cab to get her ways around.

Who you calling a "dumbass"? I know what global warming is. I also know that A/C can alleviate its effects.

Asshole - the open window of this taxi cab

That's why you should never lie facedown on the backseat of a taxi cab -- you never know WHOSE ass has been there.

what happens in mexico stays in mexico.

Nice to see Lindsay Lohan using a designated driver for once.

SJP arrives at the NY premier of SATC in yet another Patricia Feld outfit.

Submitted by Jem on May 14, 2008 - 8:55pm.

When I said I wanted to fuck your hot ass in the back of a taxi, this is not what I meant.
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Ding, ding, ding, I think we have a winner!

Alfonse D'Amato (Rep. NY) snaps a photo of the Democratic Party mascot using taxpayer money to commute, thus setting off Cab-Gate.

Some people look for those guys holding signs with their last name on them in order to find their ride from the airport. This is what Hohan's dad and Eliot Spitzer look for to find theirs.

Miguel brought his taxi from Laredo. It came with a sign: "Ass, gas, or grass: Nobody rides for free." Miguel is still learning English.

When she said I'd be getting some ass in the back seat that night - this wasn't what I had in mind.

Sarah Jessica Parker is seen in a cab Wednesday afternoon in NYC.

Now that J-Lo has the twins she doesn´t need her ass any more. He had to take a taxi back to the block, poor thing.

Talk about ass-backwards!

"You wanna be a good boy Pinnochio? Go right ahead. I'm...HEHAAAW...going to Vegas. Bye bitch."

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After years of posing with tourists in Tijuana, this burro showed Tyra how "fierce" is really done.

It's refreshing to see that even someone as rich as Donald Trump uses public transportation every now and then.

Jessica Simpson sulks all the way home after Romo kissed her and turned her back into an ass.

When I said I wanted to fuck your hot ass in the back of a taxi, this is not what I meant.

Shit..I'm tired!

ALERT THE MEDIA!

President Bush had to use public transportation today since Condi failed to give him a ride.

Great! Now I have to get teh smell of ass out of my car!

Paris Hilton's new pet arrives in a taxi...

"It's my name that's on that jag, so come move your bags and let me call you a cab!"

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Flashing your pussy while getting out of a cab is for amateurs. I let my ass hang right out the window.

Suicide Failure #756: Being crushed by a donkey in the back of a cab.

After several shots of tequila, Juan and his donkey took turns giving each other rides.

Submitted by Emellbee on May 14, 2008 - 2:13pm.

Spencer didn't do so well on Cash Cab.

heehee.

I swear, the lengths the paparazzi will go to while trying to please britney are just ridiculous..

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DAMN! You beat me!!! Good one though....

Rumer Willis coming home from an all night bender yet again.

*Spoiler Alert*
Next season on "The Apprentice", the Donald is seen getting the axe.

I always thought Hilary Duff had a checkered past! Guess I was right!

Cabbie: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?? Is that all you know how to say Donkey? NOW GET OUT!

Eddie Murphy takes that Donkey shit seriously.

Does this taxi make me look like an ass?

Donkey schoen, darlin Donkey schoen....
Thank you for all the joy and pain...
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet,
Second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet...
Donkey schoen...........

See, I never understood why everyone thought that Jodie Foster was SOOOOO PRETTY....

Donkey says: You NEVER go ass to mouth.

After many fights and sleepless nights, Donkey decided that Shrek or no Shrek...he needed his OWN taxi.

Boy that taxi driver is HAULING ASS.