Thursday, May 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!
Flashing your pussy while getting out of a cab is for amateurs. I let my ass hang right out the window. - Gentle Benj
Runner-up:
Just when Spencer thought Heidi was going to spend forever with him ... she put him in a cab back to DoucheVille - mandmnanny
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Right before his death, the Croc Hunter captured this picture of Hillary Clinton in the wild.
People always think I'm LYING when I say that my in-laws are a bunch of asses.
You left the meter running??? Aw man, I feel like SUCH an ASS.
Hillary knew the West Virginia Primary was gonna be a big win, but when her advisors called it a side show attaction, Clinton didn't have the good sense to get her ass out of the cab and run.
"Honey, you're brother's here."
Living well is the best revenge.......
It was long after midnight when Fairy Godmother finally realized her potions don't work when she's been drinking.
"Hey ladies...I'm not the only one who can take a wide load."
Damn. The "Democratic machine" is busted.
Somewhere Tom Cruise is still waiting for his cab....
Sarah Jessica Parker arriving at the Tijuana Sex In The City movie premiere.
Take my crazy ass to the airport.
... Humble Sherpa
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A video movie could improve your life.
Nothing better than a big, hairy piece of ass in the back of a taxicab to spice up your love life.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
what a Lazy Ass........ taking a cab!!!
Spencer didn't do so well on Cash Cab.
Tijuana's most famous local celebrity returns home in a limo after another hard night.
she wanted me to go up to her place but i said "there aint no way im getting my ass outta this taxi"
Lazy Ass....
With the fucking zone system being taken out of the D.C. cabs - now any dumbass can take a ride around our nation's capital.
Well, I DID say "get your ass in back."
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
As they left the bar, Kristi's drunk date told her he wanted to get in the backseat and tap that ass. She had no idea he meant it literally.
Even a donkey can't stand the stench of cabs.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Apparently "Haulin' Ass" is not just a redneck bumper sticker.
Which one is the ass, the driver or the passenger?
This burro decided he's been taking Mexicans across the border for long enough, now one is taking him!
I love getting ass in the back seat....
STEP ON IT Juan, I'm late to my show!!
Hilary arrives at the National Convention in true Democratic fashion.
OK, Fine! I'll let you drive... sheesh... relax. your payin for that back seat too!
I guess Britney took Micheal K's advise and decided it was time to STOP driving.
After hearing Hillary's last desperate attempt to convince us she is the 'right' one, the democratic party gives up and escapes to canada.
Guests arrving at the secret location of the Ashley Simpson & Pete Wentz wedding.
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"An ass, a backseat, and junk in the trunk. Meet the cabbie who brings butt euphemisms to life!"
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Donkey Kong arriving at the Electronics X Games in Las Vegas.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Submitted by hoozer on May 14, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Look here you ass! Stop calling me Honkey Honkey Honkey and get the f out of my cab!
LMAO! xo!
So that's why taxis always smell like Ass.
Gdamnit. Dis is last time I go to full savice to get de taxi mule. I do self savice evewyday now onfrom.
Yes, I'm here for the batchelor party... erm I mean donkey convention.
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Look here you ass! Stop calling me Honkey Honkey Honkey and get the f out of my cab!
HEIDI MONTAG LOVES YELLOW CABS!!
Heidi Montag takes a break from spencer but still tells the paps where she is.
Submitted by Master Syn on May 14, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Hey! Who said you could burro my car?
OMG HOW CLEVER!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!
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BIFF, JA, DUDE, MAD S xoxo Congrats on win Sweetas - most excellent!!! LOL
Eeyore, tired of being so depressed, decided to fly out to L.A. to check into rehab. He heard its the place for jackasses to go.
Abu The cab driver decided to bring his wife.
What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!
And the mascot for this years "Young Hollywood Awards" arrives in L.A.
For the first time in a taxi the smelly jackass is in the back seat.
Rumer Willis arrives home after a night of hard partying.
Hey! Who said you could burro my car?
The paparazzi are really good at photographing your ass getting out of a taxi.
Juan Valdez upgrades
Sex in the City premiers in Mexico.