Thursday, May 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!
Flashing your pussy while getting out of a cab is for amateurs. I let my ass hang right out the window. - Gentle Benj
Runner-up:
Just when Spencer thought Heidi was going to spend forever with him ... she put him in a cab back to DoucheVille - mandmnanny
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"Look, when I said you had a great ass, I meant it!"
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
That cab is haulin' ass
the opening scene of Sex and the City...
C Word and Sweetas!! LMAO!!!!
I remember when drug mules were more discreet.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Mom had a hard time getting into the cab for Mothers Day brunch!
Breaking news: Hillary Clinton arrives at Kentucky airport to kickoff her next campaign state.
Don't judge. Like you never got a little ass in the back seat.
Some farm boy in Nebraska is getting lucky tonight!
the DUDE! abides...
A donkey in pakistan daydreams!
the papparazzi catch sarah jessica parker getting into a cab without make up.
save a heart, break a penis.
and who said heidi montag was too good to take a cab?
save a heart, break a penis.
After her Mexican ass lift Norene no longer crosses into Tijuana from San Diego for cheap plastic surgery.
Sarah Jessica Parker shoots a taxi cab scene for the second Sex and the City movie.
The paparazzi just can't leave Sarah Jessica Parker alone!
When Felipe was asked to haul ass to the border for not having proper identification, that is not what they had in mind.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
After Britney Got Into Another Accident, Sorry I Have Nothing... (No Joke)
In a rare photo opportunity, We see Hillary Swank getting out her Taxi and loading her back for the long mountain hike into the woods.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Not to be outdone, Juan valdez mule showed up to the taste test challenge for Coffee drinkers.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
If that was a BMW, the ass would be in the front seat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
That wasn't quite what the donkey meant when he asked for a ride!
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I'M UP AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Danny Glover finally gets his cab ride.
My Little Pony Parker arrives at the Tijuana premiere of the Sex and the City movie
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Ahh, so this is what it mean to stick a burrito in your backseat!
typical!! hilary duff never shies away from a photo op
Season 4 on The Hills...Heidi leaves Spencer this time and goes to Mexico?
This is NOT what Pedro had in mind when he paid the coyote one year's wages to haul his ass across the border.
CLAY AIKEN VOWED NEVER TO USE THAT ESCORT AGENCY AGAIN ONCE HE SAW THE PIECE OF ASS THEY DELIVERED!!
After her limo broke down while filming War Inc. in Slovakia, Hilary Duff was forced to find alternate means of transportation.
Kennedy.
So this is the high life Heidi?
The Tijuana Trojan Horse - a modern-day Mexican adaptation of an ancient smuggling trick.
Ass, Gas or Grass no one rides for free...
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Just goes to show you, you have to be a real jackass to take a cab in Mexico.
I am really getting tired of Heidi Montag's staged photo shoots.
When I told you, "I don't care if you have to use a cab to get your ass over here!", thats not exactly what I meant.
Damn! The ad for some back seat ass action was a total misrepresentation!
How much again?
the DUDE! abides...
This is what the American tourists were tricked into paying for when they thought they were getting a "burro ride". Instead, they paid for a burro to GET a ride!
Sarah Jessica Parker about to hit the red carpet at the premiere of "Sex
in the City"
When I dared you to get the backseat of a cab and stick your ass out the window this is not what I meant...
Oprah got to the point where she couldn't fit her ass in the car, so she had it travel behind them.
~Kendra~
Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the LA premiere of SATC!
Yo! This cab smells like straight up ass!
when i said get your ass in the car I meant something completely else
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
What is this...? Why is it that we only see photos of Britney in a car? And if not getting pictures of her 'camel toe' or cheetos, we're getting pictures of her fat ass.
Those third-worlders are so chauvinistic, making their wives ride in the back seat.
the DUDE! abides...
The cow called shotgun.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Heidi Montag always arrives to the red carpet in the nicest cars!
Haulin' Ass ain't what it used to be.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Can you spot what's wrong with this photo?
Taxi driver isn't wearing his seat belt.
P. Diddy finally launches his chauffeur service for drunk celebrities, and surprisingly, Julia Roberts is it's first customer!
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Streaks on the china never mattered before--Who cared? When you drop-kicked your jacket on the way through the door, no one glared!