Thursday, May 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 14th!
Flashing your pussy while getting out of a cab is for amateurs. I let my ass hang right out the window. - Gentle Benj
Runner-up:
Just when Spencer thought Heidi was going to spend forever with him ... she put him in a cab back to DoucheVille - mandmnanny
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While it may not be in style, Haylie Duff still manages to arrives at a red carpet event.
You think that's the first time Spencer has ever been in a taxi?
Now that's a piece of ass!
Andy Dick, finally getting home after a long night out.
Please excuse me while I stick my ass out the window.
Hillary has really put the brakes on overspending. Just look at what has happened to one of the SuperDelegates at a Virginia campaign whistle stop...
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Having not learned his lesson the first time, Pinnochio finally takes it up the ass after a night of bar hopping.
Taxi Cab Confessions: The Morning After. Newly wed Jim-Bob meets his bride Fanny Mae Parker.
Taxi Cab Confessions: The Morning After. Newly wed Jim-Bob meets his bride Fanny Mae Parker.
Did Paris get another DUI and license suspension?
Amy Winehouse hitches a ride.
Taxi Cab Confessions: The Morning After. Newly wed Jim-Bob meets his bride Fanny Mae Parker.
Taxi Cab Confessions: The Morning After. Newly wed Jim-Bob meets his bride Fanny Mae Parker.
proving you can't always be the trend-setter, sarah jessica parker made a total ass of herself arriving at the premiere of sex and the city via cab.
For the last time, GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR!
Take me to Shrek's house! Stat!
When I said that I wanted some ass in the backseat. This is not what I meant.
The latest in improving Mexican customer service-they bring the infamous "Donkey Show" to you!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The $100 Taxi Ride begins filming a new season in Juarez.
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But then again, what do I know?
The paps finally got a picture of Pete Wentz without his hair flat-ironed!
Escaping the stress of a divorce, Johnny Knoxville goes to the Holiday Inn
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Sorry George, no more limos when your term is over.
Just when Spencer thought Heidi was going to spend forever with him ... she put him in a cab back to DoucheVille
Steve-O gets a ticket for sticking his bare Jackass out the window.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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So it's true what they say about Kim's ass needing it's own cab!
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Get your ass out of my cab!
In Russia YOU don't ride donkey, donkey RIDES YOU!
Taxi Cab Confessions: The Heidi Story
I've driven a lot of jackasses in my cab over the years but this Sarah Jessica Parker is the worst.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I told you I wasn't lying when I said that the commuters in NYC are a bunch of asses.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Britney, get your ass out of the cab.
Sarah Jessica Parker arrives for the Tijuana premiere of Sex In The City.
This explains why every cab I have ever been in smells.
Get in, get on, get off, get yours and then get out!
never can fit big ass in cab, always one cheek out window, flaps in wind!
Poor Ross McCall can never fit him and his fiance's ass in one cab.
Paris Hilton moons the paparazzi on her way to the airport.
Pin the Tail on the Donkey: Travel Edition.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Looks like SJP forgot the hat for the Mexico City premiere...
After suffering from depression for years, Eeyore finally decides to leave the Hundred Acre Wood and get treatment.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
After yet another accident, the judge forced Britney to hire a full time driver
DOES THIS TAXI MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?!
"Spamalot" theater, midtown, New York - all eyes on Gayken's favorite Claymate exiting her cab.
Hillary looked a little tired but content as she left West Virginia.
Looks like The Donald is filing for bankruptcy ... again!
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
Driver, this cab smells like your ass.
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But then again, what do I know?
As Sarah Jessica Parker waits to exit the cab for her premier of "Sex in the City."
Based on the smell, this is the guy that ALWAYS rides in the cab before me.
Stop being an ass and just pay the damn fare!
HEATHER
TAKE ME HOME, YOU ASS!
Hector tried to cross the boarder quietly, but his ass couldn't quite keep up.