Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Lily Allen suns her nippies in France - Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson's one hard nipple and fugly shoes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Marisa Miller is Maxim's hottest - Hollywood Tuna
RiRi's hot ass video.....and that Maroon 5 douche is in it too - Just Jared
Mimi and Nick will get married once a year - Popsugar
Kelly Brooke and Billy Zane are back together - IDLYITW
Roberto Cavalli has never been a homosexual - Towleroad
Asshole's slutty fist (typo, but keeping it) first date - Hollywood Rag
The pranks on you - Cityrag
Rumer Willis needs to stop - A Socialite's Life
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Bwahahaaa.. *whistles & looks into air*
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Hey, Islandgirl.. *flashes left tit* the right one is still asleep, either that or not fully grown. I haven't figured it out, yet!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Stoney on May 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
*balks*
LA, my dear. HONEY. Yes, IN VITRO sometimes produces multiple pregnancies, but the people with sense usually reduce the fetuses down to one, two or three through abortion. I'm not convinced Angelina had in vitro though since a good friend of mine easily conceived twins with the use of simple fertility pills.
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Would you be leaning more towards her taking fertility pills because she was so GD unhealthy or because she wanted to increase the size of her brood as quickly as physically possible?
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joanne,
Yes. While filming Alexander I think. He was first pick for Mad's baby daddy. All three of them took a holiday when Mad was very young. Same as Pitt getting interviewed while on holiday.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Oh Cheese, don't encourage him. LCT - Doesn't in vertio usually produce more than 2 babies??? Every woman I have seen go on that shit has produced a liter of babies.
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In vitro usually just increases the chances of multiples, so that could be anywhere from 2 to 12.
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*balks*
LA, my dear. HONEY. Yes, IN VITRO sometimes produces multiple pregnancies, but the people with sense usually reduce the fetuses down to one, two or three through abortion. I'm not convinced Angelina had in vitro though since a good friend of mine easily conceived twins with the use of simple fertility pills.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I think I will google.
Submitted by joanne on May 14, 2008 - 12:17pm.
No.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
*bites tongue into bloody stump*
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But then again, what do I know?
Oh Cheese, don't encourage him. LCT - Doesn't in vertio usually produce more than 2 babies??? Every woman I have seen go on that shit has produced a liter of babies.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:16pm.
IDK, to me Lily is acting just like a Britney in that photo, The way she's sitting there w/ her stomach.. I mean, Who does she think she is?? A Water Buffalo?
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I don't know, but she's no water nymph!
PS... you're cracking me up.
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But then again, what do I know?
Weren't Jolie and Colin friends (drugs) of some sort?
IDK, to me Lily is acting just like a Britney in that photo, The way she's sitting there w/ her stomach.. I mean, Who does she think she is?? A Water Buffalo?
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by cheesemissile on May 14, 2008 - 2:13pm.
so on MSN it says AJ confirmed she's having twins... get on it MK!!
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Let's see them deny in vitro now. Fuckers. This is getting out of hand.
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Meh, that video wasn't all that bad. Levine irks me most of the time, though there are a few Maroon 5 songs I actually like.
I wonder, when he talks is it all high pitched too??
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:12pm.
LCT. : ( I'm bummed.. My dealer is fixing to be here, and I owe $150.. Fuck me!! Note to self: Stop getting stuff fronted.. just stop it..
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Start getting your stuff from Wino. Half price. Although, comes laced with pee and boogers.
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so on MSN it says AJ confirmed she's having twins... get on it MK!!
LCT. : ( I'm bummed.. My dealer is fixing to be here, and I owe $150.. Fuck me!! Note to self: Stop getting stuff fronted.. just stop it..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 2:06pm.
LCT. Plus I was sooo creeped out when Ellen put on that lingerie thing that Mimi got her?? WTF was w/ that, I know it was a present but still. *flushes puke* All I kept thinking was how Ellen was thinking, "must get home to wear this for girlfriend" i was so turned off by that. I like attractive lesbians, Not Ellen.. (in that way) lol
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Well, I guess we can be happy that Me-Me didn't strip down and wear it herself, which I would completely have expected. If it makes you feel any better I'm 99% sure Portia is the lingerie wearer, while Ellen is the silk boxers kind of chick.
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WhoTF looks at the camera like that.. uhm a Camera HOG?? maybe?? most celebrities ignore them, but noooo.. she's so strange.Damn her body not being immune to the sun..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
LCT. Plus I was sooo creeped out when Ellen put on that lingerie thing that Mimi got her?? WTF was w/ that, I know it was a present but still. *flushes puke* All I kept thinking was how Ellen was thinking, "must get home to wear this for girlfriend" i was so turned off by that. I like attractive lesbians, Not Ellen.. (in that way) lol
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
*chants*
CHEETO!! CHEETO!! CHEETO!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I want to like Adam Levine, but his voice is SO damn irritating. The high pitch thing is going on waaaay too much.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 1:59pm.
What up Platypus.. *shruggs* IDK, that's what she said, you know how dumb she is. But Ellen was sooo funny. She said "here's something I did for you" cut to a picture of her in a sheet, w/ a tattoo across her chest that said Mariah.. Ellen looked all innocent.. It was really funny! They were supposed to have like 3 other guests on, but I only seen WiWi..
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Ugh. That interview made me want to punch myself in the mouth.
"I want to see those pictures [of myself] again."
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how did i know before clicking the hollywood tuna link that the woman named maxim's sexiest would be some blond bimbo (well, anyone would know this). and rumer does need to stop.
LCT.. yeah, I love the natural sun or stand up tanning, but I'm not about the spray shit. Actually in reality I don't like going outside, but If I did, I'd get sunned by the sun.. sun sun.. Did I say sun.. Nice name drop, huh?
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
The Maroon 5 remix was alright. Rhianna didn't really add anything to it, but at least her voice didn't clash with AL.
God, that little girl is such a whore. You can tell by the way that she dances and carries herself. She's a year younger than me (19) and she's already been pimped out by the industry.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Lily Allen, you sir, are gross.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Chick is really dark.. Is she wearing bottoms?? Damn, I've tanned a million times this month and last and can't get any kind of tan.. bitch!!
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I guess that's not the worst thing considering the alternative is looking like an Oompa Loompa.
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okie- hahaha hilarious
I love ellen
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
What up Platypus.. *shruggs* IDK, that's what she said, you know how dumb she is. But Ellen was sooo funny. She said "here's something I did for you" cut to a picture of her in a sheet, w/ a tattoo across her chest that said Mariah.. Ellen looked all innocent.. It was really funny! They were supposed to have like 3 other guests on, but I only seen WiWi..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Chick is really dark.. Is she wearing bottoms?? Damn, I've tanned a million times this month and last and can't get any kind of tan.. bitch!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
okie- how the fuck can you get married once a year?! Maybe she meant renewing her vows?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
allen is looking better these days, the weight loss suits her
CItyRag's prank war.. Rude!!
also, I watched Ellen yesterday and Mariah was on it.. She did say 'oh Nick has plans for us to get married once a year'.. And 'these were both of our first tattoos'.. and, 'i'm so dumb' lol
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
"Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 12:43pm.
must drain fountain now"
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Lily Allen needs to work out her tummy
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 14, 2008 - 1:47pm.
LCT - well, I dunno about you, but it's my lunchtime and Lily Allen's stomach is making me hungry. It looks like buttermilk biscuit dough!
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Mmmmm, that sounds deeeeeeelish. It's chicken quesidilla day today but my mind's changed to beef jerkey.
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LCT - well, I dunno about you, but it's my lunchtime and Lily Allen's stomach is making me hungry. It looks like buttermilk biscuit dough!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 14, 2008 - 1:45pm.
She'd better not be peeing in there.
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That is definitely the 'pee fountain' pose.
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She'd better not be peeing in there.
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But then again, what do I know?
Good God she looks 45 in that picture. There's no saving her now.
Also, Jessica Simpson's nipple makes me feel very... what's the word.... unhungry.
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GROSS. She's like 22/23.
sadness
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
must drain fountain now
lol, I saw the pic and thought, "Melanie Griffin's face looks fairly natural in that pic..."
She better lift up that FUPA and tan the underside too!
the DUDE! abides...
Ugh, She looks like Krista from this season of Paradise Hotel 2.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H