Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
Can't we all just get along?
If James Haven can forgive Angie for letting Jack Black blab the news, can't LOVE be forgiven?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
that was tuesdays fight...
over the picture, grammar.. and liars and
sluts in general. You can google LA and
find some wild logs from other sites..
same arguments.. different day...
Not that I was pissed off enough on Tuesday
to google shewhoshallnot...well maybe.
But apparently I am a bear with very little brain..so I know nothing.
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I'm confused. Someone has a picture of LoveAngelina?
Mrs.Kravitz, Yes something like that. I am a fan of Angelina's but the rants that LA churned out over and over again were off the crazy bat shit charts.
Submitted by sexi_minx on May 15, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Mrs.Kravitz, I am ashamed to admit that I found some of her dribble entertaining to read.
Yeah, in a "I know it's sick but I can't look away" kind of way.
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San Isidro
Submitted by sexi_minx on May 15, 2008 - 5:26pm.
zomay, what I found really disturbing was her goodbye post.
What I found disturbing was the she actually thought she had a legitimate "mission" and that she was perfectly justified in doing what she did.
Getting banned meant she "left a mark."
Yeah, so does picking at pimples.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 8:26pm.
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Can't forget her "suitable wife" line, either.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by zomay on May 15, 2008 - 5:19pm.
sexi_minx there was no way that lady was 19. She knew it, I knew it, she knew I knew it.
Well, there were all kinds of clues.
Yesterday she said something about having "bigger fish to fry" and I thought "Is that really an expression a 19-year old in 2008 would use?"
Nuh-uh.
One day she said she wanted to go into marketing and the next day she said she was moving to Southern Illinois to raise babies and corn.
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Mrs K I am not sure but it def is possible.
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sexi_minx there was no way that lady was 19. She knew it, I knew it, she knew I knew it.
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Submitted by zomay on May 15, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Wait...how does anonymousss KNOW that this woman is LA?!?!?! Anonymousss said LA lived in Detroit, this pic was taken in NYC.
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San Isidro
Amazing I almost feel bad for her. I knew she was older though with all her calling people "dears" and "sweets".
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zomay, I saw that picture and thought if it is LA then she lied about several things she has said on Dlisted.
Submitted by zomay on May 15, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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Anonymousss confirmed it, so if you believe him/her then yep, that's LA.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
That is just effing sad.
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Karen and Cilo thats her??!! Wow.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 15, 2008 - 10:59am.
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LMAO! If I were Angie I would have been sprinting to the damn car. This one says it all, though: http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/10/jolie-pointy/01-angelin...
Thanks, Karen!
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Clio-- Sorry this is so late-- I just stopped in again this morning to see if Anonymousss confirmed, and indeed she did. Here is the (REALLY LONG)link:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZ...
What the hell happened in here? Over 700 comments, too much to read, hope I didn't miss anything good.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Its kinda sad the way you all think. I wonder if they were married would all be so mean about it...wait yes you would. Just like you were mean to that woman who has 18 kids. Never mind she is happily married, her kids aren't in and out of rehab, she still couldn't get spared the name calling. Jesus...snark my ass you're just plain mean.
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I don't think people are being mean; most just think it is very irresponsible for these two jack off's to continue birthing/adopting all these kids without giving them stability. The Jolie-Pitts can't be bothered with getting married, they won't buy a home in one place and park themselves, and it doesn't appear that the 7 year old is in school. Kids need an education and roots. These kids have no roots and without roots (just like a tree) you can't grow and flourish. These ass clowns are doing those kids a huge disservice by trotting them around the globe and removing them from any outside influences besides their own. They are basically screwed and will be spoiled, arrogant little assholes just like their mother.
losers
Man, it's 6 children in a 2 years of relationship.
That is a world record and very irresponsible.
Children are not some collection.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 8:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
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BOO! That makes me sad. Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for fellow Midwesterners but I will miss little miss LA. I have been reading this blog for about 3 yrs now and LA is definitely my fave "outcast" poster.
LA/Heart Angelina, I don't know if I have ever agreed with you but you always kept things interesting!
If the stupid LA troll has been banned, how can she post? I don't understand why anyone even bothered with her, just IGNORE. It's not that hard.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Is it safe to play again?
& on topic:
Jolie looks like Jack Nicholson playing the Joker pregnant with triplets. & did I mention she looks gassier than a Big Gulp? Why yes, I did. Bye, troll, I know you're still drooling over your keyboard.
& some people here need to get themselves Yahoo IM, fuck. good night ^_^
shit, Angelina troll was buttcrazier than even I thought. Jolie & Pitt better learn from Selina's fanclub fatlady and John Lennon's "fan" Chapman. This is the kind of crazy fuckers that level of famewhoring and begging for worship attracts.
dumb troll.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 10:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
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I'm not buying it. Where are the typo's and caps? Nope. Not buying it. I think it's an imposter.
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 14, 2008 - 9:22pm.
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I came in after the dramaz -- so I had read through all the posts and it was a great read but left me with a killer headache. Get your aspirin bottle ready and near-by, so you can avoid the headache I got from reading it all.
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Yeah, the going away party for LoveAngelina. You came to the right place
Ahh, but it appears I'm too late. I always miss out on the action. Good stuff to read about later on, I'm sure.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Seriously, AngHo looks like a monster in the pic above.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 14, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Is this where the party's at?
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Yeah, the going away party for LoveAngelina. You came to the right place.
As for LA, I hate long goodbyes....... So, See ya, beotch!
madam s, it appears so. For now.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
I want an EEG shrine erected immediately!!!!!!
No I don't, because I am not an attention whore.
Thank you MK for listening.
Wait one second. So are you all telling me that I am free to now say that Angelina Jolie is an annoying, media-hungry, self-absorbed asshole with daddy issues which she will inevitably pass on to those poor children, who will grow up to be drug-addled messes who will write tell-all books about their Joan Crawford-like mother so that they can pay off their debts to their drug dealers?
Hmmm... that feels good.
Karen, where did you find that pic? I'm dying to see this.
Sayonara for now, LA. We all know this isn't gonna last, but we'll enjoy the time off.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
What did I miss? Did the beloved LA leave for good or what?
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Submitted by Clio on May 14, 2008 - 10:01pm.
I tried it too and you are correct. Told her to watch it and ignore the comments she did not like as well as the baiting. Hopefully, when she comes back, and she will, if they did not ban her IP, she would learn a valuable lesson.
I stopped reading what she had to say when I read that she stated that this was her mission and am moving to another thread because I am a lunatic who thinks after 10 months she learned at least something....Denial, party of one!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 8:45pm.
OMG, Dawnie, I remember the first time I saw that movie I was sitting on the edge of my seat from the first minute. At a certian point I had figured out that Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze, but I kept going back to the Gabriel Byrne character. The fax at the end?!?!!?! Chills.
Bencio Del Toro was HWAT in those days.
Love Pete Postleweite
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Keyser Soze was the shizzle. I had no idea how it would end, it truly shocked me. Verbal Kint who walked with a limp......
Stephen Baldwin was great in the movie, too. That was back when Steven did the movie, "Threesome" and was a male whore, partying it up... now he's religious bible thumper and complete bore.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" ~ Keyser Soze
Is this where the party's at?
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
So what if it was just LA's previous screen name here, finally a little justice.
And as to this:
Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by modianos on May 14, 2008 - 4:27pm.
yes LA i agree, truth is better than a lie, but youll go crazy trying to eradicate all lies. it just can NOT be done.
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Look, modianos, you are way off the mark. It not about the lies, it's not about the truth, it's not about staying sane. In fact, it has nothing to do with Angelina Jolie. If it weren't one thing it would be another. LA gets a thrill out of stirring the shit and being the center of attention. She doesn't care if hate her, agree with her or what we think of her emotional or mental state. She gets off on the commotion she creates and the attention she receives. Since she isn't very smart, interesting or funny like so many of the people here, she can't get our attention that way, so she does what she knows how to do a best...be a psychotic cyberbully. It works for her, and we all buy into it, myself included.
How much you wanna bet she masterbates while jerking us all around?
- This is exactly what myself and some others fully believed for a long ass time.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Uh, someone thinks AJ is lying about her age, but it has to be documented as she is in a Hollywood family.
And by the way: I think Jon Voight was a better man than it might seem. If this gal's mom was anywhere near as wacked out as AJ is, then I would head for zee hills too. Deliverance is probably one of the top ten action dramas of all time. When Jon Voight climbs up that cliff and sees that hillbilly in the midst of a pycedelic color scheme; that shit is a hell of a climax. Burt Renolds couldn't hang and was crying. Who directed that shit? Great Job buddy!
I will never understand how people can take it to such a "life or death" level. This is just supposed to be entertainment..for FUN......right?
"I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people off, that was the one of my goals...I was angry when I signed up."
And you wonder why.....
"I didn't like what I saw either, and I decided I was gonna do something about that."
Wait, you made DListed your personal mission? Hun no offense, but I'm sure there are more productive outlets for your, um, passion.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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*standing on top of hamper* *waving dryer sheet*
Bye, LA...
*whispering* Glad I never became sock monkey jambalaya. See? I remember that story! You made me laugh when I was recovering from my illness! I'll never forget! lol
*sock monkey hug and smooch* Take care of yourself.
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I am not irrational.
HOWEVER
I just wanted to protect Angie and I have. Well I think I did Angie proud, I know my friends, her fans, are happy someone took up for her.
Well, now, that's just plain silly.
Good bye to you LoveAngelina. You actually taught me a few things about myself.
Good luck to you in the real world. You are going to need it.
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Well, it's unfortunate that you took it to this point, L.A.
A.J. doesn't need you to protect her, hon. You need to focus on yourself...and maybe re-think how you're going to go about defending your opinions in the future.
I told you a while back the cussing and threats were going to get you nowhere fast.
Submitted by nebajnim on May 14, 2008 - 11:00pm.
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I was skeptical, too, but when I clicked on her name it said 'Access Denied.'
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Does anyone buy that LOVE ANGELINA sign-off? I mean, where are the famous ALL CAPS?
OK; now for my little one liner:
Now that little brat whats his name won't be the outcast anymore, in fact he will almost be in the majority.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Have a nice life, psycho. Somehow I doubt you'll really stay gone, though.
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”