Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Come by me again? Banning would mean your IP being banned, otherwise is just temporary. If this is true, good luck to you. ____________________________________________
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HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE THE DLISTED MODS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
GONE BABY GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Are we cuing some very certain music now?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 14, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Putas-- I agree the petition will never work, and TV is correct when he says if we start banning people this site will just shut down-- slippery slope and all. In fact. LA has already destroyed most of the fun here, so I'm just fucking ignoring her. Besides, I did my favor of the week for her by posting the definition of Anti-Social Personality Disorder so she knows what self-defense to use in her upcoming stalking trial.
Anonymousss- In the picture you are referring to, is she holding up a red phone looking like she's taking their picture?
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Yes indeed!
Funny isn't it?.... this thread is an excellent example of the true reasons behind Angelina Jolie's baffling popularity.
It's not talent, b/c woman can't act.
It's her psycho fans who have convinced themselves that she is somehow "special" and deserves a shitload of attention just b/c she's exotic-looking or whatever, and lives an unconventional lifestyle.
Well, fuck that. Angelina Jolie is NO MORE SPECIAl than anyother person sitting here chatting tonight. She's a person - no more, no less.
Certain people here should take note of that fact.
Liking a movie star isn't an excuse for lunacy. It's unhealthy and not appreciated by anyone.
Whoops, speaking of fresh hell.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people off, that was the one of my goals...I was angry when I signed up. My other friends didn't like the site, didn't like the commentators, I didn't like what I saw either, and I decided I was gonna do something about that. There was a lot behind that to...the site I loved was infested with hate mongers but its not like that now.
However like every situation you start talking to people and I am not irrational, some people touched me. I will miss those people...I am shaking...I just wanted to protect Angie and I have. Now matter what I have left a mark...which I always do. I must be the first poster in DListed history to have a petition against her. LOL. Well I think I did Angie proud, I know my friends, her fans, are happy someone took up for her. I do wish you all would take the time to seek the truth in your gossip fun. Celebrities are people too. I promise they bleed and have hearts as well. Money doesn't make you immortal or cold. However MK is funny as hell and he melted me. I think I have a little snark me now thanks to him. He has had me in snitches so many times. I'll miss his posts.
Dreamy Eyes Aguilera, I will miss you sooo much. You were a good friend. The fact you forgave me after I was such a bitch to you humbled me so much. Thank you. Same for TV...I am not sure if we're like friends but I know we got off to a very rocky start and now its not that way any more. I think everyone will leave a mark on me. Sheeps I really appreciate the help with the French and just in general being cool. I have some time now to get on that...my French.
I wanna say I never had an alter or shit like that. I have always posted as LOVE ANGELINA This is the only other account I have on Dlisted and I just made it. I was upfront about everything. Um...I don't know what else to say.
Well cue Chris Daugherty's (whatever his name is) I am going home song. LOL...I hate that song. Oh if anyone wants to holler at me I am on Popsugar. You do have to be a member of that site. Thats where I will be.
Good bye all.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Hi Dawnie,
Nice to see you. Hope the move went well.
OT: I really could care less if Angie has twins,quads or an army.
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Dawnie, what fresh hell is this? You left SC?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Another GREAT movie with Pete Postlethwaite (and Daniel Day Lewis), In the Name of the Father, directed by Jim Sheridan.
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I don't really get why LA hasn't been banned. Yeah, she brings in a lot of hits, but so did NC threads. Those easily topped 300, 400 comments. And yet a bunch of those posters got banned...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Socky--Pudge isn't much of a movie person so I get to pick out all the films we see. Such a deal, huh? Last weekend we saw The Usual Suspects, which I love, but it's one of those movies that isn't as gripping the second time around because all the mystery is gone.
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I can watch movies once or twice (especially mysteries). I enjoy movies with historial settings, etc. When the BF is away on business, I come to Dlisted or watch a movie on AMC, the History Channel or something.
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OMG, Dawnie, I remember the first time I saw that movie I was sitting on the edge of my seat from the first minute. At a certian point I had figured out that Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze, but I kept going back to the Gabriel Byrne character. The fax at the end?!?!!?! Chills.
Bencio Del Toro was HWAT in those days.
Love Pete Postleweite (too lazy to look up spelling)
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Kaiser Soze loves Mrs. K. Listen to the barbershop quartet from Muncie, Indiana.
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Socky--Pudge isn't much of a movie person so I get to pick out all the films we see. Such a deal, huh? Last weekend we saw The Usual Suspects, which I love, but it's one of those movies that isn't as gripping the second time around because all the mystery is gone.
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Dawnie--Punch Drunk Love.
Yes, I love Spanglish, too!!! OMG, I thought I was the only one!!!
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Mrs. K.,
Word.
OP,
I have never ever conversed with LA. However, to find her disrupting this site day after day, is disturbing.
Death threats (a new all time low), bitches, cunts, blah blah blah. Christ on a cracker, this is meant to be fun! A distraction to our daily lives.
We can't ignore the AJ threads because she is capable of making ANY thread about AJ.
Look, sky be blue. No, Angie says it's green, cunty mom jean wearing bitches.
@MRS. K:
I heart "Spanglish".
Good movie!
Oh, and I heart YOU!!!♥
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Hi, Socky.
Aw, I love Jack Black.
I also love Adam Sandler
Yes, I am embarrassed :( about it.
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You like Jack Black & Adam Sandler? Don't be embarrassed! Good for you!
Some movies I enjoy, others I don't. I just look for the ones that make me laugh..or cry. The BF and I sometimes watch movies in two different rooms so we don't argue or get exasperated. We call it.."me like, you like..don't get mad" lol
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I don't think the petition is as serious as much as it is just a place to vent. Besides, banning is pointless because people just come back under other screen names anyway.
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Hi, Socky.
Aw, I love Jack Black.
I also love Adam Sandler
Yes, I am embarrassed :( about it.
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Submitted by original putas on May 14, 2008 - 7:04pm.
OP is absolutely correct. A petition is pointless. Do have any idea how much sexual pleasure LA is getting out of this petition business? Oh, my God, just the thought of all that attention, all that thought, all that negative energy going towards her is enough to make her cum big.
The only solution is to ignore her and/or leave any thread she is in. She thrives on this negative attention just like a plant thrives on water and sunshine. Without it she will shrivel up and die.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 14, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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*bashfully handing you a bouquet of small daisies* Hi! Mrs. Kravitz! *sock monkey hug and smooches*
ONT: Jack Black does not make me laugh...except in the movie "The Jackal" with Bruce Willis ...when his arm was blown off.
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Submitted by modianos on May 14, 2008 - 4:27pm.
yes LA i agree, truth is better than a lie, but youll go crazy trying to eradicate all lies. it just can NOT be done.
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Look, modianos, you are way off the mark. It not about the lies, it's not about the truth, it's not about staying sane. In fact, it has nothing to do with Angelina Jolie. If it weren't one thing it would be another. LA gets a thrill out of stirring the shit and being the center of attention. She doesn't care if hate her, agree with her or what we think of her emotional or mental state. She gets off on the commotion she creates and the attention she receives. Since she isn't very smart, interesting or funny like so many of the people here, she can't get our attention that way, so she does what she knows how to do a best...be a psychotic cyberbully. It works for her, and we all buy into it, myself included.
How much you wanna bet she masterbates while jerking us all around?
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Putas-- I agree the petition will never work, and TV is correct when he says if we start banning people this site will just shut down-- slippery slope and all. In fact. LA has already destroyed most of the fun here, so I'm just fucking ignoring her. Besides, I did my favor of the week for her by posting the definition of Anti-Social Personality Disorder so she knows what self-defense to use in her upcoming stalking trial.
Anonymousss- In the picture you are referring to, is she holding up a red phone looking like she's taking their picture?
This "petition" business is classic. Certain assholes have grown tired of baiting Love Angelina endlessly so now they're onto the next gang bang tactic: a "petition". How grown up of them. Not. I hope she posts her Angelina dribble 5X as much, just to show some of these entitled freak shows where they can take that "petition" and stick it.
I miss James "Heaven." *deep dreamy sigh* He could spin this news into something hilarious.
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I just want to say that I found the article that anoymoussss was talking about. NY Post archived stories can't be linked. I learned that (once again) earlier today, when I was trying to post somewhere else in regards to a story about the ex-gov of NJ, James McGreevey.
That story that anoymousss is online-- all you have to do is google "Allan Mezo" "Angelina Jolie" and you will find it.
I am not saying the article is true or not. Mezo could be full of shit but the article is online and easily found.
It is not beyond my realm of comprehension to realize she COULD possibly be older than she states. I think she looks her age, but in earlier photos she did always look a lot older than her supposed chronological b-day.
Regardless, she is now a baby making factory and a bore...I don't give a damn how old she is - whether she's 22 or 42... or really 32.
but you kept saying that person was a liar and if you took any amount of time to google the information, you would realize that Angelina's mothers ex-boyfriend did allegedly say that stuff.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 14, 2008 - 7:10pm.
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haha I just reviewed, too. I hadn't posted since earlier and tried to catch up by just reading one page, but of course that didn't work.
Congrats people! You have officially helped out the economy by giving me a bigger headache than I originally had.......therefore, I had to take more Aleve.. One never does the trick, either. I have to take 5 of them to kill it.
Angelina's bosoms are quite distracting!
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
& hairytrollhag will NEVER be banned, hate to break it to you. She's cash in any gossip site owner's pocket: No-life shut-away who gets her only attention from strangers on the internet.
oh LOOK, that hairy troll creature is still here -- moving on:
Skelaqueef looks like she farts stank and juciy, and she thinks it's cute because she looked good one Shimizu, one horse, and a brother ago.
OH MA' GAH!!!
almost 300 more comments.
So I reviewed and now I want to stick my head in a fuckit bucket and bang it with a big wooden spoon while singing "Ring Of Fire" at the top of my lungs and clapping tennis cans inside my knees like cymbals....
What thread at the forum btw is the petition at.
Not that LA garners that much effort but if makes the mods blink or something I am all for it.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Holy Fuck, this shit again?!! We are never going to get her banned, so just start skipping the AJ threads.
mike, James Haven is in France at the moment. Busy looking after the kids and Angelina.
Anybody seen James Haven lately?
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
What happened the good times with Angelina? When she was making out with Billy Bob on the red carpet -- a dude old enough to be her daddy... and they told someone interviewing them on the red carpet, that they had just had sex in the limo on the car ride over...when she admitted to her hot lesbo sexcapades... and kissing her brother on the lips at the awards show...
Those were the good times. What the hell happened?
AwesomeMcFabulous, It's a petition the other Dlisted posters have going on the Dlisted forum. You have to join the forum to sign that petition. Personally, I don't mind Love Angelina's comments it is entertaining to read but it can get very bitchy at times with the other Dlisters.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 14, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I'd just like to take a minute to apologize to all of you for me being such a jealous hater.
My jealousy over Angelina's serial pregnancies/adoptions, disregard for her children, ball-less boyfriend, irresponsible traveling habits, humanitarianism by putting herself in the line of fire while in Iraq while pregnant, drug-usage, nauseous PDAs with Billy Bob Whoreton, anorexic self has turned me into the bitter self hating hag I am today.
Continue.
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I submit LovesCarrottopalina for the best post of the day!! Admitting you're JELOUZ is the first step!
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
I think it's obvious by now that Angelina is lying about her age.
Just look at her. There are many wrinkles around her eyes and she ALWAYS wears glasses to cover that up and so much makeup...
Moreover, she needed fertility treatments like many women in their 40s (or approaching 40, that are aging faster...) that want to get pregnant at that age.
It's obvious she is around 40 years old, if not more than that.
@Modianos:
We are SOOOOOOO on. As soon as I hand-pick a sitter for my 6-year-old! I am on the damn road. I would love to get my drink on with your funny ass!
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Submitted by sexi_minx on May 14, 2008 - 7:09pm.
LOVE ANGELINA, everyone is signing or trying to sign the petition to get you kicked out of Dlisted. You either make friends with everyone or should try to break your record for the most posts in a thread you get banned.
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Where do I sign?
SOLD! to the lady in the MTM avie! my son is gone every other weekend so just lemme know :)
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
MODIANOS:
Girl, let's get pissed! I will meet you anytime after August, one I get unpacked.....GAH!
ONT: No...really, what thread is this?
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Mike you hot slut!
Love the new picture......less Paul Rudd, more Mike. Very cute!
And yeah, Shreveport is deserving of my apologies. It is kind of a cool town. The neighborhood we bought in is an older in-town neighborhood, a 30's bungalow, and very good schools. Smaller and more expensive than here, but cooler. Close to the downtown riverfront area, lots to do and very clean and many parks and trails which is right up my alley. I will miss my beach, but meh, you make the best of any sitch. Ya know?
ONT: WTF thread am I in? *schlurps drive-thru 'rita*
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Submitted by mike on May 14, 2008 - 5:51pm.
You mean the fish line??? Well I referenced frying fish in first post I addressed to her and I thought it was cute to tie the loose ends so to speak.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
i can be in lake charles in an hour!! lemme find those damn bells...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 14, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Cool. I'd guess housing there is less expensive than Charleston. I'd thought you said you were moving to Monroe; Shreveport is a bit more tolerable.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
@MIKE: Naw, we just went on a house hunting trip. Found one, and it's not such a bad place.....kind of cool in fact. Still hoarding the cyanide pill in case.
@MODIANOS: Shreveport....about 6 hours from you. Maybe 5 if you are east of Houston. I think I heard tell of a TX party on Lake Charles sometime this summer....I am there with bells and booze on!
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