Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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Most popular French names forecast by La Cote des Prénoms for 2008
Clara Mathéo
Emma Enzo
Louane Mathis
Maelys Noah
Chloé Lucas
Sarah Nolan
Lea Killian
Jade Raphael
Léna Tom
Louna Nathan
Maelys kinda sounds like my lay.
maybe----> Maelys Olivier Jolie-Pitt
Enzo kinda sounds like In the Ho.
maybe---> Enzo lina Jolie-Pitt
Oh M.E.! you had me @ reruns!
*memories*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
night M.E
I'm outta here too
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3 LMAO. I don't think it's ever going to happen.
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Submitted by modianos on May 14, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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Besides Regis, the are keeping this product alive
with all the OK mags and JJ shoots.
xxyz,
3! Jesus whores, put your siggy where you fingers are.
You know what LA. I really could give a flying fuck how old she really is. I was interested because it sparked my curiosity and I took the time to try and research it.
I've wasted far too much on this today.
Night ho's.
OMG! Mrs Kravitz... ROTFLMAO @ that retort!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I mean come on M.E. you saw her E THS. They have the same facts as everyone else. They also talk about Angelina being in the film Look To Get Out, Jon Voight is there talking about working with her when she was that little. He has big fucking mouth if anything was up with her age his ass would have said something.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Lory - On Saturday mornings I watch the reruns.
Ahhhhhhhhh, the memories.
Right now Spike and Drewcilla just "died" in the church fire after trying to get all of Angel's strength.
*memories*
Can't wait for the Buffy/Spike fuck fest.
Submitted by maDalice on May 14, 2008 - 11:46am.
I wonder if she really used fertility drugs to have twins. That is SICK.
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In vitro + selective reduction = fraternal twins
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San Matias
Damn her chichi's look spectacular !!
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Lory - EXACTLY!! Take James Marsters for instance (Spike on Buffy) his is what 45???? He looked like a young 20 year old on Buffy!
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Oh M.E. you just brought Buffy memories to my mind. *dabbing eyes with dirty napkin*
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EEG
I can't. I deleted my Y! account
how many people signed?
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Go Spurs!
You didn't quote shit. The two links you posted from the NYP were bullshit, they didn't even work, and why the fuck didn't you just post the link from the Archive instead of saying people should look for it???
You lied and then you changed the dates from the last link that worked. Maybe you need a fucking math class.
This is what I be saying about people and lies.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Nevermind. You will never comprehend the rational thinking we are attempting to provide.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 6:54pm.
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Thanks, doll!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 4:01pm.
HOW??? Aspercreme!``````````````````````````````````
you bet yer sweet ASPERCREAM :/
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
xxyxz,
You need a different password for the forum. I mailed MK for mine.
And,
Mrs. K.!!!!!!!!!
Lory - EXACTLY!! Take James Marsters for instance (Spike on Buffy) his is what 45???? He looked like a young 20 year old on Buffy!
xxyz- xoxoxo
How about MK and JJ (James Jr) - one she loves for kissing her arse and the other doesn't and is the black sheep (MK)????
Ok so the movie was shot in 1980 and the released in 1982...what are you trying say her ass jumped from 5 to 13.
Face it. I caught that lying bitch in a lie.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Says it was filmed in 1980...soooo....
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A ten year old can play a five year old, don't you think? Doesn't Hollywood often cast older kids to play younger ones?
All that said, I merely quoted a NEW YORK POST article, which quoted a letter from Marcheline to an ex-boyfriend. Who knows if there's some mix up. Just thought it was very interesting.
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I find that interesting too. Take the cast of "Beverly Hills 90210" as an example. Those sluts were supposed to be teenagers when they were actually in their twenties. They do that all the time in movies and television. I do not see what the big deal is either. I guess the older those "kids" are, the easier to work with.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Maybe she should start naming them after her lovers (f*ckbuddies) and she will have plenty of names.
EEG
I can never log in there. I'm interested to see what all the fuss is about.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I am not buying Jolie is 32 that is me at 29 I am now 30 no veins popping out. You still look fresh, of course I didn't play with others drugs, blood and heroin...so...who knows. Oh, and I actually eat.
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If you're saying that's you in your avvie, you're gorgeous.
Let's just all be civil and agree that Angie is human like everyone else, so obviously there are some things she is good at and some things she's not so good at:
She's very good at:
- Media manipulation.
- Seducing and hanging on to a man for a while.
- Finding a good plastic surgeon.
She's NOT good at:
- Respecting other people's relationships.
- Acting.
- Parenting.
See? When we look at it in a fair and balanced way, I think it's clear we will all come together in our opinions of this media-hungry egotist and we'll all be one happy family.
xooxo
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Did you see I caught your ass in a lie??? Did you see the video???
Are you gonna admit that you have been lying??? Huh??? I would really like to know.
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Did you cum? Did you cum good? Did you cum, cum, cum?
I would really like to know.
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Anonymousss- Yes, and I have spent entirely too much time analyzing this. LOL.
Must. Stop.
Attention Whores:
There is a petition in the forum to get LA banned. Please get the numbers up so this crap can stop. Reporting isn't working.
who gives a shit how fucking old she is?
Damn.. I'm getting sucked into this mess
*smacks self in the face*
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Thank you Chimp!!!!!!
Ten year old my ass!!!! I have never seen a ten year old that small. They're pics of Angelina at ten she looks hella different than the little girl in that movie.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Cymbalta & Lunesta
xxy oh yeah, I forgot, duh!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
LA - I looked up the movie on IMBd (or whatever it is). Release in 1983, made in 1980. Yes, AJ looks really young in the clip, 5, 6, 7, 8 who knows.
Just tryint to point out that there was a 3 year lapse between making the film and it's release.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Just checking but you do know that some movies are not released the year they are made, sometimes they are held for years and *shopped* if they are not that great?
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
i'm still not convinced that Jolie was born in 1970... because
- i can't see where it says the nypost letter from her mom to her lover was written in 1983... is it in a photo in the link? cause I cant see the link??
the bit annonymousss posted, to me only says she sent him a letter when Jolie was 13, and included some photos from a holiday a few years ago in 1983...
- and Jon Voight's fame... would have meant all this was well documented and James Haven would have been born in 1968? 3 years before they got married (1971)...
- the movie LA posted... which M.E. says is made in 1980? clearly shows a toddler...
@VLL, methinks that Dx3 has been moving (to Shreveport)for the last week and that is why she is out of pocket.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Says it was filmed in 1980...soooo....
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A ten year old can play a five year old, don't you think? Doesn't Hollywood often cast older kids to play younger ones?
All that said, I merely quoted a NEW YORK POST article, which quoted a letter from Marcheline to an ex-boyfriend. Who knows if there's some mix up. Just thought it was very interesting.
2Dm
LMAO!
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Go Spurs!
okie i knew you were a big wheeler cat peeler! werd
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
xxyxz - Hey slut! ♥♥♥
Just about ready to mosey out of here, go home cook up some fajita's and have a drink.
I am not buying Jolie is 32 that is me at 29 I am now 30 no veins popping out. You still look fresh, of course I didn't play with others drugs, blood and heroin...so...who knows. Oh, and I actually eat.
VLL.. I don't have a page anymore
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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Where did you read that???
Did you see the video??? That little girl is Angelina Jolie and the man talking to her is her father. Now there is no way in hell that Angelina turned 13 in 1983 like that liar said if she was 5 years old in that movie and the film came out in 1982.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Hi M.E what chu up to?
(trying to change the vibe of this thread)
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Go Spurs!
How about Sid & Nancy?
MONKEYPOX??? I am totally trying to stalk you on Myspace but your settings are being a hater. Add a bitch, I'm on xxyxz'z page as Shoujo Shinobi.
DAWNIE! I haven't talked to you in ages I hope all is going well with your move.
OnT: I totally want to motorboat AJ right now. What can I say, I love breasteses
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Did you see I caught your ass in a lie??? Try and explain Angelina being 5 years old and cast in the 1982 film Looking To Get Out opposite her father when in fact you say she was 13 in 1983. Did you see the video???
Are you gonna admit that you have been lying??? Huh??? I would really like to know.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Says it was filmed in 1980...soooo....