Wednesday, May 14th 2008
Angie's Having Twins.......
Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.
This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.
Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Not true, sweets.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. GO QUIT YOURSELF.
Also get off your effin throne and
calling people, "sweets". Nothing
more annoying having a patronizing
17 year old on mom/dad's computer
before dinner.
JUST STFU and stop. JUST STOP.
Islandgirl, I'd put up pics of my bf's nutsack, which he insists on capturing on my cellphone, and only stopped after I threatened to post 'em online. D3, crack away at AJ. I'm just tired of the LA drama...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
zomay - who the hell are you talking about??
:::confused face:::
*peeks in*
Yes, LA is still being a annoying cunt.
Bye!
*slams door*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
The lady with the 8 kids was born in 1975. Jon and Kate plus 8. She was born in 1975 and had fertility treatments for her twins and for the 6 other ones.
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Anonymoussss - I'd like to see the link out of pure curiousity.
I wouldn't doubt she is older than she says.
No way she is within a year or two of me.
Dawnie, it's a hell of a lot closer than it is from here. Wait, that made no sense. (slurp) And what's this I hear about a casino tour? :)
On topic: HWORE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Don't bother Anonymouss, I'm leaving for work now.
Have a great day everyone....see you tonight.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
BUTTOCK!
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I highly doubt Angie is 38.
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i would have guessed 48.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 14, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Yo let's talk fun stuff, okay?
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MONKEYPOX, I agree. I wish I had a pic of my boobs to put up. Now THAT'S funny. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I highly doubt Angie is 38.
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You want to see the NY Post link? Hang on a second...
Hey Monkey:
You know what's fun? Angelina Jolie cracks. Yeah. I love them. Yes, it's too easy, but hell. I'm lazy that way!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Green is God, Angie is 32 her B-Day is in June. Please don't listen to that other idiot.
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Cliniqua Beech/Elina/Hermosa/LA/uwishalina and all your other Sybill-like personalities, fuck off. You are following me around screaming liar, yet I've got a link for every claim I make here, unlike you and your psycho personalities.
@IG:
Hot damn....that's about 6 hours away!
ONT: Immaculate? Angelina? *dies laughing*
*thud*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Yo let's talk fun stuff, okay? No more bitchy-bitchy... if I wanted that, I could head over to Jezebel. Hey Dawny, Thorny! Long time no see!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I highly doubt Angie is 38.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Dawnie, Houston.
On topic: Immaculate conception?
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But then again, what do I know?
Green is God, Angie is 32 her B-Day is in June. Please don't listen to that other idiot.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 14, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Hmmm, in all seriousness (sorry Sluts) AJ is what, 32 or 33? I don't think any Doctor would use IVF on her. It's not like can't have kids the old-fashioned way. Luck of the genetic throw of the creation dice she's having twins.
Having said that, those Quiverfull people will be calling to get Brangelina to be their Spokeswhores!
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Well, according to a letter Marcheline (Jolie's mother) wrote to an ex-boyfriend, Angelina is really 38 years old. Whether that's true or not, Jolie's doctor is gyno to the stars and does all kinds of things a regular doctor might not do otherwise. He was quoted in an article saying he'd give her IVF if she tried to gain weight or something like that.
Green is Good - I agree, but this is a celebrity we are talking about. They get special treatment. ie: Nicole Ritchie and her Adderall script??
I'm sure if she went in for fertility drugs, she got them. Same with IVF.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on May 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Yeah, I'll admit that I am like addicted to this site and I check it even before I do JJ. However the rest of what you wrote is a bunch of BS. Not true, sweets.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
zomay - yes, I know.
Just pissed at myself. Trying to trim up.
Fuck it. One day of indulgence won't kill me.
Hmmm, in all seriousness (sorry Sluts) AJ is what, 32 or 33? I don't think any Doctor would use IVF on her. It's not like can't have kids the old-fashioned way. Luck of the genetic throw of the creation dice she's having twins.
Having said that, those Quiverfull people will be calling to get Brangelina to be their Spokeswhores!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
@IG:
Where in the hell are you moving to, IG? Texarkana?
*schlurps Guinness*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
@CTH: Hey BEESH!
@PSL: Nah, just house hunting. We found one and got back this morning. We move in less than a month.
ONT: Kung Fu Panda.......dear Christ, such shit.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Dawnie, what a coincidence! I'm raising one as we speak. Like you said, you're gone a week, and some things never change. By the by, how's the move going? I'll be your neighbor in a few weeks, I think. :)
On topic: Angelina is full of pups.
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But then again, what do I know?
I'm suddenly craving a cheeto report and comingback.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 5:11pm.
My Internet remembers log in info, I rarely log in or out because I don't have to.
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...she forgot to finish her sentence which
would ready, "I don't have to since I'm on
dlisted 24/7 like an empty headed crack whore
on pebble patrol. Seeking any random remark
and relate it myself so I can humilate myself
thus drawing more attention to me and my
13 other Sybil like personalities and their
grammar styles.
YA FUCKER.
Hey Dawnie? Is the move complete? Are you settled in Shreveport?
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Shit this bitchery again... I'm sorry guys, I'm just having a shit day at work and I come here to blow off some steam... and land right in the middle of this LA vs. everyone again. Again, apologies to my buds (you know who you are) but I. just. don't. want. to. deal! Anyhoo, please tie her tubes... and congrats on getting high MK. You deserve it.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
dawnie, thorny, et al...
HI, BITCHES!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by Linzee on May 14, 2008 - 5:22pm.
She probably popped those fertility drugs.
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She did IVF rather than gain the 10 lbs her doctor said she needed to conceive.
*raises a pint to IG*
Hey love! ♥
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Her maternity dresses look like fat girl nightwear.
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my grandma wears nightwear like that.
Hey Greenie!
♥ Smooches! Missed ya!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by amle on May 14, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I am suprised those spermies found their way into Angelina with her grand canyon of a cooch and brads twizzle stick.
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That's what test tubes are for. What I want to know is how she's keeping the spawn up there. Doctor must have sewn up her cervix or something.
Damn, Comingback was ahead of his/her/its time. Rant-tastic!
Ah, Dawnie3X and Thorny!! Hola, Sluts!
Right, back to Brangelina: I got nothing.
She probably popped those fertility drugs. Twins don't just happen unless you've got the trait in your genes.
Maybe Angie called in some favors to God himself. I'm sure certain posters here wouldn't find that the least bit implausible! Gag.
Well M.E it is better to eat during the day anyways.
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I am suprised those spermies found their way into Angelina with her grand canyon of a cooch and brads twizzle stick.
Oh, dear Jebus. DDD AND Thorny all at once? Be still my beating heart!! What??
*fans self*
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But then again, what do I know?
Her maternity dresses look like fat girl nightwear.
I'm sorry FLA, I couldn't understand a fucking word you said.
Excuse me, I have to go get my panties out of a wad.
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 14, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I personally think Adoptalina is carrying only one of the twins. The other must be implanted in Bradley. Have you see the size of his gut?
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he he snort
Hey you HWORES! (thank you, Sheeps, for my new favorite juxtaposed epithet!)
So, I take a week off and same old shit, huh?
ONT: I don't think Angie is preggers. Her ego just needed more room.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
zomay - I couldn't figure out WTF I wanted for lunch, so I went down to the restaurant I work at on the weekends and told the cook to make me something, anything.
And that is what it was.
I'm so bloated right now. But I don't care. It was fricken delicious!
amle I took beano!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Fine FLA, what fucking ever. I am going back to ignoring you now....but DON'T fuck with TV. I can't stay out of it if you're going to talk shit about him.
EVEN I NO IT NOT TALK SHIT WHEN I SAY LA TOLD TV SHE WOULD STAY GONE.
SHE SAY TV SAY SHE NO HAVE TO!
I SAY BITCH SHOULD HAVE STAYED GONE AND IF HE HAVE POWER TO MAKE IT GO THEN USE POWER TO MAKE HER STAY AWAY!
YOU NO NO WAHT TALK SHIT IS THEN! AND PANTIES OUT OF WAD FOR YOU!