Wednesday, May 14th 2008

Angie's Having Twins.......

Angie Jo has confirmed she's popping out twins and Jack Black is the father. I wish. They would have her lips and his gut. Jack Black spilled the news to Access Hollywood during a side-by-side interview with Angie for "Kung Fu Panda." Angie followed up his slip with her own confirmation. After the interview, her vagina of death devoured him whole as punishment.

This will be Brangie's 5th and 6th kid.

Hear that? It's the sound of thousands of Brangaloonie's exploding in perfect unison.

Posted by: Michael K


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I usually stay out of Angelina threads cos they always go insane. But this right hurr made it worth it. It's like Cominback's second cousing or summat.

Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 9:00pm.
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PLAY IN TRAFFIC PLACES CRAZY
UWISH!!!!!

TV NOT MK!!!!!! NO WAY!
TV IS TIRED FIGHT THEN TV SHOULD TELL YOU AND ONLY YOU TO CAN IT!

WORLD HATE YOUR ANGER!

YOU MAKE D LIST SITE SUCK! SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!!!

NO SEX ON INTERNETS! THAT COST 9.99 A MINUTES!
YOU HAVE ASS HAIR IN FRONT TEETH FROM ANGIE ASS KISS TIMES! WOW!

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islandgirl sometimes you just have to say fuck it and enjoy dinner!

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I personally think Adoptalina is carrying only one of the twins. The other must be implanted in Bradley. Have you see the size of his gut?

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M.E that sounds so effing good.

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Fine FLA, what fucking ever. I am going back to ignoring you now....but DON'T fuck with TV. I can't stay out of it if you're going to talk shit about him.

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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"

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Submitted by zomay on May 14, 2008 - 5:05pm.

OFF TOPIC: For lunch I am having a whole grain vegi sandwich with 1000 island. Followed by a fucking mineral water and cheese crackers.

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that sounds good zomay. you may be farty for awhile.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 4:01pm.
HOW??? Aspercreme!

*tears streaming* Bwahahahahaha!! Best. Rant. Ever.

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M.E., steak fajitas and burritos work too.

*makes detour to M.E.'s house on the way to Zomay's*

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But then again, what do I know?

Oh man yall I don't have time to read through the comments, the boss keeps wrecking my shit

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 14, 2008 - 5:09pm.
TV NOT MK!!!!!! NO WAY!
TV IS TIRED FIGHT THEN TV SHOULD TELL YOU AND ONLY YOU TO CAN IT!
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DON'T start on TV.....esp when he is not here to defend himself. Please.
TV is extremely liked on this site, and you have been here for a week......drop it.

Love,
"complainer mouth"

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IF TV TIRED OF FIGHTING HE TELL MONSTER TO CAN IT
HERE IS MONSTER AGAIN NOT CANNING IT
TRANSLATER SAY ENABLE IS RIGHT WORD

YOU TELLTV I SAID THIS I STILL NOT GIVE FUCKS!
I HERE EIGHT WEEKS
I LIKE ALL BUT NOT MONSTER OR MONSTER ENABLER TIMES IF TV CAN MAKE IT GO AWAY HE SHOULD MAKE GO AWAY FOR LA MONSTER RUIN D LIST!

LOVE BOSWALLA!

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Zomay, cupcakes AND veggie lasagna? I'll be right over!

*grabs purse, heads to airport* :)

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But then again, what do I know?

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Dear Jebus.

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Back to monster cave cheese whore!

M.E.'s picture

Because your name is mouse and this is what you do.

Okay, Sherlock/sugarpie/whoeverthefuckeseyouare in the forum.

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Dear god.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on May 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.

How does one see that??? My Internet remembers log in info, I rarely log in or out because I don't have to.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Submitted by zomay on May 14, 2008 - 1:05pm.
OFF TOPIC: For lunch I am having a whole grain vegi sandwich with 1000 island. Followed by a fucking mineral water and cheese crackers.
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I said fuck it to carbs today and had steak fajita meat, grilled onion, fresh jalapeno and whole bean burrito.

It was fucking awsome.

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islandgirl thankyou! I made cupcakes last night for my baby girl and I made vegi lasagna. You can always come over anytime chat and eat.

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Submitted by zomay on May 14, 2008 - 5:05pm.
OFF TOPIC: For lunch I am having a whole grain vegi sandwich with 1000 island. Followed by a fucking mineral water and cheese crackers.
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Mmmmmm, sammidges.
Want some brownie?

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TV NOT MK!!!!!! NO WAY!
TV IS TIRED FIGHT THEN TV SHOULD TELL YOU AND ONLY YOU TO CAN IT!
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DON'T start on TV.....esp when he is not here to defend himself. Please.
TV is extremely liked on this site, and you have been here for a week......drop it.

Love,
"complainer mouth"

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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.

I don't see any similarities. I use punctuations all the time. I can barely spell and use proper grammar but I am gonna create alter egos and keep the writing the same??? I wouldn't do that and even if I had the talent to do that, why would I???

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Submitted by zomay on May 14, 2008 - 5:05pm.

OFF TOPIC: For lunch I am having a whole grain vegi sandwich with 1000 island. Followed by a fucking mineral water and cheese crackers.
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That reminds me, I'm hungry! And your avies always cheer me up. Love the colors.

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 14, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Has anyone seen LA and UWish both logged in at the same time??? Hmmm. Makes me wonder

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LA = uwishalina

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OFF TOPIC: For lunch I am having a whole grain vegi sandwich with 1000 island. Followed by a fucking mineral water and cheese crackers.

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islandgirl's picture

I give this detente 48 hours.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on May 14, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Has anyone seen LA and UWish both logged in at the same time??? Hmmm. Makes me wonder

LAP TOP SCREEN AND HER DADS PC AT SAME TIME
TRANSLATER SAY THIS POSSIBLE!

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Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 2:59pm.

Is that addressed to me???

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Has anyone seen LA and UWish both logged in at the same time??? Hmmm. Makes me wonder

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I went to another site with like minded people and cooled down.
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Uwish we would believe that.

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LA- Maybe it's not you, however, the writing technique is remarkably similar. Like if someone hated the question mark, like me, and refused to use it at times.

See?

Two Drink Min's picture

Uwish and Alter Ego - hands must be a bit tired.
All this typing, flipping screens from here for tyrades, to JJ for high fives and then off too your provate blog to write about how :the twins were conceived on that magical night".

How ever are you going to masturbate to the thought of the people mag cover with Brad and Angie and the twins????

HOW??? Aspercreme!

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 4:55pm.

PLAY IN TRAFFIC PLACES CRAZY
UWISH!!!!!

TV NOT MK!!!!!! NO WAY!
TV IS TIRED FIGHT THEN TV SHOULD TELL YOU AND ONLY YOU TO CAN IT!

WORLD HATE YOUR ANGER!

YOU MAKE D LIST SITE SUCK! SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!!!

NO SEX ON INTERNETS! THAT COST 9.99 A MINUTES!
YOU HAVE ASS HAIR IN FRONT TEETH FROM ANGIE ASS KISS TIMES! WOW!

M.E.'s picture

Problems occur when you can't go the fuck away and have to create alters to do your bidding for you.

LOVE ANGELINA's picture

Okie I can't control people coming up in here and saying stuff. I can't help it if you think they sound like me. I would love to talk to anyone who feels the same way I do, but I have been a lone ranger for a long time and I can handle whatever alone. I have never done the alter thing, ever. You act like before I came here you didn't have hecklers before. I am sure you did because every site does. Why I get the blame for everyone is beyond me.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

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Riduculucious is more like it..

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See, going on and on like a creepy person makes it easy and fun to just say mean stuff about people you don't even care about..

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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Oh Snap, LCT.. *snaps finger like a fairy* girlfriend!!!
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Seriously. Fuck. I'm starting to feel like I'm getting scolded by my Grandma every time I'm here for Christ's sake.

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Well FLA, I really don't see the point of doing that. TV said I didn't have anything to explain to him. He just wants the fighting to stop. I would say I managed to avoid fighting today. I went to another site with like minded people and cooled down. There shouldn't be a problem.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

M.E.'s picture

Say something nice - Angies boobies look lucious.

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Oh Snap, LCT.. *snaps finger like a fairy* girlfriend!!!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on May 14, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Really M.E.??? I don't remember doing so.

REMEMBER SAYING YOU WOULD GO FUCKING AWAY FOR ONE WEEK????????

TRANSLATER CALL YOU ASS HAT!

TRANSLATER ALSO SAY WHEN I SEY CHEESE WHORE I WAS TO SAY SMEGMA SNIFFER!
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That is pure gold right there. PURE GOLD!

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Shift change.
I didn't hear the bell.
Damn.
I think the loons are going Union.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Even moreso than LA I'm getting increasingly tired of the people who come in here and slam all us 'regulars' for feeding her fire. If you don't like it, go somewhere else and don't read it. Some people enjoy defending themselves. Some people enjoy taunting her when she runs her mouth off. Some people are just bored.

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amle's picture

She is starting to resemble a fat blowfish.

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Brangeloonies don't need to switch shifts. They just switch screen names. They are programmed to spew Brangeloonie rhetoric 24/7 without food or sleep. Zombies don't work in shifts, that shit is a full-time job.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

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Cat # 2352353246

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I wanna see these 2 argue it out.. Uwish/LA

LA, that UWish character was saying all kinds of smack about you.. You wouldn't know b/c you weren't around, but I"m telling you know.. It was Ruff.. ruff ruff.. I mean, rough... Tell her about it.. see if she replies..

*sits back, awaits no reply*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

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Submitted by Uwishalina on May 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.

Uwish disappears and LA is magically back. Imagine that.

Coincidence?? Doubt it. Idiotic? You bet, since everybody has sussed it out.

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 14, 2008 - 4:50pm.
LCT.. I'm gonna have to peel atleast half of that kitty for punishment.. Big wheeler king killer cat peeler, hey, its what I do..
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How about just giving her a really bad haircut?

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Walks in, rolls eyes, throws up hands
and screeks.......AGAIN another malignant
cancerous thread by LA!!

Walks out muttering.

It's official, the idiots are running
the village.

Who give a shit if MK was stoned. Perhaps,
no one said anything since we are all baked
ourselves. SHAKE AND BAKE babies.

OT: Announcement seems a bit staged all the same.
Like Jack Black was completely in on it.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Really M.E.??? I don't remember doing so.

REMEMBER SAYING YOU WOULD GO FUCKING AWAY FOR ONE WEEK????????

TRANSLATER CALL YOU ASS HAT!

TRANSLATER ALSO SAY WHEN I SEY CHEESE WHORE I WAS TO SAY SMEGMA SNIFFER!

IM LEARNING!

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LCT.. I'm gonna have to peel atleast half of that kitty for punishment.. Big wheeler king killer cat peeler, hey, its what I do..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'