Wino Is Off The Hook
I'm not even going to try and imagine what that finger smells like. The sweet and sour scent of heroin smegma...... Moving on...
The Wino is a free crackie! Wino will not face charges over a video that showed her smoking crack. Last week, Wino was questioned by police about the video and later released on bail.
Wino's spokesbitch said, "She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their inquiries and no charges will be brought. Amy’s bail date to return to Limehouse police station has been cancelled, bringing this matter to an end. Amy is pleased to be able to move on and concentrate on music and particularly looks forward to seeing her fans again at eagerly awaited festival performances this summer."
I'm so happy to hear this little "misunderstanding" was cleared up. Now Wino can focus on drugging...I mean...making music. Seriously, she must have paid the cops off with a few bags of top shelf shit. The bitch probably has drugs we've never even heard of. She's a crack connoisseur!
Here's some pictures of Wino talking to fans outside her house. They just knocked on the door and she answered. Crackies are so trusting. After she signed autographs, she asked, "Do have a cigarette?" Crackheads are always asking for ciggies! Always! Even if they have a full pack in their pocket, they will ask you for one. Greeeedy.
Y'know, those are kids visiting Winehouse. I just want them to remember how those bad drugs turned her from a cute babe, into an old crone.
Submitted by sissnitz on May 15, 2008 - 6:00am. - I hear what you're saying, but what about Doherty? Besides, Winehouse is generating too much dough into Great Britain's economy. She could take a dump, smoke a pharmacy worth of drugs, out in the open, and she's not going to be touched, period. Money talks, bullshit walks, too.
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OK, to all the people (here and elsewhere) who have said she got away with smoking crack on video just because she's rich and famous: you are wrong. Of course, I have no doubts that Wino was smoking crack in the video and that she and celebrities often get preferential treatment from law enforcement. But in this case, they had to let her go because the video would not be enough to convict her in court - they would need to catch her in the act, find crack on her, etc. (ditto for the Kate Moss coke pictures). Sorry but as a lawyer, I had to speak up. :)
OMG. Someone tell Wino that the one thing worse than her beehive is trying to look like a gay man who buys his clothes from the International Male catalogue. That shirt is so wrong on men with washboard abs, but on a crack addict with a starving pooch, it's just criminal.
They probably didn't want the bitch in jail infecting the other inmates and smuggling crack in. Too hard to control.
Paris immediately tried to hire her for get out of jail lessons.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 14, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 14, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Hey Monquita! Strawberry margie to go with your dryer sheets?
ONT: I wouldn't touch Amy to pick up a check from her.
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*wiping tears with dryer sheets* *sipping drinkie* *sock monkey hug and smooch* Thank you, Sheeps! I'm really, really sad...can you make it a BIG drinkie, please?
ONT: When is she gonna reach rock bottom and rise from the ashes?
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What is wrong with you people, why is it taking you so long to figure out how Amy escapes jail and death? Have you never watched "Night of the Living Dead", she's a zombie. If you don't believe me, ask the Vatican, they now support aliens and zombie theories.
How does she always manage to get off?
Cops: We have you on video tape smoking crack,how do you plead?
Wino: Innocent. That only LOOKS like me on the tape.
Cops: Oh OK! Free to go!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 14, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Hey Monquita! Strawberry margie to go with your dryer sheets?
ONT: I wouldn't touch Amy to pick up a check from her.
*sad face*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She's the nastiest joke the music industry's played. It's like a bad Mad TV skit and all these dumbasses are buying her "white soul" bullshit. Crack ho's as dubbed and produced as Britney and Asslee.
This chick is going to be dead within the next two years. Sad.
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Geez Banana shut your frig
Satan has huge stakes in Winehouse, not Doherty. She has turned into the 800-lb. drug-addicted gorilla, no one can touch. Winehouse could make Cuban cigars with those lovely tar-colored digits.
Check out this little gem, Winehouse even raps!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G_YEbVURaw
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Amy could be a PTA Mom; hair teased, scarf, eyeliner, rosary.
I swear this bitch and lilly Allen are total hot babes.....
Always bet on crack.
I'm so jealous of her fans. If I knew where Wino lived I would have staked out her house when I was in London!
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Except for her nose being blue, she actually doesn't look too bad today. Maybe now she'll get in a recording studio and try to do something to move along.
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Fuck she is so ugly! Makes my skin crawl--- please for the sake of all humanity Amy, just off yourself now!
LOL! Great post :D
I can't help but feel bad for the woman though.
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I just don't understand how she does it. How does she find a way to constantly do stupid things? She isn't just being caught buying purses at a store. She is actually being a criminal and a whacko. Wow. They thrashed her at celebrityprayerlist.com
this is what happens in a hidebound society such as england where everything is stratified - still,after all this time! - and the enitled - such as the aristocracy and the "stars" - get away with murder.
lucan wouldn't have been able to escape if he had been an 'ordinary bloke' and winehouse gets away with unlawful behaviour which is even documented- - because some people think she used to be able to sing.
Thorny:
Good, baby! How's my girl? I got a Mom's Day message from her but was out of town......
ONT: Pretty, pretty.........
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Thorny!!!!!
I agree, how she escapes jail and/or death is mind-boggling!
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Thorny you hot slut!
*SMOOOOOOOOOCH*
*looks over shoulder for Shanking Argentinian Jewess*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
NAHHHHHHHHHH, really?!?!?!
Yeah, M.E. you have a point but, you know me, I root for the underdog.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
@Iggy: Tis I..
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But then again, what do I know?
Her tar fingers compliment her bulimia knuckles quite nicely..
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LA - Wino is about 10x worse than shitters was.
She's already got one foot in the grave.
Shitney was still teetering.
Submitted by M.E. on May 14, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Well we thought the same thing about Britney and look at her impressive turn around. I think Amy can be saved. I am praying.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
How she manages to avoid the pokey and death totally amazes me..
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 12:52pm.
I don't want Amy to go to jail. I want her to get help. I am glad she didn't go. Poor girl.
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Sadly LA, either jail or death are going to be the only two things left to help Wino out.
She clearly doesn't want help on her own.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 14, 2008 - 2:57pm.
All I could do for someone like Amy...is pray. :)
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Hey LA-
Wino doesn't want help. She wants to keep shooting drugs in her veins until she dies. Leave her the fuck alone and have respect for her wishes!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I don't want Amy to go to jail. I want her to get help. I am glad she didn't go. Poor girl.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Mawy on May 14, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Is it really that different here? Look at the "talent" of Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears. Look at how harshly Parisite, Blohan, Nicole Ritchie & OJ, among others, were punished. The whole world forgives anything for a pair of big tits, celebrity status & enough money.
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Nah, her record label probably bribed the police to let her off the hook as that's common practice in this lovely country. If she'd been a regular (i.e. non celebrity) crackhead it would've been chokey time or at least a spell in rehab.
WTF is going on with her hair colour?
I am just going to say she is revolting to look at and I am bored with her asinine antics. Following her life is essentially a death-watch, and I have absolutely no interest in her pathetic downward spiral.
Is her hair starting to rust?
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damn, celebrities in england get away with everything. i'm gona get a bad boob job and plaster makeup on my face (cuz thats all u need to do to be a celebrity over there) and move to england. i'll be able to do whatever i want and will never face the consequences! muahahahaha!
Sorry YeahYeahYeah.....how much you wanna bet her mouth is open?
hehehehhehehe
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
I'm not sure if I'm tired of the Wino posts or not. It's like, OK, I already know she's on every drug known to man and gets arrested every day but never serves time. I KNOW her fingers are yellow and she has a crack hive she hides shit in, never changes her footwear, and is losing her teeth.
However, I'm conflicted because I loved the coverage of her being cracked out in the woods. I think I'd only like to see photos of her being drugged out in novelty areas like a dumpster behind McDonald's or Vatican City.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Parissucks, Thanks now I'm sitting here laughing thinking of the stupid faces Jessica Simpson would make while getting asphyxiated.
She worries me. I see a bad ending for her unless she takes some accountability and shapes up.
okie, i would never rat out info on Jodie. If I were going to, I would have sold the story to the NE and got out of debt!
lol
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“All you gotta do is say yes- don't deny what you feel, let me undress you baby..."
- Floetry "Say Yes"
She really needs to get out of London. She needs a sunny island with people who know how to help. She needs Dr. Drew.
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PSL. I thought you were talking about Jodie Foster.. Until I read the bottom.. I thought for sure you were giving us secret insight.. Guess not : (
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They could arrest her by merely taking a look at those yellow crack fingers! Proof right there! *vomits*
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