Xtina Is Ridiculous

"Bitch looks like a tranny dressing as Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. I really think Maybelline created this woman. She's made of pure foundation, powder and rouge.

Xtina also needs to go in and have her implants rotated. It's time for a tune-up."

You seem to have no fucking idea what the hell you are saying! "Bitch looks like a tranny!"?? What the fuck is your problem? Are you sick or do you love trannys! I guess you love trannys, since you only see that in Christina! You would love that right! If she had a big flobby dick hanging down and wating for you to suck on it! Maybe you are jelous and wish you were a tranny! Cock sucker! Love Christina Aguilera! Luv ZarZer!!

LOVE the dress on her. Nicxe to see pink lippy instead of red!

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For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~

Oh yeah those things are definitely fake. Real boobs aren't shiny. She went from having a perfect-sized chest for her little shape to those ugly water balloons. When you can actually see the outline of the saline-filled sac, you know they're not real.

She has always had f*'d up legs. They're shaped weird and she's bow-legged. Like a skinny man. Gross.

Submitted by Albatross on May 14, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Her titties are fake. Look at old pictures of her, when she first became famous. She was as flat as a surfboard. She got implants, and then later got pregnant - the two combined caused her to look like this. Grossssssssss.

I'm not saying they're not fake, but you are aware that she became famous at 18, right? Some girls don't develop until after high school.

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That's funny! Getting her implants rotated! lol

She has certainly cornered the market on peroxide.....honestly she should stop wearing that red lipstick and the stage make-up...and PLEASE stop dressing like a street walker aka Mariah Carey

Xtina would be perfect for some Boob Art Canvas - http://www.gofrostfire.com/acatalog/Boob_Art_Canvas.html

i actually think the dress is cute - too bad she forgot to do up her buttons. but lordy, how fried is her hair? even if you're avoiding having your roots show they shouldn't be 3 shades lighter than the ends of your hair. i expect it will start falling off soon and she'll end up like britney with her bad weaves.

ok maybe not that bad.

yippee!☺

That fucking knees/calves combo.

Could you imagine hitting that? There'd be enough makeup all over your sheets to open your own counter!

And could you imagine seeing her without makeup, if she's that fug WITH makeup? *eye twitch*

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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!

She would look SO much better if she'd stop caking her face with that makeup!! She better have some serious skin care waiting for her at the end of the day...

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Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::

Her boobs are so vainy

The dress is cute. Would look better with that extra button done, though. It looks like a Pucci??

You gals are pretentious. If there are trannies out there that look like that maybe i'm gay; cause I got a semi right now.

dosent look like she has
lost all her baby weight

say what you want about Xtina, but at least she makes a SUPREME effort to look clean and put together...unlike her contemporay Brit!

tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito

Ew she has really become nasty. She used to be so pretty and natural when she first started out.
That is beyond embarrassing when you can't even button your blouse.
Get some class, Christina.
And while you're there, get a new lipstick and hair color.

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I wonder if all the bleaching is making her use Rogain yet...
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Geez Banana shut your friggin gob, okay?

I can't help it. She makes me think of old time Hollywood. Granted, the boobs are a bit much.

She is looking more and more like ANGELYNE!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

she looks ridiculous

i dont really have a problem with her breasts, fake tits are extremely abundant out here in LALA land. the biggest issue here is xtina's hair; its so fucking unflattering it makes her look like a granny. her hair looks white, not blonde.

other than that she gets kudo's for not rockin her usual orange tan & badly drawn on eyebrows. dress is cute though.

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And just fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah your such a fucking hypocrite

And you should know that the lies wont hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours

Ow. Those look like they hurt.

Fucking disgusting. Cover em up Christina damn! Thats a perfectly cute dress and she fucks it up by showing her sad bags. *smdh*

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Is it physically impossible for her to button clothes across her boobs? Jesus Christ, those veiny milktubs flopping out are screamingly frighening.

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She's a mess. She always sends mixed and silly-looking fashion messages. Like tacky late 90's orange -skinned stripper meets heavy-browed 60's Hitchcock meets 50's blonde pin-up meets 80's hot pink lipstick meets disco-era shiny blush and foundation meets white trash Western Pennsylvania hobag. Tedious.

ridiculous ? whatever , totally fuckable .

This insane ho has tried to become a "legend"...lol It hasn't happened yet..

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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...

I still love her. The legally blonde thing is dead on. She has done every look and wears it with pride. Her style is unique. I like that.

Submitted by mike on May 14, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Nice breasts, but the kabuki-style makeup is horrendous. If you're applying the makeup with a spatula when you're 30 or so, what are you going to do when you're 60?

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Damn. The visual alone will keep me awake tonight.

DR.FUNK

I still wanna' tag it...and good.

We get it X-Tina. Your proud of your huge fake cans. Now, can you put those things away while people are trying to eat?

It's one thing to show off obvious implants. Afterall, you paid for them so might as well show them. It's just WRONG to show off obviously BAD implants. They never looked good on her. She can afford to have them fixed.

the implants are obvious now. she doesn't look bad compared to britney but the same could be said for anybody.

I can SEE the implants. They're all wonky. One looks squarish. Oh no! Get that straightened out stat.

Xtina looks sexy and hot. I saw heron millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

Angelyne is in NY now?

Christina dances to the beat of a different drummer, but she still looks better than the "pop" princess.

Hey you get off my cloud...

Submitted by OneLiner on May 14, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Veiny Boobs...Gross....

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It happens when you get preggers. Right now my mammaries look like a satellite picture of highways of the US vein-wise.

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I think she looks great but there really is no need for her to be hanging her tits out-we all know they are big since she had a baby. Keep them covered!!

Mmmmmm milky goodness ;}

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

Shitney should try to be more classy like her rival Christina.

Her titties are fake. Look at old pictures of her, when she first became famous. She was as flat as a surfboard. She got implants, and then later got pregnant - the two combined caused her to look like this. Grossssssssss.

Didn't Posh wear a skirt out of this same material yesterday?

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yeah they're gonna lurv her at the PTA meetings.
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she's pretty and usually has good fashion sense, but that dress is horrendous. looks like something from the rainbow sale rack. and she needs to stop with the damn makeup! she's a pretty girl. she doesn't need bright lipstick and fake lashes 24/7. i bet she's beautiful with just a little mascara and some lipgloss.

and yes, those tits are fake. look up pics of her from 5 years ago. flat chested. there was a rumor going around, i duno if it's true, that she didn't want to go up to win some award with a flat chest, so she got the boob job for some award show. dumb.

HAHAHAHAHA MK You nailed it on the tranny head!!!!!

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Nice breasts, but the kabuki-style makeup is horrendous. If you're applying the makeup with a spatula when you're 30 or so, what are you going to do when you're 60?

Say what you will , I'd still suck on her va-jay-jay till her head caved in ;)

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*