Trent Reznor (43)
Leven Rambin (18)
Tahj Mowry (20)
Nikki Reed (20)
Derek Hough (23)
Andrea Corr (33)
Jordan Knight (38)
Thom Filicia (39)
Cameron Bancroft (41)
Craig Ferguson (46)
Enya (47)
Sugar Ray Leonard (52)
Bob Saget (52)
Bill Paxton (53)
Dennis Hopper (72)



raspberry swirl's picture

Michael K you are amazing for acknowledging the birthday of the hottest man in rock. It hurts my feelings a little that he's *sigh* 43.

LunaChick's picture

Happy Birthday Trent!!! He's been my favorite musician for the last 18 years (yeah, I'm showing my age)

Enya is also a favorite of mine - and Craig is great too. It's a good birthday day ;)

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gucci's picture

Falcor:

I know the feeling *tears in my eyes* i know the feeling! enya's the shit!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by Falcor on May 17, 2008 - 7:59pm.
ENYA's 47?!?!?!???!! I love me some Enya, but i didnt know that ho was that old...and Trents in his 40s too! And Maynard is like 49 as well....all the great ones are wasting away to dust soon to be no more...why cant they be young forever???
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Falcor's picture

ENYA's 47?!?!?!???!! I love me some Enya, but i didnt know that ho was that old...and Trents in his 40s too! And Maynard is like 49 as well....all the great ones are wasting away to dust soon to be no more...why cant they be young forever???

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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!

gucci's picture

Happy Birthday to Trent "i wanna fuck you like an animal" Renzor you are well loved man!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all including "dry as toast with no butter" Bob Saget.

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

chola loca's picture

Hot!!!

Lory's picture

Hey Trent!, would you be kind enough to
"Fuck Me Like An Animal!" HAHA!.
I love Trent, he is the hotness!
He makes me "Closer" to God. *sigh*
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Let me dirty up your mind.

Trent just keeps getting better with age.

pinkdoodoo2's picture

Trent Reznor is one hot slut. I love a dark creative man.

...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High

Gry's picture

Damn, Trent's looking fine.

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ubmitted by soul on May 17, 2008 - 10:06am.

Trent Reznor (43) ????
Tahj Mowry (20) ???
Nikki Reed (20) ???

Trent is Nine Inch Nails.
Tahj Mowry was a Disney Kid (The Smart Guy) and is Tia and Tamara's little brother
Nikki Reed wrote and was in "Thirteen" with Evan Rachel Wood.

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-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

devilgirl's picture

I love Trent! Saw him once in New Orleans coming out of his house. I had to tell him he was a God. He laughed and said "thanks"- He looks fab in person.
Well, at least back then, in 1998. No, I wasn't stalking him, I was actually stalking Anne Rice, he just happened to live near her.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Bob Saget's Always Been a Dirty Bastard, You Just Didn’t Know It

Bob Saget's life on television, particularly on Full House, portrayed him as squeaky clean. Or as he puts it, "A guy with a DustBuster and bouffant hairdo on maybe the most family-friendly show of all time." It's hard to imagine Danny Tanner wrapping up spousal and child abuse, incest, excrement, and semen in a single joke, as Saget did in the comedy documentary The Aristocrats, but that's the comedian's true nature; his work is actually filthy, disturbing, and sickly hilarious. He pushes the envelope until it's fallen off the table, and he has become successful doing it.

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DeeDee's picture

Haha Aphid! My hubby does that too. But I refuse to sing any songs.

Trent looks HAWT in this pic.

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ITSKTBITCH's picture

Trent is really, really sexy. Damn!

DebFrmHell's picture

SOOO much hotness in todays Birfday's.
Trent R makes me wish I was 22 all over again!
Craig F makes me wish I was 22 all over again!
Dennis Hopper is 72??? Makes feel like am 22!

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Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!

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Ahhhh, Craig Ferguson is the hotness! My favorite new American.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

HE is a handsome guy! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club www.RichMatchMaking.com for wealthy singles/celebs? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol

Hot taurus overload. Happy birthday, Trent and all you other hot bulls.

soul's picture

Trent Reznor (43) ????
Leven Rambin (18) ???
Tahj Mowry (20) ???
Nikki Reed (20) ???
Derek Hough (23) ???
Andrea Corr (33) ???
Jordan Knight (38) maybe
Thom Filicia (39)???
Cameron Bancroft (41)maybe, related to Anne???
Craig Ferguson (46) ???
Enya (47)???
Sugar Ray Leonard (52)!!yeah
Bob Saget (52) !!yeah
Bill Paxton (53) !!yeah
Dennis Hopper (72)!!yeah

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!

sad.. I only know the ones at the end of the list. :( :)
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"I am Frau Blücher" - Frau Blücher
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Nicole's picture

Oh God, excuse me while I simultaneously drool and hump my monitor. Trent is so delicious.

-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

Estrus's picture

Holy crap, I thought that was Warren Beatty!

Trent !!! My fav musician ever. Happy Birthday, hot bitch !!!
And Happy Birthday to Enya, Bill Paxton and Dennis Hopper

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 17, 2008 - 7:05am.
Happy Birthday Dennis Hopper! Blue Velvet is one of my top ten favorite movies.

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Morning MK and all you lazy whores.

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Good morning!

Anytime Heineken is brought up at our house, bf has to do that Dennis Hopper bit from Blue Velvet. Then I have to start singing "In Dreams" of course. "Candy-colored clown!"

I used to have such a crush on Trent back in the day. And Bill Paxton's great, loved him in "Aliens" - "In case you haven't kept up with current events, we just got our butts kicked. GAME OVER!"

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I know mike! I thought I was going to pee my pants when Saget was telling the joke.

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Parker's picture

Dang! Lots of cool people barfdays today. Happy Barfday, ya'll!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Happy B'day to Enya, Sugar Ray Leonard and Bill Paxton.
~SAS

mike's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 17, 2008 - 11:10am.

I actually like Bob Saget, since "The Aristocrats"- that guy is nasty! LOL. He was also hilarious on Entourage.

Word! Bob Saget was the best on The Aristocrats.

parissucksliterally's picture

LOVE Trent and Ferguson.

I actually like Bob Saget, since "The Aristocrats"- that guy is nasty! LOL. He was also hilarious on Entourage.

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loric's picture

Love NIN and Trent! "Closer" is one of my favorite NIN tunes.

Hate Bob Saget. He has child toucher written all over him.

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God be with you, dumbass.

Ang's picture

trent IS nin, oklahoma. and he's still the hotness.

DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday Dennis Hopper! Blue Velvet is one of my top ten favorite movies.

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Morning MK and all you lazy whores.

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Shaniquanaynay's picture

Happy Birthday to sexy Craig Ferguson. I'd do naughty things to him.
Happy Birthday to Dennis Hopper. Where ya been? I haven't seen you in a while.

oklahoma's picture

Uhm, KoolAid Addict. Mind your Bidness, That's all, Just Mind your Bidness!!

Bob Saget is all right, he was funny on that Jamie Kennedy show, he did a rap.. My husband HATES him, BAD!!

funny Sensimina.. I've heard he is a real big pervert..

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Corky's picture

Happy Birthday Nikki Reed!!

I can't wait to see her in "Twilight"!!!

so pensive, so douchey...

and i'm actually a fan.

heartwants's picture

I love Craig Ferguson. When he first got that show, I was like "What were they thinking?" and then he grew on me. Queer eye boy, Sugar Ray, Paxton,and Hopper. Hate Saget.

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Happy birthday Trent Reznor!
Piggy from The Downward Spiral will always be on my "Top Ten Songs to Fuck to"

Sensimina's picture

GROSS, I met Bob Saget. We went to Hollywood for a HS drama trip and saw the pilot of his CRAPPY WB show "Raising Dad" (I think they might have changed the name when the show actually aired). He was so dirty and made tons of super crude jokes that would never fucking fly on the WB, including some about fucking a dog in the ass. He wasted so much time and film. He talked to us for a minute after the show and signed autographs and me and my friend were holding in the LOLs and were like "OMG! We LOVE your work on Full House!" and other patronizing shit.

Then we all ran into him again at the Comedy Store.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Happy Birthday to a bunch of my favorite celebs!

Happy Birthday to that hot piece of Scottish ass, Craig Ferguson. God he gets me wet.

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D.R.'s picture

Wow, he looks horrible in that picture.

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NitWitty's picture

Morning, Sluts! Just like yesterday, all the really good bday sluts are towards the bottom of the list, with the exception of Trent :) Happy birthday, Sluts!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Kool-Aid addict's picture

Oklahoma--
You do suck. How can you not know who Trent Reznor is???

Happy birthday my sweet! I will see you at Lollapalooza in Chicago very soon! xoxox

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oklahoma's picture

NO that was Nikki Cox.. I just seen..My bad!

No WAY, Trent Reznor sings for NIN?? I loves that band.. "fuck you like an animal." *chills*

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oklahoma's picture

Dang, i really don't know who any of these people are.. But I think Trent Reznor is a singer from a Band I know.. I suck!! Wait, Isn't Nikki Reed the girl that we were making fun of earlier w/ fishy lips.. *thinking*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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