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Yesterday, during an interview for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes, Jack Black spilled the frijoles that Angie Jo is knocked up with twins. She quickly confirmed it. One of her other co-stars, Dustin Hoffman, gave up her due date on "Today" this morning. When is the special day? August 19th! FYI: You don't have to go to work that day.
The two chosen ones will be kid #5 and #6 for Brangie. Angie Jo said, "Like most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
Angie said they will "possibly" stay in France. She said she wanted to keep the sex of the babies private.
Jackie Chan, also a co-star, will probably "spill" the sex of the babies. Please! You know Angie Jo is telling all her co-stars to accidentally give up the info during interviews. That way it's not coming from her. I know how she works! Bitch thinks she's slick.
Angie said they do everything they can to keep their children aware of their individual native customs, "Our daughter's very proud that she's African. And our boys are very proud that they're Asian – they know about their country … down to their food or their flags or their music." She went on to say, "And...umm..the other one...um...I forget her name sometimes..umm...Sheila...um...Sheena? Oh Shiloh! Yeah, Shiloh. She's there too." Ok, she didn't say that last part.
They should build an "It's A Small World" ride in all their homes. They can ride it each day to learn about their cultures. Hey, I've learned many things on that ride. I'll write up a 6-page essay on all the things I've learned from the "It's A Small World" and have it on your desk before 5pm.
Angie Jo is boring and Jack Bla is an A-hole. Was he giving us another clue with Brady Bunch? Three girls, three boys? Such suspense!
Aw, another gem of a statement for womankind: "being pregnant makes you more of a woman". Great!
God! I fucking hate being pregnant. I love the end result of course. I never liked the thought of my body being hi-jacked. But I love my spawn, so i guess that makes me crazy.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Madame S-You stated exactly why I continue to follow this train wreck. I think that when it ends, it is going to be spectacular. I also wonder who Papa Pitt is going to morph into after AJ.
Submitted by rosespring_1231 on May 15, 2008 - 10:47am.
She was just upset that the Duggars were getting all that media attention for their 18 (soon to be 19)kids. You can do it Angie, after the twins you've only need 14 more to have the biggest collection.
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I think she just might catch up with them. She's going to be addicted to the fertility drugs and multiple births. She won't be happy until she craps out 6 at a time.
My mom used to go on and on about how much she loved being pregnant.
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"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant...."
How dare she speak for all women? It was NOT fun having my head in the toilet for the first 4 months & being hospitalized twice for dehydration.
Not all of us have fabulous pregnancies like she does. Dumb ass!
Pers-- Oooh!! Can we get matching tattoos that can later be easily altered...I mean re-tattooed to reaffirm our love?
I'm sure i'll be crucified for defending this, but her generalizations about her childrens' heritage is exactly how we describe our heritage. If you are from the US, you say 'I'm American', which actually describes all of North and South America to the rest of the world. So it's not really that different than saying 'he's Asian' or 'she's African'
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North America has only 2 countries: Canada and the US. Africa, meanwhile, has 53 countries if you include the island groups. Asia has 45. Big difference.
This woman needs to be sterilized. At both ends. No more babies to add to her collection, no more words to annoy the hell out of people. I've never actually met a woman who didn't enjoy being pregnant. But since she loves it, she has to assume that no one else ever could. Since she's such an enlightened saint and all.
Exactly, being pregnant, even at the most uncomfortable stage, is wonderful. I was so grateful that I was able to get pregnant, and felt blessed, as corny as that sounds. Angie reminds me of a neighbor of mine who was just obsessed with being pregnant. She was miserable when she was NOT pregnant, and could only talk about the *next* time she was going to get pregnant-ad nauseam. This in itself is unhealthy. Pregnancy is a means to an end, after all, not a stand alone event to enjoy like a paparazzi-infested movie premier.
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 15, 2008 - 11:42am.
"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant."
This is why I hate this bitch. Have you ever talked to another woman Angie, or were your mouths too full of taco the whole time? Dumb ho.
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EXACTLY!! Yes, she's the only woman who likes being pregnant. All those dumbass woman who've been pregnant before are just too stupid to realize how wonderful it is to carry a life within their own body.
Again, just go away, Angie. She's so damn tedious.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 15, 2008 - 10:51am.
Pers-- The bones are never wrong. It's set then-- I just have to recruit M.E., No Words, Dx3, ISMU and LCT for the wedding party and we are on-- We will all wear vials of blood around our neck and have a life-sized cutout of Angie there to perform the ceremony.
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You know what? That party sounds like a hot mess - we'll worship Angie's placenta and wear ugly Brad Pitt old man fedoras. Later, we'll walk on hot coals while invoking the holy name of Maddox and play hide the Shiloh.
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 15, 2008 - 10:42am.
"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant."
This is why I hate this bitch. Have you ever talked to another woman Angie, or were your mouths too full of taco the whole time? Dumb ho.
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She DID have her mouth full of taco. I told Maddox about it.
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Pers-- The bones are never wrong. It's set then-- I just have to recruit M.E., No Words, Dx3, ISMU and LCT for the wedding party and we are on-- We will all wear vials of blood around our neck and have a life-sized cutout of Angie there to perform the ceremony.
I don't think Angie has any female friends, or just friends in general. She surrounds herself with paid employees, and makes damned sure her kids don't make any little friends of their own and have to depend on her for everything.
She is the alpha and the omega.
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Drama♥ and M.E.♥ - add me to the loved being pregnant club! Watching a little foot move across my belly was one of the most incredible feelings ever.
"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant."
This is why I hate this bitch. Have you ever talked to another woman Angie, or were your mouths too full of taco the whole time? Dumb ho.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 8:50am.
So I was just reading over at the other AJ post.. big things happened last night.. I guesss LA got banned.. Woo Pee.. that's what I got out of it anyways..
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Holy crap... really???
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So Dustin Hoffman just so "accidentally" let out that her due date is Aug 19. ummmm ok
This is called bad acting.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on May 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
Yep! The only part I didn't enjoy was the excruciating back labor, but if I was able to have another child, I would gladly have endured that again. Epidurals ROCK!!!
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NOT allowed. Angelina Jolie is the only woman allowed to enjoy her pregnancy.
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Submitted by JeanGenie on May 15, 2008 - 11:29am.
That's so true. During the first weeks after the HPT I was literally craving to have some nausea just to feel somehow sure that everything was fine. Feeling tired may be disturbing, but still you're going through all that for someone who's really worth it.
So arrogant, so lame.
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Exactly. This woman can just go away now. Self righteous bitch. "I'm pregnant with Brad Pitt's babies! Neener neener! I'm the most amazing woman alive! I'm better than everyone!"
Yeah. Adopting kids and then neglecting them makes you as saintly as the cat who chomps down on the bird's jugular just to watch it squirm.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
Yep! The only part I didn't enjoy was the excruciating back labor, but if I was able to have another child, I would gladly have endured that again. Epidurals ROCK!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I'm sure i'll be crucified for defending this, but her generalizations about her childrens' heritage is exactly how we describe our heritage. If you are from the US, you say 'I'm American', which actually describes all of North and South America to the rest of the world. So it's not really that different than saying 'he's Asian' or 'she's African'
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I couldn't agree more. Every pregnant woman I've known has said they've loved being pregnant, even when they were puking for the first four months of it. Seriously, does she think she's the ONLY woman who's given birth recently NOT in a barn???
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That's so true. During the first weeks after the HPT I was literally craving to have some nausea just to feel somehow sure that everything was fine. Feeling tired may be disturbing, but still you're going through all that for someone who's really worth it.
So arrogant, so lame.
http://www.celebitchy.com/11700/angelina_jolie_is_due_to_have_her_twins_...
The new pics on celebitchy are very telling. The whore has so much botox in her face she cant even smile right.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on May 15, 2008 - 11:15am.
Well, spank my ass & call me Judy! I guess Skankalina & I are like twins. Because "unlike most women" I loved being pregnant too ...
What a self-important twat.
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I couldn't agree more. Every pregnant woman I've known has said they've loved being pregnant, even when they were puking for the first four months of it. Seriously, does she think she's the ONLY woman who's given birth recently NOT in a barn???
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ME: You can always be a member of my clubs! :-)
Like you, I always wanted to have my own kids. It really looked like it wasn't going to happen, which makes my son all the more treasured.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I am sure Angelina will announce the twins are girls during her press conference for Wanted. The movie opens 6/27.
Drama - I needs to be in the club too. I absolutely LOVED being pregnant. But I ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN KIDS!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 11:12am.
LCT.. I was just picking my boogers.. We make castle together *holds out hand to grab yours*
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SWEET! Add your scabs too. The boogers will act as scab glue.
Seriously, it makes me want to puke how Angelina is reveling in the fact that she thinks her due date is Christ's second coming.
FUCK. OFF. YOU HORRID BITCH.
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Submitted by Pers on May 15, 2008 - 6:17am.
I love you. I truly, truly love you. I can't figure out who I want to marry more; you, BB or Newportjoey. Since I think only one or two(?) would be legal at this point, that might narrow it down.
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Well, I just conferred with the vial of St. Angie of the Miraculous Vagina's blood I wear around my neck at all times. I also threw the sacred bones of all of AJ's past lovers, and the holy message I received is that the most Holy Saint Angie of the revered cooter says that thou shalt honour her, but marry Pers.
Amen.
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Well, spank my ass & call me Judy! I guess Skankalina & I are like twins. Because "unlike most women" I loved being pregnant too ...
What a self-important twat.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LCT.. I was just picking my boogers.. We make castle together *holds out hand to grab yours*
Sings.. My buddy and me.. *skips away*
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She's such an ass. Yes, I loved being pregnant, so did ninetynine percent of all the other mom's I know, and believe me, with two kids in two different schools, I knew plenty of moms.
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Hmm, I think I'll be making a booger castle that day. Sorry Angie.
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Hearing her say she loves being pregnant makes me want to punch her in the face.
Why? Because this is the same bitch that say she was almost certain she'd never procreate, she only wanted to save deprived children.
Now this shit.
Fuck you Angie.
Her look there is so Sophia Lauren. Oh Angie, thy words of wisdom are so heart warming. NOT!!!! Shut up and go drink some blood from your Vial. Damn vampire!
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
I'm LMAO at that Kimmy Gibbler picture..
I go poop now
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Sensimina - Madam S.
I hope she stays with Brad for fucking EVER because if not her Messianic complex is going to blow up even more than it has. She'll become a marytr, a saintly single mother struggling to raise 14 kids on her own. That shit does NOT need to happen.
Ooh, I just got visions of Mia Farrow dancing in my head with that post!
EDIT: Jinx Kimmy Gibbler! ;)
madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 9:56am.
Damn, she's a delusional ass. My understanding is that many, many women love being pregnant. This chick lives in a fantasy world in her head.
It seems inevitable that the shit will hit the fan in a spectacular fashion.
- Or inside someone else's head.
When the shit hits, she will become the ultimate victim, Oprah is counting the days.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 10:56am.
...And is there any wonder why people find this situation an intriguing train-wreck waiting to happen? They JUST met, what? Two years ago while he was married. Now their on their SIXTH kid, he's gotten divorced, and they've sped around to different countries as fast as their private jets can take them. How do they even know one another? It seems inevitable that the shit will hit the fan in a spectacular fashion.
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Let's hope so! I'm so sick of this family. I guess Angelina is like Mia and Brad is like Woody. We might have to wait till Zahara grows up so Brad can start sleeping with her.
Hey there and Good Morning! I saw an AJ thread and was delighted to be able to post my thoughts on her.
Do I have a thought about her? Yep, she is going to have two little leos so anything she did wrong in the past, she will be paying for it later...8-)
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I hope she stays with Brad for fucking EVER because if not her Messianic complex is going to blow up even more than it has. She'll become a marytr, a saintly single mother struggling to raise 14 kids on her own. That shit does NOT need to happen.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am
I found it more annoying than anything, simply because it was, once again, all about her and her feelings and her so-called mission here, or whatever. It's like, I don't care. Just leave. Auf Wiedersehen.
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I ignored her dramatic exit, because she'll be back. And yes, her mission statement was definitely three exits past crazy.
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I actually think she's still here, just under a different moniker.
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"Unlike most women..."
Oh get the fuck over yourself Angelina! Her and Gwyneth both--pretentious assholes!!
UGH! Someone should rip out her tongue. All that money and dumb as shit.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Lucky duck with the u/s. I don't get one for another two months. *grump* I had to explain to my husband that a speculum is like a car jack for your hoo-hoo. I think he waited outside for those special appointments from then on.
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:-D I can understand him, I don't think that's really the nicest of visions.
I must say my husband surprised me, he always stays in and watches everything as he as to learn how to help. "And don't ever consider birthing without me, I must be there with you!" Ooookay sweetie. He's really into the whole thing, and this helps my paranoia a lot.
Hold on until your next exam, while posting on here time will fly away :-D
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