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Yesterday, during an interview for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes, Jack Black spilled the frijoles that Angie Jo is knocked up with twins. She quickly confirmed it. One of her other co-stars, Dustin Hoffman, gave up her due date on "Today" this morning. When is the special day? August 19th! FYI: You don't have to go to work that day.
The two chosen ones will be kid #5 and #6 for Brangie. Angie Jo said, "Like most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
Angie said they will "possibly" stay in France. She said she wanted to keep the sex of the babies private.
Jackie Chan, also a co-star, will probably "spill" the sex of the babies. Please! You know Angie Jo is telling all her co-stars to accidentally give up the info during interviews. That way it's not coming from her. I know how she works! Bitch thinks she's slick.
Angie said they do everything they can to keep their children aware of their individual native customs, "Our daughter's very proud that she's African. And our boys are very proud that they're Asian – they know about their country … down to their food or their flags or their music." She went on to say, "And...umm..the other one...um...I forget her name sometimes..umm...Sheila...um...Sheena? Oh Shiloh! Yeah, Shiloh. She's there too." Ok, she didn't say that last part.
They should build an "It's A Small World" ride in all their homes. They can ride it each day to learn about their cultures. Hey, I've learned many things on that ride. I'll write up a 6-page essay on all the things I've learned from the "It's A Small World" and have it on your desk before 5pm.
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Damn, she's a delusional ass. My understanding is that many, many women love being pregnant. This chick lives in a fantasy world in her head.
And is there any wonder why people find this situation an intriguing train-wreck waiting to happen? They JUST met, what? Two years ago while he was married. Now their on their SIXTH kid, he's gotten divorced, and they've sped around to different countries as fast as their private jets can take them. How do they even know one another? It seems inevitable that the shit will hit the fan in a spectacular fashion.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am
I found it more annoying than anything, simply because it was, once again, all about her and her feelings and her so-called mission here, or whatever. It's like, I don't care. Just leave. Auf Wiedersehen.
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I ignored her dramatic exit, because she'll be back. And yes, her mission statement was definitely three exits past crazy.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by JeanGenie on May 15, 2008 - 9:47am.
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Lucky duck with the u/s. I don't get one for another two months. *grump* I had to explain to my husband that a speculum is like a car jack for your hoo-hoo. I think he waited outside for those special appointments from then on.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Congratulations to you as well! I know it's hard to not worry, but the onslaught of fatigue and constipation may not be fun but they're all good signs. Have your heard the heartbeat yet? We did yesterday for the first time and it's nice to be out of the woods for the most part miscarriage-wise.
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Thank you dear. Yes, we heard the heartbeat a couple of weeks ago, during an endovaginal ultrasound (I'm still wondering how can hubby not burst in laughters when he watches my medical examinations... I guess I must look like a chicken upside down) this is my first pregnancy, and I try to stay as calm as possible... I'm having the ultra-screening on June, and I really look forward to see "it" again. I'm convinced I'm truly pregnant only when I look at the pictures of the ultrasound :-D
Plus I'm not toxo or CMV positive so I have to be careful with everything I touch or eat.
Hugs!
She was just upset that the Duggars were getting all that media attention for their 18 (soon to be 19)kids. You can do it Angie, after the twins you've only need 14 more to have the biggest collection.
Teehee. YourMom.. I was trying to cheer up Missy w/ tht pic one day by sending it to her work when I was at home..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Pers on May 15, 2008 - 6:17am.
I love you. I truly, truly love you. I can't figure out who I want to marry more; you, BB or Newportjoey. Since I think only one or two(?) would be legal at this point, that might narrow it down.
islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 9:42am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 15, 2008 - 10:40am.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 9:37am.
"Selective Multifetal Reduction.", I read that at first as "Multiferal".
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I read it as "Multifecal".
-ahahahahahaha....Poo Babies.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Are there "Pretentious" hormones that are released when pregnant, or is it just Angelina?
Yep. Thought so.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 15, 2008 - 10:40am.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 9:37am.
"Selective Multifetal Reduction.", I read that at first as "Multiferal".
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I read it as "Multifecal".
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Uwish on May 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
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I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend there might be more than one person that has half a brain and the self esteem to appreciate a beautiful woman but I AM NOT LOVE ANGELINA after reading the post from yesterday I felt pretty bad for this girl who you guys obviously antagonize like a bunch of hyena’s. Oh and I found it hilarious some of you had proof we were the same person! Fucking liars and hags huh.. Well anyways peace out! I’m going to go and enjoy MK’s other post now.
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You're like George Costanza. Don't let the door hit your ass on your way out.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 9:38am.
YourMOm.. Fuck.. You're to hit Refresh, NOW!! I was just fucking around w/ a j in my mouth, and I changed the Av real quick.. Its diff now. I'm mad that anyone has seen it. B/c I changed it before I was out of the MyProfile screen.. But yes.. totally skanky.. *runs away to never come back*
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Oh, stop. You look all cute and snarky. Now get back over here, silly!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 9:37am.
I have no idea if Angie had fertility treatments
and I wouldn't even speculate.
Because fertility treatments often end up with multiple fetuses which are a higher risk, doctors perform what is known as a Selective Multifetal Reduction.
- "Selective Multifetal Reduction.", I read that at first as "Multiferal".
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
JeanGenie.. Yeah, I forgot about that part, of doing her proud.. she's a fucking nut case. they both are. Like does she think the real AJ would be happy she is running around like a fool telling people how to think about her? AJ would so get a restraining order on her FAST!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
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I know it’s hard for you ignorant bitches to comprehend there might be more than one person that has half a brain and the self esteem to appreciate a beautiful woman but I AM NOT LOVE ANGELINA after reading the post from yesterday I felt pretty bad for this girl who you guys obviously antagonize like a bunch of hyena’s. Oh and I found it hilarious some of you had proof we were the same person! Fucking liars and hags huh.. Well anyways peace out! I’m going to go and enjoy MK’s other post now.
Constipated, ladies?
Get thee some germinated brown rice!
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San Matias
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 7:53am.
Me Too Mike. and chick typed this big long letter to all of us, Like "I was mad at this sight, And I shall be gone, find me on PopSugar if you must" It was creepy..
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I found it more annoying than anything, simply because it was, once again, all about her and her feelings and her so-called mission here, or whatever. It's like, I don't care. Just leave. Auf Wiedersehen.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
YourMOm.. Fuck.. You're to hit Refresh, NOW!! I was just fucking around w/ a j in my mouth, and I changed the Av real quick.. Its diff now. I'm mad that anyone has seen it. B/c I changed it before I was out of the MyProfile screen.. But yes.. totally skanky.. *runs away to never come back*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I have no idea if Angie had fertility treatments
and I wouldn't even speculate.
Because fertility treatments often end up with multiple fetuses which are a higher risk, doctors perform what is known as a Selective Multifetal Reduction.
A woman may be carrying 5 or 6 fetuses after IVF, she goes through this procedure and VOILA, "fraternal twins."
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San Matias
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 4:31pm.
I read that, too Oklahoma. Eepy-cray to be sure! I'm locking myself in my bedroom at night!
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I went and read the whole thing... what really creeped me was that "I think I did Angie proud" or something like that...
I mean, really? I could never understand how can anyone get to that point of delusion.
Speaking as the atheist I am, it sounds just as if AJ is her goddess... literally.
Dawn had a great line yesterday: Twin press releases.
Okie, is that you in your avvie?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by JeanGenie on May 15, 2008 - 9:28am.
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Congratulations to you as well! I know it's hard to not worry, but the onslaught of fatigue and constipation may not be fun but they're all good signs. Have your heard the heartbeat yet? We did yesterday for the first time and it's nice to be out of the woods for the most part miscarriage-wise.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
GreenIsGood *hides in bedroom too* Funny you spoke in pig latin.. Bwahahaha.. yeah, I skimmed thru all that this morning. I was surprised at what went on.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 10:23am.
"Unlike most women..."
Angie there is no need to remind us of how different and special you are.
And smug.
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Yeah, right?
And if she used something like Clomid, that often releases more than one egg, possibly resulting in multiples.
She has three more months to go? She's gonna be HUGE!!!!!!
Either she is fuming that her co-stars are spilling the beans on her OR she is feeding it to them to "accidently" drop.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 7:53am.
Me Too Mike. and chick typed this big long letter to all of us, Like "I was mad at this sight, And I shall be gone, find me on PopSugar if you must" It was creepy..
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I read that, too Oklahoma. Eepy-cray to be sure! I'm locking myself in my bedroom at night!
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 15, 2008 - 3:41pm.
I know most women actually say they love being pregnant.
I'm in my 3rd month now and can't say I'm enjoying it much....the fatigue, nausea, sore breasts, constipation, never-ending hunger.....I heard it gets easier when you're get to your 2nd trimester (I'll start that next week) and should be fine until your 9th month. Any of you mommies out there wanna back that up??
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I'm due December 17th, I'm in my third month too.
And I must say I'm lucky, I never had any nausea. But I do understand you so much about fatigue, sore breasts and constipation. I've never liked or needed to sleep much, while now I sleep so badly at night and I often wake up, while in the morning I can't seem to be able to keep my eyes open. It's disturbing 'cause I'm usually pretty strong and active, while now I feel so weak.
I haven't gained any weight, I'm only 5'7, but still there's already a little hint of a bump.
What kills me, and I think it'll kill me until June, is that I'm soooo paranoid, I'm often worried that something might go wrong. I know it's stupid to feel like this, but I can't really help it.
Wish you both good luck, McLovin and ISMU!
Oh my, looks like I missed the last hours on here with LA. Pity.
Kisses to all by your Italian lurker :-D
Oh, I think maybe the drugs cause the body to release more than one egg or something, hence increase fertility... Ok, maybe I should just not even talk about it if I don't really know!
Re: not revealing the twins' genders-Puh-lease! When has this woman ever kept anything private? Does she even know the defination of private?
I don't think they did IVF. That is usually a last resort. I think they take fertility drugs first, which somehow make it more likely to have twins. It must make it easier for the sperm to get into the egg or something. I don't really know much about that sort of stuff because I think I'm probably pretty fertile and don't need to know!
She probably wouldn't have needed fertility drugs if she were a healthy weight to begin with. I can't believe they didn't advise against it since she was having so many problems with being too thin.
"Unlike most women..."
Angie there is no need to remind us of how different and special you are.
And smug.
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Good Morning BB! Yes, we are all stunned and greatly impressed by her words of wisdom, yet again. I mean, why would we doubt the words of an "ex"-addict, man-stealing, veiny armed, narcissistc whore who is in competition with her own daughter? Now she'll have three to compete with if the reports are true.
Awww....she and Brad have a nice family. They seem to be trying their best to give the kids a good life.
Best wishes to them.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
From what I understand of IVF (which isn't a whole lot so don't crucify me if I'm wrong!) is that they implant like 5 eggs or something at the same time in hopes that at least 1 of them can attach. And very often, more than one will make it hence why women who underwent IVF often have multiples.
I'm not 100% sure but that's what I thought.
So in Angie's case, everybody is speculating that she was too thin and didn't have the body weight to ovulate herself, so she would have underwent IVF to get pregnant and that is how she ended up with twins.
Seeing as to how magazines were saying she was 5'8 and 100 pounds (YUCK), I could believe it!
You want to hear creepy? That pregnant woman trailing behind her is Holly, her assistant, supposedly due around the same time as the ho.
On topic, where did the IVF idea start? I've heard it a few times here and I'm wondering if it's just speculation because everybody and their bloody mother is having twins or if there's some kind of proveable story behind it. And I don't even care if proveable isn't a word. So there!
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I think it was Life and Style that had the story, but her LA obstetrician had said something to the effect that he was going to help her conceive if she'd try to gain 10 lbs or something like that. And I think brother/lover made some kind of stupid statement to the press.
Congrats to all the Pregnant Sluts on here this morning.
Be sure to register for Mom Jeans.
Karen Flatts:
Good morning Slut!!!
She loves being pregnant so much she leaves her own country to talk about it.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 15, 2008 - 8:58am.
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5'11" and 140 without trying? Yeah, I do hate you. (Kidding!) Congratulations on your bundle. I'm due Dec. 2nd. I've gained 7 so far if I'm REALLY honest and I'm okay with that. I'm 5'5" and did 60+ with my other two and I'm sick of feeling as wide as I am tall. If I stay under 30 I'll be really happy.
On topic, where did the IVF idea start? I've heard it a few times here and I'm wondering if it's just speculation because everybody and their bloody mother is having twins or if there's some kind of proveable story behind it. And I don't even care if proveable isn't a word. So there!
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 15, 2008 - 6:53am.
"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
Really Skeletina? You know this because...? You have soooo many girlfriends? You have so many friends???? You talk to the peasants?
Add this to her pile of back tracking lies.
This from the hag who once PROCLAIMED she would never have a bio child. Oh sure.
Please, Whoralina has cashed in on being pregnant and realized the photo op potential being pregnant was.
What the fuck is this? Brangelina Week?
My calendar only has Armed Forces Day on Saturday marked off.
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Thank you BB-- my response exactly. Well, it was more like, "Fuck you bitch, I loved being pregnant."
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Zahara and Maddox TOTALLY do have spoiled written across their faces. I don't even want to KNOW what one of them sounds like when throwing a tantrum. Thank god Angelina doesn't have to raise the kids when the cameras aren't around!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 15, 2008 - 8:58am.
call them.
they put me on Flintstones cause I didn't poo for days and that's not funny ever, but when your preg, forget about it~!
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ISMU, I am due November 25th.
I haven't gained any weight yet really except for my breasts, no sign of a bump really, just looks like I ate a big meal and can't get it to pass through (which is sooo true haha!). I'm one of those 5'11 bitches who can eat almost anything and still stay a healthy thin (140-145 lbs). Although everybody I know if dying for it to catch up to me which I'm sure it will very soon :)
and Christine, children's vitamins instead of pre-natal? I'll have to ask about that Thank you!! :)
Im sure her kids are aware of thier heritage..NOT, those kids, except for the blob whose kept in a room under the stairs, are spoiled rotten. You can see it in Zaharas face. And Maddox thinks hes all that and a bag of chips, because Skankalina lets him know hes her favorite..I wouldn't go see one of her movies if she was having a litter of six!
"Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
Really Skeletina? You know this because...? You have soooo many girlfriends? You have so many friends???? You talk to the peasants?
Add this to her pile of back tracking lies.
This from the hag who once PROCLAIMED she would never have a bio child. Oh sure.
Please, Whoralina has cashed in on being pregnant and realized the photo op potential being pregnant was.
What the fuck is this? Brangelina Week?
My calendar only has Armed Forces Day on Saturday marked off.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 3:16pm.
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that also irritated me too. how superficial are her criteria for her children being aware of the countries and cultures of their origin by birth? what do they know about their home languages? the religions and traditional beliefs of the people they come from? i'm not saying they can't learn these things being raised by people from a different culture but the way she's so smug and superior like she invented adoption and child rearing really sets my teeth on edge. and i used to really love her when she was crazy
yippee!☺
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 15, 2008 - 8:41am.
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You and I are super-close in our due dates! Oddly enough (especially since I'm on my third) I haven't loved being pregnant but I think I brought it on myself by gaining too much with my first two. It made it that much harder to make it the nine months. This one has been much easier and I've really watched my gaining so I've enjoyed this one more but I can't say I love it.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 15, 2008 - 8:41am.
submitting backup!
It gets a LOT better, your stomach will settle, try some prune juice or ask your Doc if you can switch from pre natal vitamins to children's, I know I had to.
you'll do alot better soon, sleep more, eat more, feel calmer about everything.
hang in there
xoxoxoxo
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I know most women actually say they love being pregnant.
I'm in my 3rd month now and can't say I'm enjoying it much....the fatigue, nausea, sore breasts, constipation, never-ending hunger.....I heard it gets easier when you're get to your 2nd trimester (I'll start that next week) and should be fine until your 9th month. Any of you mommies out there wanna back that up??
Stock Brokerlina- why did you change your name? Looks like LCT did the same. Did you get reported or something? I must have missed out on some more drama, like last nights.