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Yesterday, during an interview for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes, Jack Black spilled the frijoles that Angie Jo is knocked up with twins. She quickly confirmed it. One of her other co-stars, Dustin Hoffman, gave up her due date on "Today" this morning. When is the special day? August 19th! FYI: You don't have to go to work that day.
The two chosen ones will be kid #5 and #6 for Brangie. Angie Jo said, "Like most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
Angie said they will "possibly" stay in France. She said she wanted to keep the sex of the babies private.
Jackie Chan, also a co-star, will probably "spill" the sex of the babies. Please! You know Angie Jo is telling all her co-stars to accidentally give up the info during interviews. That way it's not coming from her. I know how she works! Bitch thinks she's slick.
Angie said they do everything they can to keep their children aware of their individual native customs, "Our daughter's very proud that she's African. And our boys are very proud that they're Asian – they know about their country … down to their food or their flags or their music." She went on to say, "And...umm..the other one...um...I forget her name sometimes..umm...Sheila...um...Sheena? Oh Shiloh! Yeah, Shiloh. She's there too." Ok, she didn't say that last part.
They should build an "It's A Small World" ride in all their homes. They can ride it each day to learn about their cultures. Hey, I've learned many things on that ride. I'll write up a 6-page essay on all the things I've learned from the "It's A Small World" and have it on your desk before 5pm.
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understandably, pregnancy is probably much easier for her than for most middle class mothers with her plethora of drivers, assistants, nannies . she hardly needs to walk anywhere and no waiting for transport either, has her cravings satisfied without lifting a finger, doesn't have to run after the other siblings... probably has someone holding her hair back during morning sickness. not to mention, her partner seems to be without a job, and can be there for her 24/7... or is brad pitt filming??
so, i would say pregnancy is more enjoyable in that sense for her and wealthy people in general...
That dress looks super-comfy! I want one.
I was trying to figure out if Stockbroker developed a fan club, or was getting more in touch with their feminine side....glad that mystery was cleared up....
As far as Angelina-I am afraid of the LoveAngelina so much, that I usually avoid all news about the "real" one.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Why go through fertility treatments to get knocked up and then starve and excersize during the pregnancy? Seriously.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Well, my birthday is the 18th, so she better not drop those kittens early. I do not like taint on my special day.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Bow your heads for a moment of silence while we pray to St. Angelina with Divine Womb.
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She looks sexy in pregnancy. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Angie said they will "possibly" stay in France. She said she wanted to keep the sex of the babies private.
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Bitch already has People Magazine booked for the pics I'm betting. Nothing private about them.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 15, 2008 - 9:21am.
She really does look waaaaaaaaay too skinny for carrying twins.......she is a nut!
I can't believe her doctors let her get away with such starvation antics whilest she is preggo.
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I know! She should totally be tube fed at this point.
You know she's just having these blobs so the store bought kids can have someone new to beat up.
She really does look waaaaaaaaay too skinny for carrying twins.......she is a nut!
I can't believe her doctors let her get away with such starvation antics whilest she is preggo.
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Submitted by Pers on May 15, 2008 - 6:17am.
You guys are just hating on a saint. For what? She was sent here by the Baby Jesus to save our unworthy souls.
heeheehee. Morning....
"Angie Jo said, "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
What Angie Jo really meant to say was, "Of course my pregnancy is more special than anyone else's ever was, just like my relationship with Brad is more special than any love in history and that I am the most sexual woman that has ever existed. My shit tastes like the finest chocolate and Brad drinks my piss on ice with vodka and lime. No mere mortal woman's life is worth hammered shit compared to mine and nobody has the remotest inkling how special I am in the universe."
GO JACKY CHAN!
Submitted by Spoiled on May 15, 2008 - 8:14am.
I've never been able to access the forum. When I try to log in, it says, "You have specified an incorrect or inactive username, or an invalid password".
Yet here I is, verified and all. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Exactamundo for me as well spoiled. I thought it was just because I'm often a dumb pothead.
You guys are just hating on a saint. For what? She was sent here by the Baby Jesus to save our unworthy souls. She's here to show us how wrong we are and to teach us how to be humbled in her great presence.
Stare at her growing womb, gaze at her glorious powers! Look upon her acts and be awed!
We are not worthy to have a walking, breeding saint among us.
Prayer to Saint Angie
Saint Angie of the Miraculous Self Important Womb,
Only you know how we humans should act,
and only you know the joys Mother Mary felt when carrying her holy child.
Only through your cooter is salvation, your vagina is the holy grail.
Salvation is only through your birth canal.
Please holy Angie, give us your wisdom and lead us away from evil. For it is you who knows all.
Amen.
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Thx VooDooVixen~
She looks skinny for preggo
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I like how she generalizes about her kids' ethnicity. "Our daughter's very proud that she's African". Um, Africa is a continent, not a frickin country. Each country within Africa has its own culture, languages, and other specifics that set it apart. The moron gave her kid a Swahili name even though she's Ethiopian.
And what's with, "And our boys are very proud that they're Asian – they know about their country … down to their food or their flags or their music"? They are from two different COUNTRIES, and have two very different cultures. As much as she thinks she can lump all Asians together, they are very, very different.
I can't stand this woman's ignorance.
I saw the video of Jack making the announcement and I just need to ask : why does angelina act like a giggling teenager? Whenever she's asked any serious questions she breaks down in laughter. Yeah she's put together. She didn't even look surprised when he said it. Totally rehearsed.
Miss Priss, I remember an interview where she said she liked being pregnant, but didn't like how emotional it made her. She said she was either laughing hysterically or crying at the drop of a hat.
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
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I've never been able to access the forum. When I try to log in, it says, "You have specified an incorrect or inactive username, or an invalid password".
Yet here I is, verified and all. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Sensimina. I think those veins of hers are actually going to be used as the umbilical cord.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Um. Am I imagining this or did Angelina say that she hated being pregnant when she popped out Shiloh,and called her a blob? Now she LOVES being pregnant?
Whatever!!!!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
She isn't the "ONLY" woman in the world who enjoys being pregnant........I did it three times and loved it. I loved how into food I was! My whole world revolved around what was being planned for the next meal. I could have done without the hemorroids though......those are a killer. Mine was so big, I named him Heratio.....yeah.........Heratio the Killer Hemorroid.......good times!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
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Pers, I knew there was a forum, I'm just too dumb to use it.
Mike. Yeah, there was like 2 typos in that letter from her. i was totally looking for those. Suspicious.. Somethings very Anne Heche Fishy about this..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
i loathe this sanctimonious self-serving self-righteous holier-than-thou bitch. she doesn't have any girlfriends or she'd know most women enjoy being pregnant until about the last month.
first Mangie is NEVER having kids because that's one less she'll adopt, now she's spitting them because she loves being pregnant.
Sheesh, ah well, no forum for me right now - can't get the bloody thing to work. Meh. :P
*washes self in the holy placenta of St. Angie of the Divine Ego*
Forgive my sins Angie! Pray for us!
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I bet she loves pregnancy. It means that she can do more than lick a Tic Tac twice a day and stare longingly at a lettuce leaf from across the room.
Like I've said, I like her but I don't get how she's so scrawny.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Thanks Oklahoma, I could use a Vicodin right now. From the looks of it, Santa Angelina's veins are crying out for a full needle. They need it so bad they are trying to walk off her arms and shoot up themselves.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The Vatican hopes to enshrine her uterus post-mortem, of course, adjacent to Michaelangelo's Pieta.
And btw, did she like invent pregnancy???
Pers & Oklahoma ~ you need to go pray at the altra in front of St. Angelina statue until your knees are raw and make a small animal sacrifice.
After your done, re-wash yourself in her holy planceta and ask for divine inspiration to carry on her work to help the rest of us DListed sinners.
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LOL - I didn't know there WAS a forum. *bonks head like in V8 commercial*
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ISMU.. haha.. The turn of the wheel is like mothers milk, puts baby right to sleep.
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*sucking teet of AJ*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
OI! MY birthday is August 19th! You best stay in the Jolie baking pit until the 20th, fetus bitches!
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 8:53am.
I'm dubious of the authenticity of LA's goodbye letter. It was just too well-written, and, well, cogent for her. Not enough spelling errors, either. Like I said, I can't believe she'll be gone for long.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Thanks, Stock Brokerlina. Your avie is looking pretty damn fly, too!
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Sensimina.. Argh, I hear your pain, man!! I know that hangover sucks, And that even the slight water dripping noise drives me crazy. I go nuts.
*throws vicoden at your for headache*
Nibble on that for a while..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 15, 2008 - 8:01am.
Not anymore, bitch, you best to pick a new one.
LMAO
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Why on earth does this woman wear these long dresses when she can't even walk in them without lifting it up? Does she want to trip and fall? Use your head dopey. You can barely see your feet over the belly and then on top of it wear a dress that covers the feet that you can't even see. I find it amusing how this "twins" bomb was dropped just in time for the film festival. Say anything to refocus the publics attention. She's transparent. WHY didn't she give her co-stars a heads up on not leaking private information? If it was such a secret she would've made a point of reminding them to keep their traps shut! Let's face it, this is the same woman who shows up dressed in a tent to cover her bump and then 3 weeks later when she might bump into a certain ex wife - she puts on her skin tight black dress to show off her bump. Can we say "calculating"?!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 8:00am.
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No SHIT??? Damn, I miss everything by passing out on the couch the minute Wheel of Fortune is over.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
August 19th is a very special day.......IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever.........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
What a bunch of sanctimonious dribble.
Yes, Angie I am sure you are the only woman who truly enjoys being pregnant.
Arrogant, much ?
(Insert major eye roll here.)
Just Like A White Winged Dove
OH.. I think everyone went onto the Forum last night, and signed a Fucking Petition.. Bad ass shit.. Funny as hell. yes a petition to get her removed from using the site, well it worked. And that's all I know.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by reinvention on May 15, 2008 - 7:58am.
I can totally see the bitch saying this looking down her nose at whoever she's talking to.
stupid, ignorant bitch.
yeah, Max. I wanted to name my shepherd Maximus, but everyone would call him Max... boring!
So he's Malachai.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
In a nutshell!!
Blah blah shes horrible blah blah shut up jellyheads blah blah No, you're fat blah blah Angeline is sexy blah blah bad mother blah blah junkie blah blah love her blah blah get a life blah blah Brad is a nerd blah blah Maddox blah blah blah blah blah blah.
OK. No more posts needed. I've just saved everyone from posting 700 times. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :o)
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 7:52am.
LMAO Pers.. *washes self in Angies placenta* Oh I feel so Pure.. PURE *passes out*
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God commands you, through the womb of His most divine servant St. Angie of the Miraculous Self-Important Womb - to eat of her placenta, and drink from her teets. Become pure through St. Angie - purify yourselves heathens and scoundrels who doubt the power of St. Angie's holy cooter.
UGH that vein makes me dry heave right now!
ot: we were drinking limoncello last night and that shit doesn't kick in until HOURS aftere you finish the bottle and then yoju are FALL DOWN drunk. i'm still drunk now and there is a motherfucking guy with a lawn mower that sounds like a chainsaw outside of my apartment, UGH.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 15, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Yes, where the FUCK does she get off ? Now she's so fucking santcified she can speak for every woman on the planet?
Mk, you're really milking us lately, lol.
I for one, loved being pregnant and know plenty of women who also did. in fact, I have only met a couple of women who hated it.
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my thoughts exactly
yippee!☺
Well, at least Shilo will have some company down in the dungeon.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.