Thursday, May 15th 2008

Mark Your Calendars

Yesterday, during an interview for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes, Jack Black spilled the frijoles that Angie Jo is knocked up with twins. She quickly confirmed it. One of her other co-stars, Dustin Hoffman, gave up her due date on "Today" this morning. When is the special day? August 19th! FYI: You don't have to go to work that day.

The two chosen ones will be kid #5 and #6 for Brangie. Angie Jo said, "Like most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."

Angie said they will "possibly" stay in France. She said she wanted to keep the sex of the babies private.

Jackie Chan, also a co-star, will probably "spill" the sex of the babies. Please! You know Angie Jo is telling all her co-stars to accidentally give up the info during interviews. That way it's not coming from her. I know how she works! Bitch thinks she's slick.

Angie said they do everything they can to keep their children aware of their individual native customs, "Our daughter's very proud that she's African. And our boys are very proud that they're Asian – they know about their country … down to their food or their flags or their music." She went on to say, "And...umm..the other one...um...I forget her name sometimes..umm...Sheila...um...Sheena? Oh Shiloh! Yeah, Shiloh. She's there too." Ok, she didn't say that last part.

They should build an "It's A Small World" ride in all their homes. They can ride it each day to learn about their cultures. Hey, I've learned many things on that ride. I'll write up a 6-page essay on all the things I've learned from the "It's A Small World" and have it on your desk before 5pm.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by justjane - Isn't Shiloh a dog?

I think I recall a book about a dog named Shiloh.

Yes, the Shiloh series by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor is about a mistreated male beagle. The number one dog name in America is Max, but that didn't stop Christina and JLo from using it either. ;)

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So, did she mention Shiloh at all? Did she say anything about the OTHER daughter?

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Does she have any girlfriends? Cause most women who have healthy pregnancies actually do love being pregnant!

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 2:50pm.

So I was just reading over at the other AJ post.. big things happened last night.. I guesss LA got banned.
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can you give those of us a summary of what happened (i'm too lazy to search) please?

yippee!☺

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Like ISMU, love her dress...other than that, I'm starting to dread AJ/BP stories.

On August 19th there is a very good chance that I will be lounging on a dock at my cottage, gloriously unaware of what is going on with the 'outside world'.

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I'm also LMAO @ your Sigg Mike.. Poor Dolly.. You know she really did that stuff tho.. She's a fiesty bitch.

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Me Too Mike. and chick typed this big long letter to all of us, Like "I was mad at this sight, And I shall be gone, find me on PopSugar if you must" It was creepy..

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Hasn't she been pregnant for about 10 months now? Wasn't there a bunch a hype around the time of the Oscars about a baby bump? Usually with twins, at 6 months you look like you are about to deliver.

Yeah, sure she loves being pregnant. I would too if I had nannies watching the other kids and changed countries every 3 weeks. She can't wait to pop these two and shoot up again.

What a self-absorbed phoney!

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 8:50am.
So I was just reading over at the other AJ post.. big things happened last night.. I guesss LA got banned.. Woo Pee.. that's what I got out of it anyways..

Supposedly that's true, but I'll believe it when i see it.

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Yes, where the FUCK does she get off ? Now she's so fucking santcified she can speak for every woman on the planet?
Mk, you're really milking us lately, lol.
I for one, loved being pregnant and know plenty of women who also did. in fact, I have only met a couple of women who hated it.
dear God, my son was born august 20, should I cancel his party?

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LMAO Pers.. *washes self in Angies placenta* Oh I feel so Pure.. PURE *passes out*

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 2:46pm.

Love her dress.
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as much as i hate to admit it, so do i ¬_¬

yippee!☺

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Is Angie's vagina the Holy Grail?

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When the blessed babies emerge from her most holy womb, the light of God will shine through Angie's birth canal and bathe with the world in pure, white light. All wars will end, all poverty will disappear, Angie's holy womb light will cure all disease and suffering. Praise St. Angie of the Miraculous Self-Important Womb!
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So I was just reading over at the other AJ post.. big things happened last night.. I guesss LA got banned.. Woo Pee.. that's what I got out of it anyways..

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"unlike most women"? who the hell does she think she is assuming most women don't enjoy their pregnacies. oh yeah, i forgot. la angelina is an expert on everything *rolls eyes*

yippee!☺

Isn't Shiloh a dog?

I think I recall a book about a dog named Shiloh.

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I'm really fed up with Angelina's "holier than thou-look-at-me-I'm-now-such-a-good-person" attitude.

So I guess August 19th she and the "Gutless Wonder" Pitt will cash their paycheck to the media?
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Oh Dustin...Et Tu!?!?!?

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Love her dress. I bet she cut Jack Black after the interview was over for spilling the beans. Or had Maddox do it.

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Well, I look forward to the day little Gettysburg and Chancellorsville arrive. Or, perhaps Angie will go the dog name route: in that case, Benji and Rin Tin Tin.

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