Broke Ass
Anne Heche is BROKE! The half-sibling of Jesus filed papers in court claiming she can no longer afford to pay $14,798 in monthly child and spousal support to her ex-husband (above). Anne said that her TV show, Men in Trees, got cancelled, so she's out of work and out of cash.
Anne has a total of $34,840.93 in all her accounts. She's $364,000 in debt. She told the court that she's unemployed..."except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."
She said she can't afford to pay her son, Homer's private school tuition. She is also having trouble paying her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses.
A judge has temporarily granted her request. She doesn't have to pay monthly support for July.
Two words: GARAGE SALE! If that doesn't work then I have one word for her: WELFARE! And if that still doesn't work then I have 7 words for her: A SHOT AT LOVE WITH ANNE HECHE!
I bet the bitch wishes she was still sucking on Ellen's seafood tart. I hear Jodie Foster is single. Time to turn the lesbo switch back on, Anne. Gay for pay is the only way to play!
Source: TMZ
No wonder she has been calling James Haven! This bitch is crazy!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
No sympathy from me. This woman has made movies and TV shows and should be rolling in money. Instead, she has spent unwisely and now has less money than me. Yes, I have much more money saved than her AND I don't have any stinking debt. But then again, I wasn't living high on the hog and I can't afford to put my children in private school.
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 15, 2008 - 1:40pm.
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LOl.what is she gonna hawk?...crazy???...LMFAO!♥
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"....don't matter,just don't bite it...."
Time for an infomercial, bitch.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
I bought her memoir "Call Me Crazy" from Barnes Noble on sale for 4 bucks a few years ago.
It's poorly written/assembled but it's inscribed to her ex husband with the wish that everyone had a "Cooley Laffon" of their own.
shes not a lesbian, she's a flake.
Anne Heche is one nutty bitch. She dumped her hubby then immediately tried to move her and her kid out of state to move in with her new boyfriend. Hubby fought it and won custody in the process.
No sympathy for Anne. Hubby was stay at home dad and primary caregiver, he deserved custody, child support and alimony. If the tables were turned and Coley was the breadwinner, she would want CS and alimony from him.
Pay up bitch!
I don't think she ever stopped being a lesbian. Look at that 'husband'! He's a female to male tranny at least.
Couldn't happen to a nicer gold-digging, social climbing, lesploitative bitch.
I've always hated this big nose bitch. She is not good looking at all and people are always calling her a "beauty"? She's a first-rate opportunist and crazy to boot.
Oh, Annie, that's what happens when you live above your means and spend more than you make! What the fuck did you do with your money?
Asshole spammer sez: "It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is that true?"
A billionaire, you say? Well, well, well...things might be lookin' up for old Annie, after all.
@Parker.
you fucking know?
"waaa, I may have to give up ONE of my homes, cry with me!"
I'm fucking praying my paycheck comes today so I can buy food.
shit. fuck these people.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
"I bet the bitch wishes she was still sucking on Ellen's seafood tart. I hear Jodie Foster is single. Time to turn the lesbo switch back on, Anne. Gay for pay is the only way to play!"
- Methinks Ellen's Bat phone will be ringing off the hook.
How does this happen? How can she piss away all her money? Celebs are stupid.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
OMG!! Not seafood tart....LMAO
Oooooo NYDJ! Sounds super BIG BUTT MOM sexy Sheeps!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by DeeDee on May 15, 2008 - 9:00am.
Thanks Your mom! That's my soccer mom sexytimes pose.
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Them's some hot-ass pants. I'm about ten years away from a pair of those and I can't wait! woooooo hoooooo!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 6:37am.
IF she moved in w/ you she'd be all like "Quit looking at my ass" Like she did w/ Harrison Ford.
She was fetching in that movie but it was 10 years ago. Her kid must be 6+, too? He can stay with ghey dad.
Thanks Your mom! That's my soccer mom sexytimes pose.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Portia de Rossi?
This could happen to you!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by DeeDee on May 15, 2008 - 6:49am.
She looks like a strawberry hog to me.
hahaha. Well, that tears it, then. I just had to talk it out loud.
I saved some mom-jean screenshots from the NYDJ site. Hot!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 15, 2008 - 9:05am.
Well, if this is fucking broke, God, make me fucking broke, please, stat.
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A-fucking-men. And just thinking of all the swag and shit these celebs get for free makes my skin crawl.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
and if anne is out of money, that means she can't afford her meds...which means celestia may be making a comeback...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Maybe the aliens can lend her some cash?
DeeDee, I'm loving your mom jeans avvie. That ass pose is priceless!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Gay for pay is the only way to play!
hahahaha. Love that.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
That's what she gets for marrying guy with a name that rhymes with buffoon.
I'm glad you came to your senses Sheeps. She looks like a strawberry hog to me.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
didn't Ellen & Portia breka up? I thought I heard that. Maybe not, If so, Letinstar, you're idea just might work. They could go straight to eating at the Y..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
i wonder if anne could lick her way back in ellen's good graces and hit her up for a loan...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Being a lesbian sure paid better.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@Sheeps:
If she comes to live with you, I want to be at your first cookout this summer. I will make the mojitos. That will be some great batshit entertainment.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Sheeps, Uhm, IF she moved in w/ you she'd be all like "Quit looking at my ass" Like she did w/ Harrison Ford. total insult to him. And you know she wouldn't help w/ the bills. She'd bitch if you bought store brand mac n cheese, too. You're right, bad idea.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
"Seafood tart." Oh, MK, please marry me!
Maybe these dimwits should save some money instead of spending it when their careers are so uncertain. OR maybe Annie should start bagging at the Piggly Wiggly in her downtime. What about the dude she left Colelllllly Laffoooooooooon for? Can't he pony up some cash?
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Submitted by Mawy on May 15, 2008 - 9:26am.
She probably lives in some ritzy area where the public schools are amazing.
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She does: West Vancouver
Average home price is $1.25 mil (Cdn. $s, but pretty much on par with US $)....veerrry nice area.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
I like this crazy nut. She can come live with me. None of that scary alien shit, however. And none of that whining as in Six days Seven Nights. OK, now that I give it some thought, it's not going to work.
Submitted by MadgeicLife on May 15, 2008 - 9:26am.
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I totally agree ML.. I bought the cutest shirt yesterday for $3.99. I loves it, too. Her cheapest pair of jeans probably cost $399.. Frugal? I think not!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
um, if you're "so broke," then why is your son still in private school? She probably lives in some ritzy area where the public schools are amazing.
Broke famous people are the most pathetic kind of people.
I mean, the average American makes due on less than $50,000 per year.
Figure it out, you reckless spenders! Spend-thrifty douchebags, all of them.
They look cute. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is that true?
@Just Wondering.. Whenever I read your Sig, I have to sing the whole verse of that song. *scrunches eyebrows at you* Just like Cartman on south park. Oo baby oo oo.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by original putas on May 15, 2008 - 8:02am.
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I read that she made $65,000 per episode.
Edit- $81k??? Shit.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
I did a little google search and found it. 81K per episode, and bitch is broke? Oh no!
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"Per the filing, Heche, who stars on the ABC series Men in Trees, makes about $81,000 per episode, so she should be well-equipped to meet his demands, which have been calculated according to the "marital standard of living" the couple became accustomed to."
Karma is a bitch.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
I have trouble believing she was EVER that well paid to begin with.
"Gay For Pay" now that's funny!! Like I always said, I would go gay for Oprah!
Ellen though, not so much...she's so fucking annoying!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Zero pity for this nutjob.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
*snickers @ Islandgirl* but I love seafood tart.
*mopes*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Well, if this is fucking broke, God, make me fucking broke, please, stat.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
"Seafood tart"
Bwaaa ha ha!!!!!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
*crosses seafood tart off dinner party menu*
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But then again, what do I know?
Anne Heche can start dating Jodie Foster since they're both single.
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o.k, let me get this straight: These shows pay THOUSANDS per episode to each actor. I think I remember hearing that lesser show pays $50.000.00 or so per episode, perhaps someone else knows...I cant remember, but it was some astronomical figure. SO, how is she broke? Is she paying a million per month in mortgage? Seriously...maybe she's lying and has an offshore account?
Ugh. Why would Anne marry such a loser? Blech - he looks like more than a tool, he's an entire toolbox.
Oh well, water finds its own level.
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