Broke Ass
Anne Heche is BROKE! The half-sibling of Jesus filed papers in court claiming she can no longer afford to pay $14,798 in monthly child and spousal support to her ex-husband (above). Anne said that her TV show, Men in Trees, got cancelled, so she's out of work and out of cash.
Anne has a total of $34,840.93 in all her accounts. She's $364,000 in debt. She told the court that she's unemployed..."except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."
She said she can't afford to pay her son, Homer's private school tuition. She is also having trouble paying her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses.
A judge has temporarily granted her request. She doesn't have to pay monthly support for July.
Two words: GARAGE SALE! If that doesn't work then I have one word for her: WELFARE! And if that still doesn't work then I have 7 words for her: A SHOT AT LOVE WITH ANNE HECHE!
I bet the bitch wishes she was still sucking on Ellen's seafood tart. I hear Jodie Foster is single. Time to turn the lesbo switch back on, Anne. Gay for pay is the only way to play!
Source: TMZ
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Been in the business for years and no savings or investments to fall back on?
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
If anyone deserved a karmic bite in the ass it's this bitch. I hope Ellen is doing a special happy dance today. I would not buy a thing from her garage sale, who wants her skanky discards?
The Lesbians are letting us down. Usually, it was 2nd date was the UHaul and moving in for life.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Maybe she has a secret sushi snatch snacking tape that she can sell?
I got ONE WORD for this nut job:
Ebay
if that doesn't work out, there's always the Saturday morning Swap Meet at the local county fair grounds.
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Time to turn the lesbo switch back on, Anne.
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Bwahahaha.. You are on Fiiyah *said in high pitch tone* today MK..
and what a lying cunt licker she is too. Lying LIAR!! *points*
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