Thursday, May 15th 2008
Speidi, Eat Your Heart Out!
Chrissy Crocker and his curly-haired friend are giving Heidi and Spencer a run for their "piece of trash" money! It took me a few coffee swigs to realize this WAS NOT Heidi and Spencer. Heidi's adam's apple is bigger, so that gave it away.
Chrissy is quickly becoming the main bitch of Robertson Blvd. Phoebe Price better step it up. Actually, PP and Chrissy should join forces and work the stroll together. Shameless attention whores need to stick together.
UPDATE: Chrissy's mystery friend is Cameron Michaels, a power bottom porn star from RandyBlue.com. Click here to see his "work." NSFW! Duh. (Thanks John)
Wenn
Hey Chrissy, how about taking it up a notch and showing us some really beautiful, sophisticated looks. Don't go all RuPaul on us, just something more that the usual sundresses and t-shirt dresses, Make it beautiful and tasteful.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 15, 2008 - 8:15am.
I'm indifferent to this guy. He's not bothering anybody. He's just letting his freak flag fly higher and gayer.
Agreed with you and the others who said similar things. He's harmless and different. Seems to hurt nobody, though he doesn't have much to offer other than one pose.
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Actually, Crissy is currently seeing Jeffree Star [[find him/her on myspace]]...there's a picture of them sucking face...erlack
::"Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
The guy's a douche but he always looks like he's having a good time and for some reason, I'm glad for him.
Then again I've never seen any of the ridiculous vids of his .. .ever. and I plan to keep it that way.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Conky on May 15, 2008 - 12:46pm.
What happens when a couple of bottoms like these two hook up? Do they go ass to ass with a double-headed dildo? Seriously, help me understand this culture, lol.
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They go SHOPPING together.
What happens when a couple of bottoms like these two hook up? Do they go ass to ass with a double-headed dildo? Seriously, help me understand this culture, lol.
And "it" is a pretty good description of Crocker to the flaming fruit who got his panties in a wedge.
Thanks
These have at least as much talent and claim to fame as the two "Village of The Damned" rejects from "The Hills".
Maybe even more?
Whenever I see that Chrissy Crocker hack, I fucking alsways thinks it's Samantha Ronson.
Both are nasty as hell...now I wanna clean my kitchen after seeing the picture above.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 15, 2008 - 10:12am.
I meant that he's different from most 'normal' people (whatever that means), not that being annoying and 'outrageous' is somehow a new idea...or even that he does it particularly well. I think he's rather boring, actually, and I usually don't comment on his threads.
They are a lot less offensive than Heidi & Spencer. I wonder what Chris bought at American Apparel.
I thought that was Heidi Mantag for a second.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
As unfortunate as he is, Chrissy's "Spencer" is infinitesimally better than the other one. I mean, LEAGUES above.
Eh, I'm indifferent to this guy. He's not bothering anybody. He's just letting his freak flag fly higher and gayer.
He should audition for RuPaul's drag Queen show. What the hell.
I have to ask again...where the FUCK would he get an acid washed shiftdress in 2008? No one else notices that he's wearing black acid washed denim?!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by ricki lake on May 15, 2008 - 10:05am.
He's different...His whole shtick is to be outrageous and annoying...
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We've already got someone like that. His name's Bobby Trendy.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Well fuck. Just finished my cup of tea.
MK, you owe me a new cup of English Tea time.
*wipes puke off desk*
Awesome. Not even 9:30 and I already threw up.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Hollywood Makes me soo sick, that they give the time of day to people who make an ass out of themselves on some youtube video! It's just disgusting! I soo badly want to move to Canada! They seem to have better quality of Life up in Canada. You don't praise the kid with the best video game system, they praise the kid who goes out and plays the best Hockey! now that's the society I want to raise a kid in!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I think Chris Crocker is as annoying as the next person does, but I don't "hate on" him. He's different, he knows it, and I have to admire someone who can be themselves when it clearly means that most people are going to hate you before even knowing you. His whole shtick is to be outrageous and annoying, so like, I know he brings some of the names on himself, but people go wayyyy overboard with the horrible comments and the death threats and shit.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 15, 2008 - 9:13am.
I love all the "It" comments. You people really are a bunch of judgemental freaks. I bet you your all voting for mccain too. Dumb hicks.
Jimmy, that's Judgemental of YOU, to say anyone who votes for mcCain or a Republican is a Dumb Hick and is judgemental!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I can't hate on Chrissy.
Rock on Chrissy, rock the fuck on.
Let your freak flag fly and fuck the h8ters. You got out of the southern hell hole you were living in and now you are living the dream.
All hail Chrissy Crocker.
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San Matias
Submitted by Toxilicious on May 15, 2008 - 7:42am.
Edited because my hormones made me do it.
hahahaha. That's allowed, then? *taking notes*
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Edited because my hormones made me do it.
i wish this guy would go away already...he is besmirching my god given (well, parent given) name. what a poo head
Chrissy sure has made something out of his/herself.. Paparazzi actually giving you attention when you started out making cheap webcam videos in the basement of your Grandma's house....
We should all let out our inner CRAZY and scream, cry and whine on video - then post it!
And a star is born.......
That headline really fooled me. I thought they both looked attractive for a change.
http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
These two look like rejected extras from a bootleg remake of "Boogie Nights"
tranny edition
www.myspace.com/triston
He is a porn star..well i dont know about star but hes HOT...look at rubyblue.com
I'd like to smack the smug look off of the guy in the Abercrombie t-shirt. What a poop licker!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
@good morning oklahoma...chrissy's knees get me every time...lol
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Letinstart.. What up?? Knobby knees is spot on!
chrissy's legs looks so much thinner in his skinny jeans he usually wears around. And those small hands.. oh those small hands..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
She needs to lose those damn shoes.
Where did it get an acid washed shift dress from in 2008?!?
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
PP is in FRANCE.
it's just too effin early in the day to be gazing at chrissy's crotch area and those knobby knees...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
That kid is a porn whore on RandyBlue or some other site like that.
Toxilicious your insults mean nothing to me because you have no idea who I am so basically your throwing words out your fingertips that have no basis. Anyway all I'm saying is Yes chris crocker is an attention whore but I really just find it cruel to call him an "It" because maybe he is gender confused (which people are born with) Why make fun of something that someone can't control.
That's just another douchay that works for A&F.
LMAO. They sure know how to get their advertising around. First Obama, now this.
hahaha. Some pothead geniuses working in the upper echelon of that company.
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--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
ugh! if he wants to try to be a girl, then he needs to develop better fashion sense!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 9:31am.
Aw Shucks JimmyBocca, *blushes* Ooo Whats that down there.. ?? *giggles like a giddy school girl*
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 15, 2008 - 9:26am.
I for one, feel that if you were born a male, yet present yourself to the world everday as a female, calling you it is neither inaccurate or insulting!
..I don't even think he presents as female...he just wears ugly clothes from the young teen girl section of WalMart.
I like the word shim myself over it....I'm mean like that!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
nasty-fucking-nasty.
I'm sure his Grandparents are ~very proud~ of what's he become.
Those have got to be the ugliest legs Ive ever seen...
please stop giving this shit show any press!
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Aw Shucks JimmyBocca, *blushes* Ooo Whats that down there.. ?? *giggles like a giddy school girl*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
They would make an... okay sex tape together, I guess. At the very least I would have to bootleg that shit though. Neither of them deserve the money
Thinking of desperate celebrity sex tapes, what about PP and her "man" Mario Lopez? That shit would make me laugh
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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 9:24am.
Jbocca.. ??? where's my kiss?? *stomping foot*
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LOL hey babe. mwaaaa big sloppy wet one.
I for one, feel that if you were born a male, yet present yourself to the world everday as a female, calling you it is neither inaccurate or insulting!
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