Thursday, May 15th 2008

Speidi, Eat Your Heart Out!

Chrissy Crocker and his curly-haired friend are giving Heidi and Spencer a run for their "piece of trash" money! It took me a few coffee swigs to realize this WAS NOT Heidi and Spencer. Heidi's adam's apple is bigger, so that gave it away.

Chrissy is quickly becoming the main bitch of Robertson Blvd. Phoebe Price better step it up. Actually, PP and Chrissy should join forces and work the stroll together. Shameless attention whores need to stick together.

UPDATE: Chrissy's mystery friend is Cameron Michaels, a power bottom porn star from RandyBlue.com. Click here to see his "work." NSFW! Duh. (Thanks John)

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


oklahoma's picture

Jbocca.. ??? where's my kiss?? *stomping foot*

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The Third Olsen Twin's picture

Every time i see Chrissy Crocker i get violently ill.

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I made a fake ID once...but i just drew it.

Rishkin's picture

I don't get why this person gets attention, I just don't get it.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Toxilicious any asshole can run a fucking spell check. Atleast I'm not sittin on my computer at 9:30 calling people I don't know "It's" and "He/she's" things that second graders would say. Grow the fuck up and optain an adult mentality. Oh and feel free to spell check my fucking words because I have better things to do.

oklahoma's picture

I was just wondering if that other dude had sex w/ Chrissy.. I guess those last two comments, kind of confirmed it.. I wonder when Chrissy will come out w/ his own porn.. He should dress up like Chrissy from Three's Company.. I hated her, She was soo fucking dumb.

Suzanne Somers BITCH.. *stomps away and cries*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

that curly haired dude with chrissy is a gay internet porn star.

YesIownPanties's picture

his grandmother must be so proud

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Okie- That's EXACTLY how I said it in my head! Now I want to go jump out the window for knowing and/or caring.

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oklahoma's picture

@ ISMU.. You're so funny.. like 'geesh, there's no way Mrs Thing Heidi would wear flats'.. *snaps* ROTF..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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oklahoma's picture

Jimmybocca... *puckers lips* come on, give me a big kiss back!! I'm waiting..

*runs away*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m"-last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Am's picture

He needs to disappear forever. And he can take PP and that pissed off divorced lady from YouTube with him.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I can't believe I actually know this, but please- Heidi would NEVER wear flats!

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jussayin's picture

"Gay For Pay" card carrying member!
he's not so pretty anymore...
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ChubbyWubby's picture

I know this is an incredibly horrible thing to say but I wish someone would just walk up to this twink and shoot him in the head!

This piece of shit should not be getting a single minute of attention, just like PP

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

I love all the "It" comments. You people really are a bunch of judgemental freaks. I bet you your all voting for mccain too. Dumb hicks.

Imaginary Grace's picture

Ewww. Just Ewwwww.

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darlingjulie's picture

HAHA, i thought it was heidi too

Exactly...it's the sexually confused/ambiguous persons answer to Spencie and Heidi. I like.

mina's picture

Where is he/she getting the money to shop on Robertson?

christine the hoff's picture

he's hung like a chipmunk.
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Stock Brokerlina's picture

Wonder how longer until Eddie Murphy picks up this tranny?

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XENU's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!! I totally thought that was Spencer and Heidi too! That is hilarious.

mike's picture

How desperate could dude be that he'd pose with that freak? He couldn't make it as a rentboy on Sunset? Surely that's a better fate.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

axopire's picture

As much as Chrissy scares the hell out of me I have to admit that he/she/it is a hundred times more classy and slightly less disturbing than Heidi Horse and Spencer Twatt. At least Crocker's manwhore doesn't have a plastic face... yet.

Triscuit's picture

Submitted by Toxilicious on May 15, 2008 - 9:06am.
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AAhhahahhaaa...you are so fucking RIGHT!!!!!!

Toxilicious's picture

He has a small shank? Maybe that's why he wants to be a girl?

oklahoma's picture

Toxilicious!!!! WHA? OMG that is hilarious.. Michelle from ANTM? Bwahahahahaaa.

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

The C word's picture

I see Sam Ronson is trying to make HoHum jealous.

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Clarisse's picture

Why?

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Triscuit's picture

I can not look at that kid,Crotcher,without remembering the pic of his awfully small penis.
Blech.

Toxilicious's picture

I so thought that Chrissy was that Michelle with the dirty face disease from "America's Next Top Model".

Mabel Hodges's picture

"It" scares the fuck out of me. No, seriously.

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