This Better Not Become A Regular Thing
The welfare version of Sid & Nancy, Wino & Dreamboat, met up again last night. Thankfully, they kept their lips to themselves this time. They probably received a warning from the health department.
For once, Wino is not wearing her ballet slippers. It probably took a few men, gallons of nail polish remover and giant pliers to get those things off. I'm also beginning to think that those denim chocha shorts cannot come off. Her pussy lips are totally stuck to them. She's going to need some potent crack to mask the pain when she has to rip those things off.
These two hags totally have a cloud of dirt following them around like Pig Pen. Don't get me started on Dreamy. You know it's like cheese shop underneath his dick. You can get feta, gouda, asiago, peppered mozzarella and romano. Spread that shit all over a cracker and you've got yourself a healthy snack!
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Doherty's fly is unzipped. Hott.
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We can all predict there's going to be a wedding, can't we? With Mariah Carey going insane, this one can happen, too. Let's just all set our clocks. And then to their first arrest together.
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It's hard to believe one of them dated a global supermodel and the other is supposed to have one of the greatest voices of our time.
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Hard to believe, innit? They look like two kids looking inside a Baskin-Robbins when they find that liquor store.
Is it any wonder how one could plant vegetables on those two? Funky shorts: Day 15!!! Winehouse is going for a world record.......
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I PROFESS MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOOOOOOU!
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These two hags totally have a cloud of dirt following them around like Pig Pen. Don't get me started on Dreamy. You know it's like cheese shop underneath his dick. You can get feta, gouda, asiago, peppered mozzarella and romano. Spread that shit all over a cracker and you've got yourself a healthy snack!
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Oh, god!!!! I just laffed/coughed up my brekky bananas all over my keyboard!
MK, this is one of the many, many reasons why I love you!
Oh fuck, I am totally ROFLMAO.................
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 12:11pm.
If Pete's mother's father was Jewish, Pete is not Jewish, nor was his mother...that is, according to the Talmud.
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on May 15, 2008 - 7:58am.
This pairing makes me insanely happy for some reason. Is it true Doherty is jewish?
I think he's half Irish Catholic and half Jewish (on his mom's side, but whose dad was Jewish). He's all dreamy, however.
I thought sid and nancy were the welfare version of sid and nancy?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
did mk mention cheese after seeing that dreamboat has forgotten to zip up??!
kate made him look gorgeous.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on May 15, 2008 - 7:58am.
This pairing makes me insanely happy for some reason. Is it true Doherty is jewish?
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PD, Jewish, hahahahahah, I doubt it, however, I think a nice Jewish boy would be just the thing for our little Aimala.
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What's up with her legs? Does she have jaundice?
I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading that last para.
Thanks for ruining breakfast! The stench seems to be so bad he has to cover his nose and mouth to handle his own odor.
At least keep your damn fly zipped, Dreamboat!!
The funniest post here is accidental: Winehouse on an international dating site? More like www.cheapdealers.com.
It's amazing (or not) how these two flaunt their drug use on camera, on the street, wherever the hell they want and get, like 3 days in the chokey (sp?).
What does their mattress smell like? (Well, if we're talking about Pete's smegma...)
Dude, "Cheese Shop"??? Some of us are visiting the website while on lunch break, damnit. Made me spit out my apple...
Love them.
This pairing makes me insanely happy for some reason. Is it true Doherty is jewish?
Well, that just helped with my appetite control for the day. Thank you, MK.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Haha! Ewww I never want to eat cheese again!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
i love how the bin next to dreamboat's ass says 'keeping london tidy'. i don't think those two will fit in there.
Submitted by dogsill on May 15, 2008 - 9:35am.
dreamboat has windows on his laptop.
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Then he still must be on crack. OSX, baby.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
thanks for the morning gag MK.
MK, you owe cheese an apology.
dreamboat has windows on his laptop.
anyone see the other pics of amy & doherty - where her shorts were hiked up and there was major skin to dirt contrast.
it's about time thee two made it official!
That is the nastiest thing I've read in a long time- especially since I was taking some Trader Joe's Mac n Cheese to work. **Shudder** I think I'll skip lunch.
Also, CarlK223- FUCK YOU!!!!!!
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Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
okay MK i don't think that last paragraph was necessary this early.. this doesn't combine with morning breath and massive wine hangover very well.. i think i might have to go throw up..
Sensi, nail polish is the more likely culprit. Blood doesn't stay bright red on jeans.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
In the last thumb you can see what appears to be a bloodstain on the back of her chocha shorts.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Can't type/monitor cracked!
**best Nancy Kerrigan Voice** Why? Why?
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 8:06am.
She is wearing F-Me Pumps....
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I was thinking the same thing! She got all gussied up for Petey, ..ditching the ballerina slippers for Fuck Me Pumps!
girlgirl said XYZ.. Bwahahaha.. Xamine your zipper Fool..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Gross. Just gross. I love Amy's music, but she's throwing her life away. What the hell are those stains on her hands???
Hey Pete, XYZ dumb ass!
"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"
Who are these crackheads trying to fool?
As if they eat!
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That picture is so filthy, I just had to wipe my monitor
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that girl can have ANYTHING she wants in the world...
a ciggie from a fan, a stupid LOUIS VUITTON bag
(which I'm sure Marc gave her tons and you still not see her using them, cause they're tired)
or a jet
yet she as big a crackhead as she is
chooses not to change her life
i think she's tremendous, we need more people like her
I don't see the chem; nope just frenz.
"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 15, 2008 - 9:00am."
my 16yo said that too.
She is wearing F-Me Pumps....
Submitted by Shelley on May 15, 2008 - 9:04am.
Let these two self destruct all they want...hopefully they wont take any little babes down with them!
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...or kittens. Save the kittens!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 15, 2008 - 8:48am.
Could you imagine if Amy got preggers with Dreamboat's baby??
You know bitches aren't even aware of what birth control is.
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I hope what you have said NEVER happens. As a social worker, I have worked with [and removed] children who are born to parents such as this. Believe me when I say the children's problems will last them a lifetime; impairing their learning development, and physical, and emotional development.
Let these two self destruct all they want...hopefully they wont take any little babes down with them!
End of lecture.....sorry.....I just love kidlets...
mimi
Zipper down.what a mess
Some say the world will end in 2012. I am now beginning to believe it.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"The welfare version of Sid & Nancy"
Hahahahahahaha...
They will be applying for their Section 8 status any day now.
If these two procreate, would they give birth to a Crack pipe kitten with a beehive?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"I'm also beginning to think that those denim chocha shorts cannot come off."
LMFAO MK! I was always in trouble for wearing chocha shorts. That's why I love you MK b/c you know about shit like that.
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Its totally like her hair was in her face, and she wiped it out of the way w/ her hand, and got resin on said hair, and it turned orange.. I went to the car wash the other day, And the guy that was washing my wheels, had fingers the same color as Amy's it was so creepy, He kept saying "i like your car" all I kept thinking was, Dude is going to steal it for crack money, I know it. That was the second time, second place I seen this crack head and he told me that. Stalker!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Pete is, of course, now clean, after his life-changing prison experience. Plus it was lonely in there.
it looks like she put on the high heels for pete so maybe she's after him....that would be SO entertaining if they got married
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Ewwwww, I'm never eating cheese again.
MK, that was just gross! Haha!