Morning Wood

Holy cow Cate B looks FAB as usual...I so totally love her. =)

HAHA Chestica Stupid is getting it right back. She will be calling Jen and asking to borrow the lucky baby blanket after John proposes to Jen. LMAO. I always knew Chessie was clingy. I doubt she is kinky like the article was saying, shes just NEEEEEEEEDY.

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on May 15, 2008 - 11:42am.
She likes autoerotic asphyxiation.
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while wearing a pink tutu

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San Isidro

I read a blind item the other day that everyone seemed to think was about Jessica Simpson. Apparently, Romo broke up with her because she was too kinky. She likes autoerotic asphyxiation. OK. Sorry to everyone that was chewing food, or thinking about eating, or planning to eat anything in the future. Because that's just gross.

Cate Blanchett -- Goddess.

Jessica Simpson -- getting what she deserves.

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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."

oh wow I love Cate B! Goddess goddess goddess.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

OMG, I work with Allana!!!!

So, since RuPaul's doing the Drag Queen show, does that mean Dominique from ANTM will have another shot to be a top model?

Isn't 'Flavor of Love' enough?

www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by DeeDee on May 15, 2008 - 9:24am.
I'll Netflix it Your Mom. I'll smoke a fatty to ensure hilarity.

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Trust me, you'll only have to smoke a fatty to ENHANCE hilarity ;)

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

I'll Netflix it Your Mom. I'll smoke a fatty to ensure hilarity.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Mexicali Cantina (Studio City) is the bomb. It makes sense that Jessica would hang out there to get trashed.

Submitted by DeeDee on May 15, 2008 - 9:14am.
@ islandgirl *raising hand* I don't like Woody Allen either. Annie Hall is an ok movie, but the rest is just blah to me.

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DeeDee, have you seen Radio Days with the then very young Seth Green? That's my favorite Woody Allen film. Funny as hell.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

@ islandgirl *raising hand* I don't like Woody Allen either. Annie Hall is an ok movie, but the rest is just blah to me.

Jessica Simpson seems like one of those chicks who cannot be single. She always has to have a boyfriend for validation.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

OOOO, Alexis Arquette would be great in this. I loves her. I do I do I do...

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Islandgirl. i agree about the Woody Allen movies. He's a bit dull, a total nerd! i want to beat him up, stomp on his pocket protector and take his lunch money.. Just for fun..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 7:08am.

You're right (as always), but he gets a lifetime pass from me for "Bananas," "Tiger Lily," "Love & Death," and all his old, funny movies. You know, before he sucked.

Woody Allen just sucks donkey balls. pfff.

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

COVERGIRL...You'd bettah work....WORK IT GIRL....

I will watch this H.A.M. TV.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Am I the only one that finds Woody Allen movies a pile of boring, pretentious crap? And yes, that was a generalization.

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But then again, what do I know?

Hope to see "Excuse My Beauty" on RuPaul's show.

Cate Blanchett looks terrific - she only gave birth 4 weeks ago...

I guess Madonna wanted to make sure that the adoption would be approved...will she take the money back if it's not?

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Hardy har har, Mike.. *evil eyes you* Actually, HA! I live in Tennesse. so apparently they flock here.. Do'h.. I don't ever see anything like that around here, nothing wild, I just don't understand why they'd dedictate a whole park like that. Maybe they are all hidden. *shruggs*

Still giving you the Evil Eye : /

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Ew @ ScarHo and Penny Cruz. Why doesn't ScarHo just hook up with Woody Allen already? She's always creaming at what a focking "genius" he is, and he can't stop looking at her tits. She would do anything to be in his movies and for him, it seems.
How annoying.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 10:00am.

Well the gays always flock to Oklahoma for vactation, don't they? :)

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

Oh yeah, Posh looks like a real cow there.. Pfff.
that's so lame.. people are so fucking mean. I know that I've gotten asked If I was pregnant, and it makes me feel like SHIT. No wonder people in Hollywood are like 14lbs.. You don't want to eat, after you think you look fat b/c people are asking you if you're pregnant, but you're really not. It's mean!!!!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

RuPaul?.... Totally forgot about him/her.

I'm soooo tired of Madonna, blah,blah,blah.

Clearing calendar for September 5, 2008.

drag queen show? isn't this a ripoff of when Maury does "Where do those fudge packers hide the wiener, also known as " Am I a man or a woman?"
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Madonna still rocks. I love her music.Just saw her profile on millionairedating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Romo probably figured out that she was using him to make JM jealous, plus the fact that she squealed to the world in Glamour Magazine that she was going to marry him.

Romo is not that stupid - he just looks it.

When is the whole RuPaul thing moving onto TV? I can smell a whored-out three season long Vh1 style reality show...

Drag of Love, who will win RuPaul's heart? haha

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My birthday is Saturday. I'm SOOO pissed I will now have to share it with the most douchey emo scenewhore wedding of all time!!!!

Speaking of drag queens.. I live in a small small county. there is talk about there actually being a park opened up for gays, lesbians and transvestites, and half of the time it will be clothing optional. *scratches head* this is strange to me, b/c there really isn't anyone around here like that..

Funny stuff!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

WHA?? I can't go into that like about Jessica Whoreson, but That pisses me off if she is going to go after John Mayer, I mean they deserve each other, b/c they are both dorks. but shit. Who does she think she is? Oh I can get ANY ONE!! Cunt!

Someone tell me what it says..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

a drag queen reality show? i feel like there's finally a reality show i can watch at last!

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