Thursday, May 15th 2008
Jack Black Tries To Steal The Spotlight
Is Jack Black air pooping on Angelina Jolie? A bolt of lightning would strike him down if that happened. We're going to be seeing a lot of Angie Jo today. She's in Cannes promoting "Kung Fu Panda" with Black and Dustin Hoffman.
She's also very smiley. It must be the pregnant gas. Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Here is a side view of AJ's belly. It's pretty damn big
...and yet somehow Jack Black's is even bigger LOL
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That Jack Black is a fairy. What a fat girl she is - looks like some old drag queen doing her "Rosie O'Donnell" routine. Ugh. It's made of 100%, pure lard.
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>> Is that an illustration of a big, open, vagina on her dress?
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>> Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria. <<
Thank you, MK! This made my whole freakin' year!!
"She's also very smiley. It must be the pregnant gas. Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria."
ROFL, MK you slay me lol.
"First few notes of Ave Maria"...MK you should win a Pulitzer.
Is that an illustration of a big, open, vagina on her dress?
Jack Black is annoying. If I were pregnant and some jackass was doing karate kicks near me, I'd shoot them the death stare! And why are Jack and Dustin in sneakers? Isn't this a little more formal than that? Well, Jolie looks like she would rather be anywhere but near these two dopes. She really has that innocent look down pat when she's pregnant. But we all know the truth.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 15, 2008 - 11:00am.
Flies like to buzz around shit.
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 15, 2008 - 11:00am.
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I don't understand which part of this thread you object to. It looks like the comments on any other post. As a matter of fact, nobody is calling for Angie's death the way they do for Paris and Britney, so this seems pretty tame to me.
JMO.
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aw fuck, theres a turd in the pool now.
SOMEBODY GET THE POOL BOY!!!
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
nope no need to be embarrassed for me, i've been lower.
i like the term 'air poop'
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Wow, I'm so embarassed for some of you showing up on this site every damn day for hours on end after that whole LA debacle last night. I don't care if you are 20 or 40...posting like that just has LOSER written all over it. Hopefully this is a temporary situation/station in your lives. I guess some don't have others buzzing around them offering to take them out cause if they did they wouldn't be on here 24/7 cyberbullying & just basically jerking themselves off. Let's see who responds to this & gives themselves away [more].
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Wow, I'm so embarassed for some of you showing up on this site every damn day for hours on end after that whole LA debacle last night. I don't care if you are 20 or 40...posting like that just has LOSER written all over it. Hopefully this is a temporary situation/station in your lives. I guess some don't have others buzzing around them offering to take them out cause if they did they wouldn't be on here 24/7 cyberbullying & just basically jerking themselves off. Let's see who responds to this & gives themselves away [more].
I remember reading Pitt and Jolie hooked up, I figured I would watch his face while they are together. He does not look happy and she isn't happy with him. I feel sorry for Pitt now. Hope he listens to Clooney next time.
Submitted by amle on May 15, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by sidd on May 15, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Hey amle... your avie's kinda interesting.. dunno if this has been asked before but whose pic is it anyway??
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lol it is the son/daughter of Janiston
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Lolz niiice! If it's a son, he kinda looks like a young Leo Dicaprio... haha funny !!!
Submitted by joanne on May 15, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Weird way to promote a pregnancy, Shouldn't Pitt be showing us how overjoyed he is? I used to like Jack Black and Hoffman, but to be pulled into this stunt makes them as lame as her.
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Weird way to promote a pregnancy, Shouldn't Pitt be showing us how overjoyed he is? I used to like Jack Black and Hoffman, but to be pulled into this stunt makes them as lame as her.
Submitted by sidd on May 15, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Hey amle... your avie's kinda interesting.. dunno if this has been asked before but whose pic is it anyway??
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lol it is the son/daughter of Janiston
I didn't read the actual story until now. Jack Black, take a real dump on her this time please. And smear it in real vulgar-like.
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I do like JB, and I only watched half of Mr. Magorium's, the first half on a plane, captive audience and all I opted to "read" a duty free catalog instead, I do remember JB showing up but don't recall him doing much(?). All I remember is Hoffman wearing some funny pajamas, or I think they were PJs... I could not watch the rest. ____________________________________________
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She seems happier around these two than she does with her own family.
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Poor Dusty, it looks like he was having a hard time holding the bent-knee position. I'd still let him hit it though.
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Hey amle... your avie's kinda interesting.. dunno if this has been asked before but whose pic is it anyway??
Madam S - JB is even cuter in that movie. I never got the Portman appeal AT ALL, I find her kind of annoying. and she's "quirky" in that movie, which makes her really annoying.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 9:55am.
Viva,
I'm crazy about Jason Bateman as well.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 8:43am.
Sorry, but Jack Black had me at "Nacho Libre"
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OK, so I went to Mexico for a vacation. All the street vendors had these Nacho Libre hat/masks for sale. It was pretty funny, but Jack Black is as annoying as Jim Carrey.
Viva,
I'm crazy about Jason Bateman as well. He's so unbelievably adorable. But I couldn't see the Wonder Emporium movie because I refuse to see anything with that Portman chick in it. She's just too horrible.
I hope they resemble Olivier. I mean, he is the dad. Right?
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Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 11:46am.
Here is a side view of AJ's belly. It's pretty damn big.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bumpin-uglys/
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YIKES the arms.
I agree with you guys. This moron's uterus needs to be forcibly removed.
Van - That one I didn't hate, but mostly because of my irrational crush on Jason Bateman, but it was pretty bad.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 8:46am.
Better yet, problems in delivery, can't stop the bleeding so they have to give her a hysterectomy (sp?)
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Oh God. As horrible as it is to say I would become religious if praying worked. I'd pray for that to happen.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 8:46am.
Kill me now. Quote from Jolie:
When asked by a Swedish reporting if she'd give birth in Sweden: "Not at this time... But, you never know, there's more babies. Who knows?"
She's already fucking planning more. God strike her down with the herp
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Better yet, problems in delivery, can't stop the bleeding so they have to give her a hysterectomy (sp?)
LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 11:46am.
Kill me now. Quote from Jolie:
When asked by a Swedish reporting if she'd give birth in Sweden: "Not at this time... But, you never know, there's more babies. Who knows?"
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Where are these babies? In storage? On hold?
Sweden, how appropriate, I hear the plastic surgery there is the best.
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Here is a side view of AJ's belly. It's pretty damn big.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bumpin-uglys/
Kill me now. Quote from Jolie:
When asked by a Swedish reporting if she'd give birth in Sweden: "Not at this time... But, you never know, there's more babies. Who knows?"
She's already fucking planning more. God strike her down with the herp.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 15, 2008 - 9:15am.
Oh Dustin Hoffman, why? why? why? First Meet the Fockers and now this? What did I do?
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Fortunately, I forgot about that one. The trifecta. I must have been bad, very bad....
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B*tch is gonna regret that nasty azz tattoo on her gut.
I just love the 6th thumbnail... she looks like she's pretending to find the whole thing funny while inside she's thinking "damn, how d'you dare to take the attention away from ME?"
Submitted by RichBitch on May 15, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Why do I find Jack Black so fuckin sexy?
I feel dirty.
Help me.
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You're not the only one. He looks like... well, you know, but he's just so fucking awesome. He exhudes sexiness.
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Why do I find Jack Black so fuckin sexy?
I feel dirty.
Help me.
Mrs K I went yestarday to the forum and tried to respond and it would not let me. I tried like 5 times. I am sorry that I did not go sooner. I forgot my password. If it lets me I will send you my email.
ON TOPIC: I like her in white. It feels fresher.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 15, 2008 - 9:15am.
Oh Dustin Hoffman, why? why? why? First Meet the Fockers and now this? What did I do?
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Did you see Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium?
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ME, thanks. Youre right. Its a new era of TAKING THE HIGH ROAD
Lead by example I suppose :)
ONT: I love the dress, with that weirdo scorpian print on it, but on preggo Angie Jo, it looks like a damn mumu. She sucks.
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missy - leave it be. If they want to see they can look in the thread.
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