Thursday, May 15th 2008
Jack Black Tries To Steal The Spotlight
Is Jack Black air pooping on Angelina Jolie? A bolt of lightning would strike him down if that happened. We're going to be seeing a lot of Angie Jo today. She's in Cannes promoting "Kung Fu Panda" with Black and Dustin Hoffman.
She's also very smiley. It must be the pregnant gas. Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 9:30am.
He's surprisingly agile for a chubster.
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Other agile chubsters:
John Belushi
Jason Alexander
Nathan Lane
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San Isidro
WTF is going on in thumbnail #7?
I love Dustin Hoffman. Even though he worked alongside Tommygirl. I'll forgive him for that one.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
She's channeling Mrs. Roper with that mumu.
M.E. - JB saying "Get that corn outta my face" for some reason, makes me cry tears of laughter whenever I see that movie
I love this look on AJ. She should consider shying away from the black and grey, she looks totally different with a smile on her face, some curls in her hair, and some color on her dress.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Yet another person Dustin will refuse to work with again. LOL! And who can blame him.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by letinstar on May 15, 2008 - 11:30am.
for all that wiggling jack black does, why is he so chubby?
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He's surprisingly agile for a chubster.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
for all that wiggling jack black does, why is he so chubby?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
If we were all in a bar I would buy all of you sluts drinks all night. Thats how happy I am right now. Because I know most of you horz could max out my amex card with your boozing.
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Zomay, did you get a PM from me in the Forum?
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 15, 2008 - 11:23am.
Ok, if I get one more to second that, Ill do it
teee heee!!
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Missy
Doooooo eeeeeeeeeeet!
Pls
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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA
WTF is she wearing? Sandra Lee's left over table cloth swatch from table scape hell?
*pauses...blinks, smells fresh air in thread*
Ahhhhhh.......
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
PSL - oh yes, yes, she did count sheeps as one of the "ones who touched her"
EW
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ME - I KNOW!!! Absolutely insane.
should I post it here so people can see? or let sleeping dogs lie.. what do you guys think
*mischeivous giggle*
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She looks beautiful. My concern is, she better be able to handle having that much kids well because there's a good chance they may all end up to be f*ck-ups!
missy, be fair.
She also said Sheeps was nice. (wink)
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OMFG MK I could kiss you right now. Why is Kool and the Gang's Celebrate Good Times playing in my head?
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missy - I saw that post. WTF? She has made defending AJ her mission in life?
Wow.
Amle!
Your avie scared the shiat outta me! I thought i was getting the shakes! I looked, looked again, shook my head and looked again!
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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA
Oh Dustin Hoffman, why? why? why? First Meet the Fockers and now this? What did I do?____________________________________________
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What is that grown man doing in the pictures?
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Submitted by zomay on May 15, 2008 - 11:09am.
M.E. what are you talking about?
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LA has been BANNED!!! she wrote this whole psychotic "goodbye" post about how her intention the whole time was to piss people off all while defending her idol (eg, the object of her stalking), and she hates dlisted forever becasue everyone except for DreamyAguleraEyes and Team Valtrex are mean.
PSYCHO!!!!
ONT: Angelina Jolie is a fake junkie lying pychotic bitch!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!
Im free,
Im freee!!
And freedom tastes,
Of REALITY!!!!
WEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Still won't see this movie.
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I truly hope her twin blobs have james havens beautiful eyes lol
Um... it's a cartoon. Get over yourselves.
Submitted by zomay on May 15, 2008 - 12:09pm.
M.E. what are you talking about?
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LA is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Hmmm, someone must not have informed The Holie Mother, Saint Jolie about the 100,000 + people dead/dying in Myanmar and the 50,000 + in China cuz SURELY she wouldn't be whoring herself with that fake patronizing smile for a cartoon panda movie if she knew about all the horrible things going on right now...
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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA
I'm the same way, Mrs. K- except for the annoyance part. I haven't reached it yet with her personally. I guess I'm more annoyed at the neverending media interest and B/A's constant playing into it. Otherwise, I do like her and their family. I don't care what did or didn't happen when whoever was married.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Bitch looks OLD!!
zomay - LA was banned last night.
It seems that all the fame whores are into twins these days.
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I'm with you M.E.
It's so nice being able to come to this AJ post and not worry about the backlash of posting anything.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
What is so funny is that until she said "Unlike most women..." I never had a problem with her. The cutting, the drugs, the blood vials, the brother kissing, all her stunts never meant much to me. Even when she got together with Brad I was like, "Meh, whatever. Marriages end. People cheat."
I just didn't care one way or the other. To me she was just some Hollywood brat, the daughter of one of our greatest actors, trying to be interesting.
Even after she said she didn't feel the need to procreate and then got pregnant, I was like, "OK, yeah, she changed her mind, it happens."
But now she annoys me.
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M.E. what are you talking about?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by KC Sunshine on May 15, 2008 - 8:51am.
They probably take fertility drugs, have 5 or 6 viable embryos and abort 2 or 3. Just a thought.
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It's called selective multifetal reduction.
The thing of it is, they're mostly all young enough to conceive without fertility treatments. If Mangie ate a thing or too, her body might be receptive towards pregnancy. I'm just guessing at all this but, there are just too many twin pregnancies.
She is emaciated. How does she carry Shiloh, Zahara and the in utero twins on those toothpick legs?
UGH - I can't stand Jack Black. Not funny and hard to look at.
somebody please tell me how Jack Black is famous?? What a gross, talentless little troll...
I can't frickin' believe that Dustin Hoffman is 70.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Angelinas face doesnt move from the top lip up. I think her and Dustin got a two for 1 botox session.
*doing happy dance*
WHOOOHOOOOOO!! We say whatever the fuck we want about AJ and NOT have to worry about getting attacked for it.
*singing to self*
"Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead"
*bouncing with joy*
Submitted by KC Sunshine on May 15, 2008 - 8:51am.
Anyone else suspicious of the number of twin-pregnancies amongst these "stars". They probably take fertility drugs, have 5 or 6 viable embryos and abort 2 or 3. Just a thought.
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wow. that is so gross and evil. but they're all in a satanist cabal, so why should I expect better? Eyes.Wide.Shut.
How come Angie's So Vein....Y? I mean she has a GIANT one popping out of her right cankle. WTF?
Submitted by KC Sunshine on May 15, 2008 - 8:51am.
They probably take fertility drugs, have 5 or 6 viable embryos and abort 2 or 3. Just a thought.
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It's called selective multifetal reduction.
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San Matias
huh. I was liking Dustin's Nikes. Jack Black is hilar, esp. in High Fidelity. angelina looks gangrenous.
Angie looks like the Top Chef girl in that 1st pic.
Anyone else suspicious of the number of twin-pregnancies amongst these "stars". They probably take fertility drugs, have 5 or 6 viable embryos and abort 2 or 3. Just a thought.
LMAO ISprained! I always wore my good tennies to church when I was a kid.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 15, 2008 - 11:43am.
My gosh, her HANDS!
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My gosh, her EVERYTHING. What the fuck is wrong with her smug face???
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Haha, she has the arms of a Praying Mantis.
Submitted by -ohmy- on May 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
- I watched an interview with her and Jack last night and she said Pax thinks he has baby pigs in his stomach - and that all the kids think they are prego.
Most children stupid i find in my travels.
pigs in belly and failed pre kindersgardens not sign of good future.
Yep, Until I actually see this so called 'stomach' I'm going to assume, its just fake.. And she's going to steal some babies off the street.. Yeah, that's it.. off the street..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I'd also like to express my thanks that at a closer look at the thumbnails, Jack Black is NOT wearing those dogawful desert shoes from 1975.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.